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jeepdave
Location: Anderson, SC Gender: Male Total Likes: 1303 likes
It's also a gun.
| | | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 51 on 4/2/2011 11:32 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Lenny C I was at a place recently and got busted. I was really nervous and the cop got it from me that I was on uer.ca. I don't think he even cared. He let me go
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| Yield
Location: Look behind you Gender: Male Total Likes: 15 likes
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 53 on 4/3/2011 4:27 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Trap
...Dumbass... WHY would you ever admit this? Ever? I can't think of a situation where this would be necessary.
| This is a rookie forum trap, mind your language ;) What he meant to say is: DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN, EVERRRRR. Because, you know, admitting you're part of a group of people who are very easy to find online who allegedly break into buildings and trespass and such isn't exactly bright. Not even because it has anything to do with the website or the security of the people on it, but because you basically just admitted this is a 'hobby' to you, something you do often, which really isn't that bright either :/ Next time, (and there will likely be one,) relax. Take a breath. Try not to mention your source.
| Yield's Peer Review: ~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties. ~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Location: North of Chicago, IL Gender: Male Total Likes: 279 likes
*Therrin puts on the penguin-suit
| | | | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 57 on 4/3/2011 5:50 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Best advice I can give rooks is that its not a lie if you believe it. And cops can tell if you bullshittin. | It took me a long time to figure this out, growing up with a dad who's been a cop my whole life. They can smell bullshit a mile away. You have to really believe what you're saying, and not give it away with body language either. Learn the fine art of looking at someone and lying through your teeth and making them believe every single word of it. Or tell the truth, but leave out very key components. Don't change your story. Keep it simple. They will ask you the same question 6 different ways. Don't change your story. Did I mention don't change your story? Yeah. Don't. Oh here's an idea! If all else fails, act retarded. Set this plan up with your friends ahead of time. Arrange it so that they are your caretaker or something. Act like a total retard, and carry a card in your wallet that says something to that effect, along with where you should be taken if found. "yeah he was supposed to be in school/church/etc but he tends to wander around sometimes, we're glad you found him. He seems to really like old buildings for some reason." If used properly, and your acting skills are exceptional, you can use this as a repeated excuse over and over. (this may or may not work, but I can think of a few people who'd be naturals at it)
| Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
| \/adder
Location: DunkarooLand Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | | Re: Times caught by the police as a rookie UE < Reply # 58 on 4/3/2011 6:09 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Most people can't keep eye contact and lie, especially under pressure. I'm a bluntly honest and open person (to a fault) but I tend to avoid making eye contact with other people (I've got the whole anti-social/aspergers awkwardness thing going on there.) This works to my advantage with police: lying is against my nature, keeping steady eye contact is also against my nature. You think it would be difficult but when you combine the two it appears perfectly normal. So lying while keeping eye contact is the easiest thing in the world for me. It is easier for me to keep eye contact while lying than for me to keep eye contact in normal conversation. Throws them for a loop, every-time. They smell bullshit a mile away, which is why you need to control the amount of information they get, lead them into making assumptions that work in your favor, don't correct them unless absolutely necessary: cops hate being corrected. It always works in your favor if they think you are up to something worse than what you are doing but through discovery and these assumptions they are left to decide you aren't as bad as they think. If they suspect you are a Scrapper, Tagger, Narcotics Smuggler ... when they discover you are just a harmless trespasser, or better yet, a photographer who was hoping to sneak in and out without making any problems and get some cool shots but unfortunately things didn't go as planned and now you are talking to him... They expect to bust a harmful criminal and then instead realize you're a harmless trespasser ... they are more apt to let you go.
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