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<Reply # 20 on 8/15/2006 6:26 AM >
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also, if you can drug a poor doggie, you are a cruel asshole and I should drug and muzzle you and see how you like it.
So ya, you could be nice and make some new puppy friends or be an asshole who is cruel to animals.
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hehe, I'll have you know I've paid good money to be drugged with animal tranquilizers. Besides drugging an animal isn't cruel. It's done rather frequently for very humane reasons. You think conservationists work with tigers while they're wide awake? of course not, they'd be eaten in 2 seconds. Because animals don't care about being cruel or not, that's a goofy human trick. That dog doesn't care about me, he'd eat my face if he had half a second. That said, I most likely won't be drugging the dog because I don't want to accidently kill it, I merely presented it as an option.
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<Reply # 21 on 8/15/2006 3:18 PM >
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hehe, I'll have you know I've paid good money to be drugged with animal tranquilizers. Besides drugging an animal isn't cruel. It's done rather frequently for very humane reasons. You think conservationists work with tigers while they're wide awake? of course not, they'd be eaten in 2 seconds. Because animals don't care about being cruel or not, that's a goofy human trick. That dog doesn't care about me, he'd eat my face if he had half a second. That said, I most likely won't be drugging the dog because I don't want to accidently kill it, I merely presented it as an option.
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Well, I know at the end of the day nobody on this site is actually going to go to the trouble of actually fixing a steak or PB sandwich or waste their roofies on guard dogs while they are trying to get into some BS warehouse. However, I think it's worth saying that clearly people who work with tigers, dogs, horses, etc. have gone to med school and know what doses to give drugs to which animals as well as how to deal with animals that get sick from the tranquilizers.
Save your steaks and Special K for your next Rave-eque (get it? A barbeque and a rave, together??) and leave those poor, innocent Rotties, Dobermans, and German Shepherds to tear the arms off somebody else!
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| | Re: How to shut a dog up.
<Reply # 22 on 8/15/2006 3:45 PM >
| | | | Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
also, if you can drug a poor doggie, you are a cruel asshole and I should drug and muzzle you and see how you like it.
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I might like that, but i'm a bit on the kinky side... So...
Haha, i'm joking.
In any case, drugging the dog is not an option. Chocolate is not an option. Hell, even the food is a risk.
I love animals, and i'd hate to see an animal killed wrongly. That's simply ignorant and stupid.
As for the food, you don't want to take the chance of the dog possibly liking the food TOO MUCH and still disliking you, thus having it go after you in an attempt to get more. I.e. the dog may think you taste like PB sandwiches.
In any event abandon(no pun intended) this operation, and find someplace else.
If you're from Philly, why not just run around the city, or talk to people on here? There are tons of places out there, and i even broke my UE cherry in Philly.
Good luck in whatever you do.
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<Reply # 23 on 8/15/2006 6:51 PM >
| | | | Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
also, if you can drug a poor doggie, you are a cruel asshole and I should drug and muzzle you and see how you like it.
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<Reply # 24 on 8/15/2006 7:00 PM >
| | | | All dogs give in to food in time. I used to feed the guard dog at a place I worked and within a month he was playing fetch. The whole year before that he would tear your head off if he could get to you, just the same as some poor burgular.
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<Reply # 25 on 8/16/2006 6:22 PM >
| | | | Posted by Tek-69
As I mentioned recently in another post: http://www.uer.ca/...d=1&threadid=34675
My ue last night was cut short by the presence of dogs. I heard many but only saw one. Goin' on what I saw and heard, it's safe to assume these dogs are all leashed. Most of the threads on this site are about attack prevention or avoidance, but what I'd really like to do is just shut the dog up. I don't wanna kill it so that option is out, please don't bother suggesting it. Any other ideas would be great. I'm thinking maybe bribery(food) or drugging and muzzling(the owner can take the muzzle off in the morning and keep it as a "present"). Any other ideas that I'm missing? I'm not ready to give up on this location yet.
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i once tried to get into an abandonment that had a family of racoons living there i dont like rabies so when i giant racoon came after me i booked it but i was working at a sea-food restaurant at the time and realized something racoons are always around our garbage cans eating stuff out of them, so one day after work i garbed some old tuna steaks out of the trash threw them into a plastic bag and went back to the abandonment the racoons came at me even faster this time because i smelled like tuna but after i gave it to them they stopped bothering me, even the next time i went there they didnt care the point is every animal has got something they REALLY like, you figure out what it is and your problem is solved
ps-my dog loves beef jerky, easy to carry not suspicious and works better than peanut butter
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<Reply # 26 on 8/16/2006 6:46 PM >
| | | | This whole thread reminds me of that movie back in the 80's called explorers. These 3 kids we're breaking into a junkyard, the one kid had done it numerous times before and after trying all sorts of stuff he befriended the guard dog named bones with bubblegum.
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<Reply # 27 on 8/16/2006 7:31 PM >
| | | | Posted by Mr.Coffee
now, that's good to know. However, they'd have to be trained pretty well, I had a drug dog alert to my taco bell once. ahh, that's a good story.
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<Reply # 28 on 8/16/2006 7:41 PM >
| | | | Posted by 0U812
Ugh!
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<Reply # 29 on 8/16/2006 8:02 PM >
| | | | If you have exhausted all options and must take drastic actions against this dog then don't forget the
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<Reply # 30 on 8/17/2006 2:20 AM >
| | | | Trained Guard Dog's won't eat anything other then something given to it by the owner.
And DO NOT DRUG OR TRANQ IT... If you have no clue what your doing, which i can tell you right now, you don't, you could give it a lethal dose.
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<Reply # 31 on 8/17/2006 2:54 AM >
| | | | Posted by Vinsanity
I might like that, but i'm a bit on the kinky side... So...
Haha, i'm joking.
In any case, drugging the dog is not an option. Chocolate is not an option. Hell, even the food is a risk.
I love animals, and i'd hate to see an animal killed wrongly. That's simply ignorant and stupid.
As for the food, you don't want to take the chance of the dog possibly liking the food TOO MUCH and still disliking you, thus having it go after you in an attempt to get more. I.e. the dog may think you taste like PB sandwiches.
In any event abandon(no pun intended) this operation, and find someplace else.
If you're from Philly, why not just run around the city, or talk to people on here? There are tons of places out there, and i even broke my UE cherry in Philly.
Good luck in whatever you do.
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I love animals too. They have saved my ass on more than one occasion. Being nice and offering it treats from the other side of the fence to befriend it is the best way to go about it. Drugging them is indeed a big no-no. If you're not a professional don't do it. And professionals tend to do it for better reasons than "it was doing it's job, and I wanted to trespass where it was guarding".
Also, don't scream or run if it goes after you. Prey screams and runs. I've been attacked and I got out of it with nothing more than a red mark and a new friend. My friend's Chow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_Chow) attacked me and stood my ground and put up my arm to block. It grabbed my arm with it's teeth, but let go (before it broke skin) when it realized I was not reacting to it's attack. Ever since then the dog loved me. And I have dealt with guard dogs before. There were about six of them on a farm I used to work at. The largest one was a german shepard the size of a small to medium pony. Those dogs could trap groups of big burly men who were hiding behind a fence, but the second I gave my approval of the people they layed off. Dogs will respond well to respect and attempts at friendship, just treat them as your equal, not as a stupid dog or as a big scarey monster. It may take time, but they will warm up. If you don't want to bother taking the time, then do as Vinsanity said, go to one of the many many other locations available to you.
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<Reply # 32 on 8/17/2006 10:51 PM >
| | | | Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate mmmmmmmmmmI love chocolate.
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<Reply # 33 on 8/20/2006 8:56 PM >
| | | | well if you get the special k you can take some and then you wont feel the dog attacking you... and then when you get in side bandage yourself up and explore. on the way out take a little more and walk out. enter the k hole.
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<Reply # 34 on 8/20/2006 10:08 PM >
| | | | Posted by tippa
well if you get the special k you can take some and then you wont feel the dog attacking you... and then when you get in side bandage yourself up and explore. on the way out take a little more and walk out. enter the k hole.
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You can do all that and give the dogs chocolate too ;)
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<Reply # 35 on 8/21/2006 12:14 AM >
| | | | My dog ate a tuperware container full of brownies and was fine. It is all dependant on the dog's individual tolerance/allergies of chocolate.
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<Reply # 36 on 8/21/2006 12:44 AM >
|  | | | Ok, I've gotta ask, what is this Special K people keep talking about? The only Special K I know of is the cereal...
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<Reply # 37 on 8/21/2006 1:24 AM >
| | | | Posted by Chronos
Ok, I've gotta ask, what is this Special K people keep talking about? The only Special K I know of is the cereal...
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<Reply # 38 on 8/21/2006 2:58 AM >
| | | | its fun... entering the k-hole. 
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<Reply # 39 on 8/21/2006 12:38 PM >
| | | | Posted by Rain Maker
i once tried to get into an abandonment that had a family of racoons living there i dont like rabies so when i giant racoon came after me i booked it but i was working at a sea-food restaurant at the time and realized something racoons are always around our garbage cans eating stuff out of them, so one day after work i garbed some old tuna steaks out of the trash threw them into a plastic bag and went back to the abandonment the racoons came at me even faster this time because i smelled like tuna but after i gave it to them they stopped bothering me, even the next time i went there they didnt care the point is every animal has got something they REALLY like, you figure out what it is and your problem is solved
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