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 nightbird
        
Girl Moderator
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Female
Gone abortin, BRB
 |  | Santa-isms
< on 12/14/2005 3:50 AM >
|  | | | [22:48:59] <SantaClaus> Bobtheallmighty Jester lusts for me right?
WTF indeed. |
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
| |  | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 1 on 12/14/2005 3:56 AM >
| | | | I'm going to post this twice out of my love for it.
[17:02:30] <SantaClaus> Hey mynameisglass, your a cum guzzling cow fucker
Thank you.
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-MisfitStyle-
 
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 2 on 12/14/2005 4:15 AM >
| | | | [23:14:35] <SantaClaus> MacGyver is my favourite love slave.
[23:16:23] <SantaClaus> Last night, I saw MasterKayin sucking off GreyDeath.
[23:15:43] <SantaClaus> Come on, I'll show you a dead body.
[23:24:28] <SantaClaus> so MacGyver knows what piss tastes like?
My favourite Santa exchange tonight:
[23:30:57] <SantaClaus> Agent_Skelly: i wonder if we can get him to call someone a aids infected cum bubble?
[23:31:12] <MacGyver> santa: say "aids infected cum bubble"
[23:31:14] <SantaClaus> I knew MacGyver was evil
[last edit 12/14/2005 4:32 AM by -MisfitStyle- - edited 4 times]
"I feel like I just got in a battle of wits with some kid in a helmet I found licking a window."
Need help? Please use the Contact a Mod forum — I'm slow to see PMs. |
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nightbird
Girl Moderator
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Female
Gone abortin, BRB
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 3 on 12/14/2005 4:51 AM >
| | | | Santa has a fetish!
[23:49:59] <SantaClaus> Agent_Skelly: I like clevland steamers.
um.....yeah.
WTF indeed. |
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stealthy
You got a problem bro?
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 4 on 12/14/2005 10:30 PM >
| | | | [17:17:06] <stealthy> santa has a mangina
[17:17:08] <SantaClaus> stealthy: sssshhhhh
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[17:17:54] <stealthy> Santa, FUCK YOU
[17:17:55] <SantaClaus> stealthy: I thought I ment something to you
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[17:23:44] <stealthy> santa, would you suck my -- kiss?
[17:23:44] <SantaClaus> and shut the fuck up stealthy
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[17:25:35] <stealthy> santa - i'm a heterosexual
[17:25:36] <SantaClaus> stealthy, I'm going to have relations with your wife
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[17:27:08] <stealthy> Santa is such a dumbass
[17:27:08] <SantaClaus> stealthy: thanks for sharing that, didnt know
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 5 on 12/14/2005 11:03 PM >
| | | | [18:00:36] <seicer> I decided to be festive
[18:00:36] <SantaClaus> seicer: of corse i dont hang out with the wigger types adn all the stupid people
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[18:01:32] <Beryl> I thought seicer was a queer?
[18:01:42] <Beryl> <ducks>
[18:01:54] <Opheliaism> i live near seicer
[18:01:56] <Darkwolf> seicer is gay?
[18:02:02] <stealthy> I would do seicer
[18:02:10] <MasterKayin> Seicers gay?
[18:02:15] <seicer> what?
[18:02:16] <Explorer_H> seicer would do seicer
[18:02:21] <Darkwolf> i thought you did do hiom stealthy?
[18:02:28] <stealthy> Did I?
[18:02:42] <Opheliaism> did you do him?
[18:02:45] <Explorer_H> at first I wasn't sure, then I thought he was, now I'm not sure
[18:02:49] <stealthy> i don't recall
[18:02:56] <Darkwolf> i thought you married him and all?
No Santa but WTF?
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Explorer H
Obla-di-obla-doberator
Location: Around the corner from the Turkey Hill
Gender: Male
I just want some slack.
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 6 on 12/14/2005 11:33 PM >
| | | | Posted by seicer
[18:00:36] <seicer> I decided to be festive
[18:00:36] <SantaClaus> seicer: of corse i dont hang out with the wigger types adn all the stupid people
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[18:01:32] <Beryl> I thought seicer was a queer?
[18:01:42] <Beryl> <ducks>
[18:01:54] <Opheliaism> i live near seicer
[18:01:56] <Darkwolf> seicer is gay?
[18:02:02] <stealthy> I would do seicer
[18:02:10] <MasterKayin> Seicers gay?
[18:02:15] <seicer> what?
[18:02:16] <Explorer_H> seicer would do seicer
[18:02:21] <Darkwolf> i thought you did do hiom stealthy?
[18:02:28] <stealthy> Did I?
[18:02:42] <Opheliaism> did you do him?
[18:02:45] <Explorer_H> at first I wasn't sure, then I thought he was, now I'm not sure
[18:02:49] <stealthy> i don't recall
[18:02:56] <Darkwolf> i thought you married him and all?
No Santa but WTF?
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I had just joined, too.
http://doublehmedia.com http://hartmancommercialphoto.com |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 7 on 12/15/2005 1:30 AM >
| | | | In #general
[20:28:43] <SantaClaus> Yeah, try joining #assrape, Avatar-X
So I join #assrape to see...
[20:28:57] ** now talking in #assrape
[20:28:58] <SantaClaus> seicer, Have you been a bad boy or girl?
[20:29:02] ** Avatar-X has joined #assrape
[20:29:05] <SantaClaus> Avatar-X, Have you been a bad boy or girl?
[20:29:08] <Avatar-X> figures you'd be in here
[20:29:15] <seicer> hahaha
[20:29:16] <SantaClaus> seicer: that isn't proof.
[20:29:22] ** Avatar-X has left #assrape
[last edit 12/15/2005 1:31 AM by seicer - edited 1 times]
Abandoned |
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nightbird
Girl Moderator
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Female
Gone abortin, BRB
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 8 on 12/15/2005 3:24 AM >
| | | | [22:23:11] <SantaClaus> Bobtheallmighty: Will you rape a chicken, with no sour cream
WTF indeed. |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 9 on 12/15/2005 5:39 AM >
| | | | [00:39:20] <Chris> lol seicer, santa wants to bukkake with you
[00:39:21] <SantaClaus> Chris: servo and jen are major targets
Abandoned |
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Chris
Location: Australia
Gender: Male
OMGWTFROFL
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 10 on 12/15/2005 5:44 AM >
| | | | LOL!!!!!
[16:43:31] <Chris> santa wanted to sleep with me but i declined
[16:43:31] <SantaClaus> Chris: lol fat ass red felchbag 
and...
[16:44:21] <Jennibel> Santa likes bukkake!
[16:44:21] <SantaClaus> Jennibel likes giving head
[16:44:34] <Jennibel> no, santa I believe you do
[16:44:34] <SantaClaus> Jennibel: Nikita: Yes hopefully in one year
and
[17:05:15] <SantaClaus> Particle_Man: bukkake has gotten me all worked up
AAAAAAND...
17:06:06] <Chris> santa do you like the big bratwurst?
[17:06:06] <SantaClaus> Chris: oh yeah!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....
[17:13:08] <Chris> santa donates sperm to orphans
[17:13:09] <SantaClaus> Chris: in a cup
[last edit 12/15/2005 6:14 AM by Chris - edited 4 times]
Im bored... message me on msn :)
[email protected]
(dont ask why its so long:P *hangs head in shame*) |
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Chris
Location: Australia
Gender: Male
OMGWTFROFL
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 11 on 12/15/2005 6:11 AM >
| | | | so is santa gay or what? he seems a bit sus.
Im bored... message me on msn :)
[email protected]
(dont ask why its so long:P *hangs head in shame*) |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 12 on 12/15/2005 6:23 AM >
| | | | Posted by Chris
so is santa gay or what? he seems a bit sus.
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Damn, did Turbozutek corrupt Santa that quick!?
Abandoned |
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Jen X
Location: Rochester, New York
Gender: Female
Survivors will be violated.
| |  | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 13 on 12/15/2005 9:08 PM >
| | | | [15:55:16] <Jen_X> santa is a jolly fat bastard
[15:55:16] <SantaClaus> Jen_X: And fully retarded...
Malevolant entites never ask for photo ID.
"I'd so UE that"- FoxTwoFoxTwo |
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Jester
Location: Vancouver,B.C. Canada
Gender: Male
Always just out of sight...
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 14 on 12/15/2005 10:55 PM >
|  | | | [14:58:24] <SantaClaus> Jester: give Jen_X some presents, if you know what I mean...
[14:58:37] <Jen_X> rotflmfao
[15:21:19] <Caput_58> which would be bad for your porn career..
[15:21:33] <Jen_X> *dances on jester's table*
[15:21:38] <Jester> YAY
[15:21:48] <Jester> where's my lapdance ? lol
[15:21:55] <Jen_X> that's gonna cost ya
[15:21:59] <Jen_X> 
[15:22:00] <SantaClaus> Jen_X: fucking wonderfull
[15:22:04] <Jester> heh
[15:22:09] <Jen_X> lol
[15:22:16] <Jen_X> santa is bad
[15:22:18] <SantaClaus> Jen_X: so it's true
[15:22:31] <Jen_X> yes it is you jolly fat bastard
[last edit 12/15/2005 11:19 PM by Jester - edited 1 times]
It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. |
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Jen X
Location: Rochester, New York
Gender: Female
Survivors will be violated.
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 15 on 12/15/2005 11:19 PM >
| | | | [17:52:30] <Jester> if you're lucky, santa will bring you it for christmas
[17:52:31] <Jen_X>
[17:52:32] <SantaClaus> Jester: I'll bring you a dead cat and a severed puppy head.
18:00:16] <Jen_X> fucking cats
[18:00:16] <SantaClaus> Jen_X: and jingle dogs
Malevolant entites never ask for photo ID.
"I'd so UE that"- FoxTwoFoxTwo |
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Archer
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Male
Imperator Sagittario
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 16 on 12/16/2005 12:40 AM >
| | | | Posted by Jen X
[17:52:30] <Jester> if you're lucky, santa will bring you it for christmas
[17:52:31] <Jen_X>
[17:52:32] <SantaClaus> Jester: I'll bring you a dead cat and a severed puppy head.
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I just broke up laughing at that one.
Abandoned UE - http://www.abandonedue.com
"We live in a twilight world... and there are no friends at dusk." |
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Avatar-X
Alpha Husky
Location: West Coast
Gender: Male
yay!
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 17 on 12/16/2005 7:18 PM >
| | | | [13:21:11] <SantaClaus> Avatar-X: I know what goes on over at one of the big Womens colleges here the Northeast.....stuff like that
[13:21:28] <Avatar-X> You like to peek into the changing rooms, Santa?
[13:21:28] <SantaClaus> Avatar-X: Yeah, we've setup an event for tonight, looks like about 10-15 people might be coming
[13:21:44] <Avatar-X> wow, 10-15 people to peek into womens changerooms, santa? You perv.
[13:21:45] <SantaClaus> Avatar-X: don't worry
[13:21:53] <Avatar-X> not gonna get caught, santa? I dunno..
[13:21:55] <SantaClaus> Avatar-X: No classmates, no going out in the cold.
huskies - such fluff. |
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HillbillyHorus
Location: Charlottesville Virginia
Gender: Male
Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 18 on 12/17/2005 12:45 AM >
| | | | [19:42:21] <Horus> Santa: You're santa, not me
[19:42:22] <SantaClaus> Horus: Thats pretty much it, none of the graphics are loading
[19:42:36] <Horus> Santa: I'm having the same problem 8(
[19:42:36] <SantaClaus> Horus: I miss the good ol' days when the worst thing our president did was get a blowjob.
[19:42:42] <Chris> someone wake me up!!!
[19:42:57] <Chris> santa gives crap blowjobs
[19:42:57] <SantaClaus> Well, you can't get any better sex than from Chris.
[19:43:08] <Chris> yeah true
[19:43:09] <Horus> Santa: The worst thing a president can do nowadays is give you a blowjob
[19:43:09] <SantaClaus> Horus: Yeah man.
You can't fall off a mountain. |
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HillbillyHorus
Location: Charlottesville Virginia
Gender: Male
Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 19 on 12/17/2005 7:55 PM >
| | | | [14:50:26] <Horus> Santa: We need to talk about our relationship
[14:50:27] <SantaClaus> Horus: kinky, nbut I know of no such thing.
[14:50:45] <Horus> Santa: You see, that's your problem. The only thing you think about is sex.
[14:50:46] <SantaClaus> Horus: Its why they are demoing the Molson Brewery and most of the warehouses in Liberty Village
[14:51:01] <Horus> Santa: Well, sex and UE
[14:51:02] <SantaClaus> Horus sex?
[14:51:22] <Horus> Santa: There you go again. I want this relationship to be about something.
[14:51:24] <SantaClaus> Horus: Well, sex and UE
[14:51:34] <Horus> Santa: UE doesn't count
[14:51:36] <SantaClaus> Horus: Don't you giggle at me!
[14:51:46] <Horus> Santa: I'm not giggling. You are
[14:51:48] <SantaClaus> Horus: I like wishing people well at christmas;
[14:51:50] ** tanichols has quit AvChat (connection timed out)
[14:52:02] <Horus> Santa: Well, why don't you do that instead of oggle at me?
[14:52:04] <SantaClaus> Horus: There you go again. I want this relationship to be about something.
[14:52:18] <Horus> Santa: We want the same thing. So, what should we do?
[14:52:19] <SantaClaus> Horus: sweet
[14:52:38] <Horus> Santa: I'm aware of your sweat fetish (nice spelling) but that goes under "sex".
[14:52:39] <SantaClaus> Horus: I see.
[14:52:54] <Horus> Santa: So, what other ideas do ou have?
[14:52:56] <SantaClaus> Horus: I'm aware of your sweat fetish (nice spelling) but that goes under "sex".
[14:53:11] <Horus> Santa: You've had too much to drink. We're through.
[14:53:13] <SantaClaus> HorusClaus: hoho
This was kinda funny.
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