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jellybeans95
Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes
That... is a really incredible synopsis!
| | | | | Re: Things That Piss You Off at Work < Reply # 400 on 9/18/2011 5:28 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | This week was a real motherfucker. Coworker no-shows Monday and Tuesday. Monday I got the "Sorry I'm not there" text about 9 AM (an hour after we start). Had to go to court for her son or some such. No big, except she told the company owner (who I maybe see/talk to once a week at best), and not me. Tuesday, I had to send out the "Where are you" text. Didn't get a response til noon, and then it was some cockamamie story about a murder in the family. (Turns out to be her brother's ex-gf's cousin was found dead....so yeah...) I was irritated I had to drag the call-off out of her, but whatever. Wednesday, I get news that my bf has to have emergency surgery. I tell her I'm cutting out of work to run to the hospital to be with him and get a minor harangue about HER lack of hours this week. Bitch please. Thursday, after no sleep and needing to be on-call for his release, I tell her I'm probably not going in (well advanced for her to not have left yet). She tells me she's throwing up sick but wants to come in anyways. Whines more about hours.
Funny thing is, when she IS there, she's always running off to this or that appointment or cutting out early for one reason or another. I seriously want her fired, but she's buddies with the boss. What a load of shit.
| dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati |
| jellybeans95
Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes
That... is a really incredible synopsis!
| | | | | Re: Things That Piss You Off at Work < Reply # 403 on 9/24/2011 11:30 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Know what's worse than a coworker that no-shows half the time? One who spends her time there lying, stealing, and yapping on the fucking phone about her latest baby-daddy drama. The good news is, this C U Next Tuesday got fired. The bad news is, before running off on Thursday (after coming in for only an hour and cutting out again for the funeral of aforementioned "murdered" person), she stole $80 from the cash drawer. Worse yet, she made up some lame half-assed story about the door being unlocked (it wasn't) and someone sneaking in and rattling the door while she was in the bathroom (also bullshit). Thankfully, her account of how close her and the big boss are is totally fiction, and I found out they were ready to can her ass anyways since she reportedly heisted a digital camera from my warehouse and bragged about it to another worker at the other warehouse. And also because her brother stole a customer's appliances. Way to go, slick! I'm just glad it didn't come back on me. Apparently neither the boss nor the person I answer to at the office trusted this skank any further than they could throw her.
| dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati |
| Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick
Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1903 likes
No matter where you go, there you are...
| | | Re: Things That Piss You Off at Work < Reply # 404 on 9/24/2011 11:37 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | imagine working in a hazardous environment where a burst pipe will maim if not outright kill you. You'd want to know about that right? Guy I work with walks around the place oblivious to EVERYTHING. I did my rounds last night and walked under a pipe, which coincidentally, is a 50% caustic line. Now for those of you who have never worked with chemicals or in an environment where chemicals are used, 50% caustic is nasty. It will eat you up and it's worse than an acid because 9 times out of 10 an acid will succumb to water. In other words, you get to a safety shower, you're leaving with your skin still attached to your body. Caustic on the other hand is slimy and does not go away easily. While its on you, it's boring into your skin... So, anyways, I am doing my first of four rounds last night and I happen to walk under the lines coming from the white liquor feed pumps (if you want an explanation as to what this shit is or means, pm me) and I notice that something is dripping. It's the 50% caustic line coming from the pulp mill. We use this 50% caustic to boost the strength (effective #) of the white liquor if we're having problems with our slaker/under/overflow system. Anyways, like a good stooge, i trace it back up stream and find one of the unions has blown and nasty caustic is gushing everywhere and it had been gushing for a long while. the guy i relieve just didn't want to lock it out. this place is going to fucking kill me...
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| Shael
Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes
Baaaaah.
| | | Re: Things That Piss You Off at Work < Reply # 405 on 9/25/2011 12:56 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Samurai imagine working in a hazardous environment where a burst pipe will maim if not outright kill you. You'd want to know about that right? Guy I work with walks around the place oblivious to EVERYTHING. I did my rounds last night and walked under a pipe, which coincidentally, is a 50% caustic line. Now for those of you who have never worked with chemicals or in an environment where chemicals are used, 50% caustic is nasty. It will eat you up and it's worse than an acid because 9 times out of 10 an acid will succumb to water. In other words, you get to a safety shower, you're leaving with your skin still attached to your body. Caustic on the other hand is slimy and does not go away easily. While its on you, it's boring into your skin... So, anyways, I am doing my first of four rounds last night and I happen to walk under the lines coming from the white liquor feed pumps (if you want an explanation as to what this shit is or means, pm me) and I notice that something is dripping. It's the 50% caustic line coming from the pulp mill. We use this 50% caustic to boost the strength (effective #) of the white liquor if we're having problems with our slaker/under/overflow system. Anyways, like a good stooge, i trace it back up stream and find one of the unions has blown and nasty caustic is gushing everywhere and it had been gushing for a long while. the guy i relieve just didn't want to lock it out. this place is going to fucking kill me...
| Take a bid out...NOW. Since no one is doing shit to fix this mess or get rid of that asshole. Money or no money, get out.
| "The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women". |
| jellybeans95
Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes
That... is a really incredible synopsis!
| | | | | Re: Things That Piss You Off at Work < Reply # 412 on 10/4/2011 10:25 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Work is DEFINITELY testing the outer limits of my patience. Pretty good chance the pretty-boy nitwit brother of the trollop who stole from me is coming to work at my warehouse. This is not good for several reasons. He's a lying, conniving, drug-addled thief, just like his sister. He's a goddamn know-it-all who thinks he's hot shit. He thinks he's better than everyone ever. His condescending attitude of how I run the place really chafes me. (considering everyone else at the company thinks I'm doing great, his opinion is shit.) And on top of all that, he's lazy. Little history, he worked my job before with a couple of his buddies. He was lucky to have been off the day his two broskis got busted boozing and smoking it up on the clock and stealing product and money. That is most likely the ONLY thing that saved his ass. So I always get this "Well when *I* worked here... blahblahblah". Yeah, well, when you worked there, half the warehouse went missing and it was Animal House 2010. Hence why you do NOT work there anymore, you fucking dolt. I'm so glad my warehouse the fucking Island of Misfit Toys for that company. Yeah, send me the losers, druggies, rejects, and gimps and wonder why fuckall gets done over there. JFC.
| dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati |
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