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<Reply # 40 on 8/21/2006 6:24 PM >
|  | | | My Rat Terrier (19.5 lbs) ate about 1/2 lb of good chocolate and was really hyper for the rest of the day. Really Really Hyper. I dont recommend chocolate for dogs, or any other drugs for that manner.
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0U812
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<Reply # 41 on 8/21/2006 6:39 PM >
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Do you ever stop to breathe when you talk?
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This one time at band camp............
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<Reply # 42 on 8/22/2006 8:41 PM >
| | | | Feed it meat soaked in Bleach, fucking dogs will eat anything. If they are trained not to eat food then use a stun gun on them.
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0U812
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<Reply # 43 on 8/22/2006 8:55 PM >
| | | | Posted by joe1488
Feed it meat soaked in Bleach, fucking dogs will eat anything. If they are trained not to eat food then use a stun gun on them.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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res_novae
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<Reply # 44 on 8/22/2006 10:39 PM >
| | | | Go out there everynight for a week and feed the dogs PB, Beef Jerky, any food. Hell, go over in the day time and just sit down to eat and feed the dogs. After a while, they'll like you and let you pass.
How do you think we started captivating dogs anyways...
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Wabbit
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<Reply # 45 on 8/23/2006 5:32 PM >
| | | | Rotwilers (sp) have a tendancy toward epilepsy(no joke) If you're lucky a red strobe might set them off into a seizure. This most likely wont kill them, but it'll entertain you, and distract them for just long enough. Plus I'm sure it's not illegal.
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junkyard
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Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
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<Reply # 46 on 8/23/2006 7:19 PM >
| | | | Hey joe dickwad, you should try feeding Mr. Brown some bleach soaked food. He's much friendlier to hobos than dumbasses. I'm sure people would pay to see that cage match. 
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
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<Reply # 47 on 8/23/2006 7:54 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
Hey joe dickwad, you should try feeding Mr. Brown some bleach soaked food. He's much friendlier to hobos than dumbasses. I'm sure people would pay to see that cage match.
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Sorry to jump in on a comment aimed at someone else, but who is Mr. Brown? and Who are the hobo's?
Also why the name calling? I thought his post was funny. What about my posts in here were saying to give the dogs chocolate... That can kill some dogs too.
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TrixieSparrow
 
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<Reply # 48 on 8/23/2006 9:09 PM >
| | | | Posted by joe1488
Feed it meat soaked in Bleach, fucking dogs will eat anything. If they are trained not to eat food then use a stun gun on them.
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I can only hope you are kidding. if I saw anyone take a stun gun to a dog, I would take my mag lite to their skull. and anyone who has ever seen me pissed off or seen me throw a punch out of anger knows what I am capable of.
but if it was a joke, rock on.
(thats the downfall of the internet, you can't always tell lol)
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<Reply # 49 on 8/23/2006 9:30 PM >
| | | | Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
I can only hope you are kidding. if I saw anyone take a stun gun to a dog, I would take my mag lite to their skull. and anyone who has ever seen me pissed off or seen me throw a punch out of anger knows what I am capable of.
but if it was a joke, rock on.
(thats the downfall of the internet, you can't always tell lol)
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Again I made a comment that could kill a dong and he makes a comment about stunning a dog and people flip out? Its ok for a cow or even Shiroi but not a dog?
Wow double standards. Its a fucking animal.
Animals are ment to be eaten, they are food. I dont give a shit if its a dog or not . I know that they are there to do a job, but feeding me is their job as well.
p.s I wouldnt eat a dog or a cat as they are disgusting animals
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TrixieSparrow
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<Reply # 50 on 8/23/2006 10:18 PM >
| | | | Posted by White Trash
Again I made a comment that could kill a dong and he makes a comment about stunning a dog and people flip out? Its ok for a cow or even Shiroi but not a dog?
Wow double standards. Its a fucking animal.
Animals are ment to be eaten, they are food. I dont give a shit if its a dog or not . I know that they are there to do a job, but feeding me is their job as well.
p.s I wouldnt eat a dog or a cat as they are disgusting animals
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I'm used to you going off on wierd things though. And I would never let Shiroi or a cow eat bleach. And I like animals better than people. And I like Shiroi better than the majority of people. People suck. I like to laugh at them. I wish I had pizza right now.
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<Reply # 51 on 8/24/2006 12:27 AM >
| | | | Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
I can only hope you are kidding. if I saw anyone take a stun gun to a dog, I would take my mag lite to their skull. and anyone who has ever seen me pissed off or seen me throw a punch out of anger knows what I am capable of.
but if it was a joke, rock on.
(thats the downfall of the internet, you can't always tell lol)
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| I'm used to you going off on wierd things though. And I would never let Shiroi or a cow eat bleach. And I like animals better than people. And I like Shiroi better than the majority of people. People suck. I like to laugh at them. I wish I had pizza right now |
I dont see you mentioning bleach in your post, and neither did I for a reason...
Bleach is only good for seagulls
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TrixieSparrow
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I guess.
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<Reply # 52 on 8/24/2006 1:39 AM >
| | | | Posted by White Trash
I dont see you mentioning bleach in your post, and neither did I for a reason...
Bleach is only good for seagulls
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what? I'm lost now. and tired. and I still want pizza. oh, cool I found my lipgloss!
(today's attention span is short, sorry  )
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res_novae
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<Reply # 53 on 8/24/2006 4:43 AM >
| | | | no no no alka seltzer is good for seagulls
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Tek-69
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<Reply # 54 on 8/24/2006 6:28 AM >
| | | | hehe, all this just from me wanting to know how to shut up a dog who barked to high hell. So far I think my options are now:
bleach it
feed it
get it high
kill it
befriend it
leave it alone
But three of the 6 will incur the wrath of trixie. I think what I'll do is feed trixie a pizza, and while she's distracted I'll get myself high, by that point I'll have no problem befriending it, but I'll probably forget and end up leaving it alone. :p
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TrixieSparrow
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Gender: Female
I guess.
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<Reply # 55 on 8/25/2006 12:22 AM >
| | | | Posted by Tek-69
I think what I'll do is feed trixie a pizza, and while she's distracted I'll get myself high, by that point I'll have no problem befriending it, but I'll probably forget and end up leaving it alone. :p
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I get pizza and the dog doesn't get hurt. I like this plan.
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junkyard
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Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
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<Reply # 56 on 8/25/2006 2:36 PM >
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Junkyard getting winched out of a deep manhole and Mr. Brown making sure no one is left behind.
Drunkyard and Mr. Brown in a lab somewhere
Mr. Brown and Flame in a brewery.
That's Mr. Brown, the coolest 4 legged explorer ever built. During the day he works security detail for The Mouse. At night, he gets into the shit. He's been through sewage to get to caves. Down manholes. In breweries, mines, tunnels. Even went swimming in drop shafts in drains, twice. He scouts drains in a canoe and guards the beer. But he can't climb ladders because he's got like, no thumbs. The hobos are people with no homes that sometimes live in tunnels that go to the caves. Once he woke one up after a night of partying last Mouser Week and the guy shit himself. You would too if a Mr. Brown came at you with a headlamp on. He thought it was the cops And chocolate doesn't kill him, it just leaves aluminum foil chaff in his turds. Which BTW would make excellent countermeasures against any heat seeking missiles aimed at his butt. They would all go for the radar reflection of the metal and the heat signature of his steamers. Also you don't want to be in the same mine tunnel with him when he decides to take a dump 
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
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0U812
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<Reply # 57 on 8/25/2006 3:14 PM >
| | | | Mr Brown sounds like he is THE shits. I wished my dog would explore something else besides the 32 holes she's dug in the yard.
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BSUE_McCormack
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<Reply # 58 on 8/26/2006 11:38 PM >
| | | | Mr brown huh? He looks like a cool dog. He's not bothered by that broken window on the 30th floor of that building?
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