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UER Forum > Archived UE Main > Craziest UE Story (Viewed 1353 times)
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Craziest UE Story
< on 2/20/2008 6:13 PM >
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I searched on the board but couldn't really find anything like this. So what are every ones craziest stories of trips they've taken?

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 1 on 2/20/2008 6:24 PM >
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You go first, tell us yours!

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 2 on 2/20/2008 6:38 PM >
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I don't have any. I've only been on a handful of trips. I'm looking forward to getting some good stories though.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 3 on 2/20/2008 6:47 PM >
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Posted by Wood Post
I don't have any. I've only been on a handful of trips.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 4 on 2/20/2008 6:55 PM >
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Got stuck on top of a smokestack once because the top two steel rungs fell off. I ended up calling a friend who climbed up and threw me a rope which I tied around the top. I then slid down to the other ladder rungs and we left just as the sun was coming up. Had to leave the rope.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 5 on 2/20/2008 7:10 PM >
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Oh, okay. There's this kid in my class, and she lives on her own without any parents or guardians, and she's eight. And she took the number off her house so the cops can't find her to take her to jail, and also, she took off the mailbox, so they can't send her a letter and say she's in trouble and has to go to jail. and she's eight like I say.

Yeah, and the government wanted me to tell you that in the sewer there's this animal that's killing everything and nothing can stop it, and the only thing that can even slow it down is REALLY EXPENSIVE PERFUME! Do you wanna know why?

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 6 on 2/20/2008 7:17 PM >
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Posted by micro
Oh, okay. There's this kid in my class, and she lives on her own without any parents or guardians, and she's eight. And she took the number off her house so the cops can't find her to take her to jail, and also, she took off the mailbox, so they can't send her a letter and say she's in trouble and has to go to jail. and she's eight like I say.

Yeah, and the government wanted me to tell you that in the sewer there's this animal that's killing everything and nothing can stop it, and the only thing that can even slow it down is REALLY EXPENSIVE PERFUME! Do you wanna know why?


PLEASE TELL ME WHY! I NEED TO KNOW!

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 7 on 2/20/2008 7:20 PM >
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CAUSE IT'S GOT A METAL HEAD!!!

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 8 on 2/20/2008 7:23 PM >
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OH NO! I must go and buy lots of perfumes now to keep up with my hobbies!

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 9 on 2/20/2008 7:27 PM >
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Posted by uLiveAndYouBurn
Got stuck on top of a smokestack once because the top two steel rungs fell off. I ended up calling a friend who climbed up and threw me a rope which I tied around the top. I then slid down to the other ladder rungs and we left just as the sun was coming up. Had to leave the rope.


Haha, that's a good story, lucky your friend picked up his cell phone eh?

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 10 on 2/20/2008 7:41 PM >
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Posted by uLiveAndYouBurn
Got stuck on top of a smokestack once because the top two steel rungs fell off. I ended up calling a friend who climbed up and threw me a rope which I tied around the top. I then slid down to the other ladder rungs and we left just as the sun was coming up. Had to leave the rope.


That's a good friend you have there.

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Awww shit, put it in 4 wheel low.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 11 on 2/20/2008 9:05 PM >
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Simply put found out a house had a basement the hard way.
Hell of a ride I must say.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 12 on 2/20/2008 9:18 PM >
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This one time I was UERing an old hospital with this guy. We found some used enema tubes and we weren't sure what to do with them so this guy took one of them and jabbed it in his eye. It was awesome!!

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 13 on 2/20/2008 9:27 PM >
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Posted by manitou
This one time I was UERing an old hospital with this guy.


You went urban exploration resourcing?

I would kill you for a snack right now. I mean, seriously. I would end you for a cookie.
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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 14 on 2/20/2008 9:30 PM >
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"UERing" is a bit of a tired old joke that makes fun of those that think that UER invented urban exploration. I was trying to use the term ironically.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 15 on 2/20/2008 11:12 PM >
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had to take a dump in the woods once. Does that count?

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 16 on 2/20/2008 11:53 PM >
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the craziest thing I've ever seen, was one time I went into an old building and saw peeling paint.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 17 on 2/21/2008 12:33 AM >
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I should have known this was going to happen.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 18 on 2/21/2008 12:48 AM >
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yeah, you really should have. But I tried to cooperate anyways.

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Re: Craziest UE Story
<Reply # 19 on 2/21/2008 12:50 AM >
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One time I fed my snake some beer man! It was slivering this way and that, it was all fucked up!

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