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junkyard
  
location:
LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
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|  | | | I found a building that needs some UE in my town. It is said to have caves under it that are 3 levels deep. I was wondering if it would be better to try to find a way into the caves first or the building. The building is boarded up except for one window that looks like it might open. But there are also no trespassing signs and a fence. What should I do?
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
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TaP
   
location:
Montreal, QC
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 1 on 6/16/2006 2:18 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
I found a building that needs some UE in my town. It is said to have caves under it that are 3 levels deep. I was wondering if it would be better to try to find a way into the caves first or the building. The building is boarded up except for one window that looks like it might open. But there are also no trespassing signs and a fence. What should I do?
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you go through that window and go in the basement.
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NV
Supreme Noble Donor
location:
City of Chicago, Richard M. Daley, Mayor
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<Reply # 2 on 6/16/2006 2:31 PM >
| | | | I would have said "go in the window" until I read about the "No Trespassing" signs, which probably means entering the building is technically illegal. I wouldn't do it if I were you.
But if you do go in, make sure you take a bunch of horrible pointless photos and post them in the UER LDB. And don't forget to post the address so the rest of us can easily find the building without having to work too hard.
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Axle
  
location:
Milton, ON
Gender: Male
Sieg oder Tod
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<Reply # 3 on 6/16/2006 2:53 PM >
| | | | Step 1 - scout out the building, see who/what goes on around it. Is there public transit stops nearby, do cops drive by regularly
Step 2 - pick a time of day to go, usually try at night
Step 3 - ignore all signs, they are just signs
Step 4 - climb over fence, or find a hole
Step 5 - Enter through the window if it is open/you can climb through
Step 6 - tell us about it
Of course you can just ignore all this and do it anyway you feel like.
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TomR
location:
Arnhem, Netherlands
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 4 on 6/16/2006 4:36 PM >
| | | | Posted by NV
I would have said "go in the window" until I read about the "No Trespassing" signs, which probably means entering the building is technically illegal. I wouldn't do it if I were you.
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ue is illegal anyway most of the times, the signs are just an invitation for all of us explorer.
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MindHacker
location:
Suburbs of DC
Gender: Male
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.
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<Reply # 5 on 6/16/2006 4:43 PM >
| | | | Im suprised your asking. But to answer your question, in an indirect manner, action squad got into old caves attached to a brewery via the sewers, and the | "super slippery spraying slide of piss," as Jim insisted on calling the several block long, sloped sewer tunnel featuring high-speed sewage that sprayed up all over when you put your foot into it. |
So id go for the windows. The signs are there to make you feel cool.
I lost the url, just google "super slippery spraying slide of piss," as I'm pretty sure this is the only place it shows up.
"That's just my opinion. I would, however, advocate for explosive breaching, since speed and looking cool are both concerns in my job."-Wilkinshire |
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
location:
Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 7 on 6/16/2006 4:58 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
I found a building that needs some UE in my town. It is said to have caves under it that are 3 levels deep. I was wondering if it would be better to try to find a way into the caves first or the building. The building is boarded up except for one window that looks like it might open. But there are also no trespassing signs and a fence. What should I do?
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>>look
The building is boarded up except for one window that looks like it might open. But there are also no trespassing signs and a fence
>>i
You are carrying a rope
>>use rope on fence
I don't know how to do that
>>climb fence
You glance around and see that the coast is clear. You climb over the fence.
>>use rope on window
You use the rope to climb up to the window.
You are now standing in a small room with a closed door.
>>open door
You take a step and fall through the floor, and then through the floor below that. You are now in a cave.
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natxtron
location:
memphis
urbanesquelation
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<Reply # 8 on 6/16/2006 5:28 PM >
| | | | shouldn't he roll a d10 for damage?
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junkyard
location:
LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
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<Reply # 9 on 6/16/2006 5:36 PM >
| | | | I've heard of those Action Squaders. I bet they'd know how to get into these caves. I read that page, thanks for the link. Was that a brewery or something? And why would anyone want to walk through poop? I heard a sewer can kill you as soon as you enter from deadly gasses or some such thing. My buddy has a D6, is that big enough or do you really need the extra mass?
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I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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Pravus
location:
Chicago Area
Gender: Male
Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable"...
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<Reply # 10 on 6/16/2006 6:17 PM >
| | | | Posted by MutantMandias
>>look
The building is boarded up except for one window that looks like it might open. But there are also no trespassing signs and a fence
>>i
You are carrying a rope
>>use rope on fence
I don't know how to do that
>>climb fence
You glance around and see that the coast is clear. You climb over the fence.
>>use rope on window
You use the rope to climb up to the window.
You are now standing in a small room with a closed door.
>>open door
You take a step and fall through the floor, and then through the floor below that. You are now in a cave.
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Just remember the flashlight so the grue doesn't get you
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
location:
Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 11 on 6/16/2006 7:42 PM >
| | | | > what is a grue?
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maZe
location:
Montreal/Moncton/Ottawa
Gender: Female
"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed" - Sean O'Casey
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<Reply # 12 on 6/16/2006 8:02 PM >
| | | | Before trying the window - if it's in plain view - I'd call the city and check the public records to see who owns the place. Might be worth giving the owner a call and simply asking to borrow the key for a few hours and signing a release form.
Works quite well for me for places I can't get in. Being nice does pay.
I would then pop a few manholes around the place to see what that leads you too.
Then I'd try the window.
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Freak
location:
Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
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<Reply # 14 on 6/17/2006 12:24 AM >
| | | | I'd buy a little tiny shovel and find some exposed sandstone, then I'd dig some kind of hole like the french explorers do!
Make sure to pack your respirator, 5 kinds of flashlights, and some ninja throwing stars in case of attack dogs and homeless drug dealers! I'd recommend starting 4 or 5 threads on what kind of flashlights and throwing stars to buy.
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
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MindHacker
location:
Suburbs of DC
Gender: Male
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.
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<Reply # 15 on 6/17/2006 2:43 AM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
Those manholes are HEAVY.
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Not if you role a natural 20. Keep trying, it will just fly open at some point.
If you have a slacker DM you can just pretend.
@TomR: I see you googled the piss slide.
@Everyone (cause who knows what a grue is, I mean really), http://en.wikipedi...Grue_%28monster%29
"That's just my opinion. I would, however, advocate for explosive breaching, since speed and looking cool are both concerns in my job."-Wilkinshire |
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Alestrial
location:
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Gender: Male
<Arc_Tangent> I crown you prince of pears!
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<Reply # 16 on 6/17/2006 3:39 AM >
| | | | Posted by NV
I would have said "go in the window" until I read about the "No Trespassing" signs, which probably means entering the building is technically illegal. I wouldn't do it if I were you.
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Just to tell you entering any building that is not public without permission is illegal sign or not.
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TaP
location:
Montreal, QC
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 17 on 6/17/2006 3:08 PM >
| | | | hey guys i want to explore, what should i do?
like theres this place but im scared to go in. ant theres cops and attack dogs and stuff.
HELP
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Pravus
location:
Chicago Area
Gender: Male
Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable"...
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<Reply # 18 on 6/17/2006 5:07 PM >
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Oh, No!! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!
**** YOU HAVE DIED ****
Such greatness..
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natxtron
location:
memphis
urbanesquelation
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<Reply # 19 on 6/17/2006 9:21 PM >
| | | | if all else fails, cast magic missile.
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