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 metawaffle
      
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
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 |  |  | How many flashlights is enough?
< on 3/3/2008 11:56 AM >
|  | | | How can you tell when you have enough torches with you on an outing? A few days ago, I hit the drains with... let me see, one LED headlamp, one big rechargeable incandescent torch, and ten other smaller LED flashlights. Oh, and I had a LED/laser combo in the pack somewhere.
So, my count was thirteen (let's ignore flashes and such). Seemed perfectly reasonable at the time, but like much in life, plainly ridiculous taken out of context.
Can anyone top my count?
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MutantMandias
  
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Location: Atlanta, GA
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| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 1 on 3/3/2008 12:43 PM >
| | | | How many flashlights is enough?
3
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 2 on 3/3/2008 12:45 PM >
| | | | Posted by MutantMandias
How many flashlights is enough?
3
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That's not really the wild tale of overkill I was fishing for.
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
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| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 3 on 3/3/2008 12:50 PM >
| | | | Then title your threads appropriately.
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don cornelius
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| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 4 on 3/3/2008 12:59 PM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
How can you tell when you have enough torches with you on an outing? A few days ago, I hit the drains with... let me see, one LED headlamp, one big rechargeable incandescent torch, and ten other smaller LED flashlights. Oh, and I had a LED/laser combo in the pack somewhere.
So, my count was thirteen (let's ignore flashes and such). Seemed perfectly reasonable at the time, but like much in life, plainly ridiculous taken out of context.
Can anyone top my count?
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yup. this is what I take with me.
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
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| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 5 on 3/3/2008 1:03 PM >
| | | | I asked a buddy to take this shot of mine. Sorry the detail is a little fuzzy.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
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tholcomb
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Gender: Male
Captain Baghead!
| | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 6 on 3/3/2008 1:05 PM >
| | | | I have a ton of flashlights, but only 1 works.
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don cornelius
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| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 7 on 3/3/2008 1:10 PM >
| | | | If its winter I carry this with me. its a dual light/ heater.
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 8 on 3/3/2008 1:36 PM >
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Does that run on D-cells?
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 9 on 3/3/2008 1:44 PM >
| | | | Posted by MutantMandias
Then title your threads appropriately.
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You wacky Americans and your literal interpretations! 
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insainly sound
Location: Bay Area, CA
Gender: Female
How'd we get here, and how are we getting out of here?!
| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 10 on 3/3/2008 3:02 PM >
| | | | Not a crazy tale, but I generally don't do drains so I have noooo need to be as crazy as you.... Generally I carry:
1 - 2 Million candlepower spotlight
2 - single LED torches
1 - Multi LED light
1 - LED headlamp
1 - 3 cell Mag Lite
Total:
6
Not bad for someone who stays dry...
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don cornelius
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| | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 11 on 3/3/2008 3:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
Does that run on D-cells?
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double As actually.
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| |  | | Re: How many flashlights is enough?
<Reply # 12 on 3/3/2008 4:28 PM >
| | | | Simple rule:
Take as many as you think you'll need plus one spare.
Chris...
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