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 Glass
       
Location: Chicago
as one does
 |  |  | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 40 on 6/16/2009 8:44 PM >
|  | | | Posted by Max Wasteland
The "correct" answer is Protests.
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Huh, I was going to write in 'actionsquadding.' 
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| |  | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 41 on 6/17/2009 2:44 AM >
| | | | Don't forget vegan potlucking! Potlucking is clearly a socialist activity, and anything vegan is clearly left-wing liberal/hates freedom & America. The meat haters will stop at nothing to uproot our family values and uh, stuff.
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 42 on 6/17/2009 4:04 AM >
| | | | It's right up there with minding your own fuckin business on a sidewalk......while out for a walk.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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Gatsby
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Like all UER people, I've only explored your mom.
| | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 43 on 6/17/2009 3:22 PM >
| | | | I was on my way home from work one night and was pulled over by a cop.
I work nights, and at that time I was coming home around 3am.
I was driving perfectly and did absolutely NOTHING wrong.
He pulled me over just before I arrived home.
He asked me if I had been smoking pot, then asked if I had any marijuana in the vehicle.
I said no, of course.
He continued to treat me like I was up to no good (not that smoking pot is necessarily 'no good'), and proceeded to follow me the rest of the way home, apparently to make sure I didn't do anything crazy.
I have PLENTY of similar cop stories of equal "value", if anyone ever wants to hear them.
I hate cops, generally.
Some are good, but not many unfortunately.
I only listen to 104.7 Poop. I'm always in deep shit, so I may as well listen to poop. |
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 44 on 6/18/2009 6:17 AM >
| | | | I remember quite a few nights they didn't pull us over. For being up to some good.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 45 on 6/18/2009 4:56 PM >
| | | | I like the "Marsec level 1, passengers subject to search" sign on the St. Croix dinkville tour boat dock, because obviously terrorists are ready to strike at America's dead end backwaters! Most of Minnesota has barely heard of Taylor's Falls, but it's actually Osama's next target!
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
http://spamusement...hp/comics/view/137 |
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 46 on 6/19/2009 2:30 AM >
| | | | Marsec 1 = 'Please sign our guest book!'
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whistlebait
 
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Location: Cincinnati, OH
Gender: Female
"There is no top. There are always further heights to reach."
| |  | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 47 on 6/19/2009 6:19 PM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
Huh, I was going to write in 'actionsquadding.'
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Definitely lower level, not sure about the terrorism part though.
"I occasionally play works by contemporary composers for two reasons. First to discourage the composer from writing any more and secondly to remind myself how much I appreciate Beethoven."
-Jascha Heifetz
-Little known fact, Serious Cat is the enforcer of Ceiling Cat |
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 48 on 6/20/2009 7:29 AM >
| | | | Posted by Gatsby
I have PLENTY of similar cop stories of equal "value", if anyone ever wants to hear them.
I hate cops, generally.
Some are good, but not many unfortunately.
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Oh come on! We had a fun day in court!
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Gatsby
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Like all UER people, I've only explored your mom.
| | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 49 on 6/23/2009 2:18 PM >
| | | | I wish all court dates were that easy!
"Pay the man a hundred bucks and you're good."
I'd jump back in telephone if it was always that smooth.
[last edit 6/23/2009 2:20 PM by Gatsby - edited 1 times]
I only listen to 104.7 Poop. I'm always in deep shit, so I may as well listen to poop. |
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 50 on 6/23/2009 10:29 PM >
| | | | Jumping into a telephone? Gatsby you dog, you make no sense!
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 51 on 6/24/2009 2:43 AM >
| | | | LOL
He means "Telephone" proper, instead of the common noun as in "a telephone".
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Gatsby
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Like all UER people, I've only explored your mom.
| | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 52 on 6/24/2009 2:26 PM >
| | | | You've never set foot inside a telephonic device? The workings are quite out of the ordinary, compared to the average modern environment.
I only listen to 104.7 Poop. I'm always in deep shit, so I may as well listen to poop. |
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
| | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 53 on 6/25/2009 3:45 AM >
| | | | SoOoOoOo crazy. (This thread is still going, see!)
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Flame
Location: The 'Baijan
Gender: Female
| |  | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 54 on 6/25/2009 10:12 AM >
| | | | Posted by Gatsby
I wish all court dates were that easy!
"Pay the man a hundred bucks and you're good."
I'd jump back in telephone if it was always that smooth.
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ha ha! if you are caught playing tongue hockey (AKA making out, kissing, snogging etc) at a park on the caspian sea, the bribe to not go to court is 25AZN(30USD)
'Fuck You Grasshopper!' |
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Krenta
Location: Saint Paul, MN
Nope, wasn't me.
| | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 56 on 6/25/2009 6:41 PM >
| | | | Posted by Flame
ha ha! if you are caught playing tongue hockey (AKA making out, kissing, snogging etc) at a park on the caspian sea, the bribe to not go to court is 25AZN(30USD)
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Do I even want to know how this came up?
Is that 25AZN per snogger/snoggee, 25AZN per bribee, or 25AZN per incident?
Also, how much do you have to pay to buy the negatives when you've been photographed snogging in public?
Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. |
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ToXiC
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Gender: Male
Original Jackassary.
| |  | | | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 57 on 6/25/2009 9:41 PM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
SoOoOoOo crazy. (This thread is still going, see!)
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lol
Savage Hooligan |
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Krenta
Location: Saint Paul, MN
Nope, wasn't me.
| | Re: FBI informants who did it for the right reasons for $200, Alex
<Reply # 59 on 6/30/2009 9:36 PM >
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Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh. Have to love that absolutely retarded head-in-sand revisionist history...
Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. |
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