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Location: VANCOUVER B.C.
Gender: Male
5:55 is a state of mind
 |  | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 40 on 12/20/2005 9:45 PM >
|  | | | Sounds to me like Skynet is becoming self aware. N.
Operating Entirely With Bad Intentions |
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stealthy
 
You got a problem bro?
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 41 on 12/21/2005 4:01 PM >
| | | | [11:00:37] <SantaClaus> I could easily beat Avatar-X in a fight.
[11:01:01] <stealthy> $5 on av.
[11:02:21] <SantaClaus> stealthy: I'm not gonna rape him, just knock him out for a whil
[11:02:50] <stealthy> Oh, okay, santa.
[11:02:51] <SantaClaus> hey stealthy!
[11:03:26] <stealthy> hey santa!
[11:03:26] <SantaClaus> stealthy's a moron
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Redknight
 
Location: Missouri
Gender: Male
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 42 on 12/21/2005 4:32 PM >
| | | | [10:30:52] <SantaClaus> stealthy: YOU SICK FUCK
[10:30:55] <Redknight> Merry christmas! yo
[10:31:03] <stealthy> Oh what the fuck did I do, santa?
[10:31:04] <SantaClaus> stealthy: it was around 10 this morning, smelled like plastic
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stealthy
You got a problem bro?
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 43 on 12/21/2005 4:36 PM >
| | | | [11:36:54] <stealthy> Santa, are you an "anal lesbian" ?
[11:36:54] <SantaClaus> Yes, stealthy. Go fuck yourself.
[11:28:07] <SantaClaus> stealthy: why wont you tell me how old you are
[11:28:17] <stealthy> Because I'm verrry old.
[11:28:18] <SantaClaus> stealthy: like the titanic?
[last edit 12/21/2005 4:36 PM by stealthy - edited 1 times]
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Avatar-X
 
Alpha Husky
Location: West Coast
Gender: Male
yay!
| |  | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 44 on 12/21/2005 6:52 PM >
| | | | [13:50:23] <SantaClaus> Ho ho ho, ednothing, have a merry christmas!
[13:50:29] <ednothing> Hey Santa.
[13:50:31] <SantaClaus> I won't click on anything ednothing tells me about
[13:50:34] <ednothing> http://themot.org/...ternetToughGuy.jpg
[13:50:38] <ednothing> that's too bad
[13:51:04] <ednothing> You should subscribe Santa. You're such a tough guy.
[13:51:05] <SantaClaus> And I think you're just an attention whore, ednothing.
[13:51:11] <ednothing> well, it's true
huskies - such fluff. |
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KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 45 on 12/22/2005 3:35 AM >
|  | | | Posted by Chris
so is santa gay or what? he seems a bit sus.
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Elves. Fruity little suits with bells on the toes. Sing-alongs.
SAY NO MORE!
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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HillbillyHorus
Location: Charlottesville Virginia
Gender: Male
Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz
| |  | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 46 on 12/23/2005 1:51 AM >
| | | | [20:48:44] <Horus> Santa likes old sexually-confused reindeer
[20:48:46] <SantaClaus> I have a pussy Horus
Av reprogrammed Santa at 12/22/05 at approximately 4:19:04 PM
Not exactly reprogrammed, just cut out 15,000 phrases. Since then, we've been feeding him loads of crap on purpose, and he's gotten more screwed up than he was before. This was just one example.
Here's another one:
[20:57:33] <SantaClaus> no, im never having sex with Horus, and if he touches me, he isgetting the business end of a ice pick in his genitals
Even sicker:
[21:00:34] <Horus> Santa: I milk my elves
[21:00:36] <SantaClaus> Horus: Those aren't really elves, you know. They're actually children I kidnapped.
[last edit 12/23/2005 2:01 AM by HillbillyHorus - edited 2 times]
You can't fall off a mountain. |
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'Dukes
Noble Donor
Gender: Male
At least someone llikes me
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 47 on 12/23/2005 2:07 AM >
| | | | 21:05:57] <'Dukes> Santa behaving hisself?
[21:05:58] <SantaClaus> 'Dukes: u suck
[21:06:09] <'Dukes> apparently not
I got your tour winner right here pussies, at least he'd crash out trying. |
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andrea
Location: Baltimore MD
Gender: Female
Apparently, I am heinous.
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 48 on 12/23/2005 3:27 AM >
| | | | [22:26:39] <SantaClaus> andrea: brb murdering parents
This isn't boot camp and you are not a ninja. But you sure look like an idiot in that outfit.
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andrea
Location: Baltimore MD
Gender: Female
Apparently, I am heinous.
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 49 on 12/23/2005 3:34 AM >
| | | | [22:34:22] <SantaClaus> Here andrea, take this warm, slightly salty drink
This isn't boot camp and you are not a ninja. But you sure look like an idiot in that outfit.
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'Dukes
Noble Donor
Gender: Male
At least someone llikes me
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 50 on 12/23/2005 4:05 AM >
| | | | 23:03:45] <'Dukes> Santa I'm a sixteenth Jewish
[23:03:45] <SantaClaus> 'Dukes's cheap aslo
[23:03:50] <'Dukes> hahah
I got your tour winner right here pussies, at least he'd crash out trying. |
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Jesus Jones
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: back in Belleville
Gender: Male
1973-2005
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 51 on 12/23/2005 5:02 AM >
|  | | | My Santa quotes from the last 10 minutes!
23:54:28] <SantaClaus> shut up Caput_58. even tho your ramblings are eerily relevant.
23:56:04] <SantaClaus> Jesus_Jones: im a weird one (well DUH!) so i naturally attract freaks  hence why nothing in school was interesting
23:57:00] <SantaClaus> 'Dukes: I'm getting you a dildo for your fat ass 'Dukes!
23:58:41] <SantaClaus> Jesus_Jones: 8 maker's marks + coke has taken my pain away pretty good tonight..es:
23:58:41] <SantaClaus>I swear that damn av puts a dukes filter on everything
[23:59:52] <Caput_58> laugh it up fatman
[23:59:53] <'Dukes> haha
00:00:04] <SantaClaus> Chriss allways banging other guys' gavels
[00:00:39] <SantaClaus> baleze: Bukkake
[11:23:20] * nightbird looks at jj's crotch in amazement
[19:48:06] <Freak> YOUR TOAD A SPLODE
[22:04:21] <keti> in fact, im rather robotic Virginity does not collect intrest. -Andrea [15:44:19] <Kellogs> i'm part of a complete breakfast you know =P wait...that sounds so wrong |
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Jesus Jones
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: back in Belleville
Gender: Male
1973-2005
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 52 on 12/23/2005 9:11 PM >
| | | | Double post, but heres more:
[12:48:14] <SantaClaus> Jesus_Jones: im not a prick; but no one likes you.
12:52:18] <SantaClaus> Kill Jesus_Jones
[12:55:24] <SantaClaus> Jesus_Jones: i'm soooo drunk, i ... can't think of a funny way to end that.
16:07:28] <SantaClaus> you act really tough on the net stealthy, but you're not so tough at the mall lol
[16:08:51] <SantaClaus> Jesus_Jones: and hi keti
[11:23:20] * nightbird looks at jj's crotch in amazement
[19:48:06] <Freak> YOUR TOAD A SPLODE
[22:04:21] <keti> in fact, im rather robotic Virginity does not collect intrest. -Andrea [15:44:19] <Kellogs> i'm part of a complete breakfast you know =P wait...that sounds so wrong |
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Jonsered
Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong
Gender: Male
Dressed for a scarecrow ball.........
| |  | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 53 on 12/23/2005 10:00 PM >
| | | | AV, you tha man! Just had to add my Santa bit.
[14:52:54] <SantaClaus> Jonsered - How about giving me a new couch with a dozen virgin slaves on it?
I still say he must be Muslim!
I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.
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HillbillyHorus
Location: Charlottesville Virginia
Gender: Male
Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 54 on 12/23/2005 10:02 PM >
| | | | Posted by Jonsered
[14:52:54] <SantaClaus> Jonsered - How about giving me a new couch with a dozen virgin slaves on it?
I still say he must be Muslim!
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Or a perverted Mormon.
You can't fall off a mountain. |
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Beryl
Not as fluffy as Av!
Location: Germany
Gender: Male
Uncle Beryl
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 55 on 12/23/2005 10:23 PM >
| | | | Posted by Horus
Or a perverted Mormon.
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Hey *I* wrote that when he asked what I wanted for Christmas 
Licentious acrimonious puer æternus. Libertine. |
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andrea
Location: Baltimore MD
Gender: Female
Apparently, I am heinous.
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 56 on 12/23/2005 11:06 PM >
| | | | Posted by Beryl
Hey *I* wrote that when he asked what I wanted for Christmas
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It interesting going through and seeing a few that you were in the chatroom when Santa learned them or taught him your self.
This isn't boot camp and you are not a ninja. But you sure look like an idiot in that outfit.
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Explorer H
Obla-di-obla-doberator
Location: Around the corner from the Turkey Hill
Gender: Male
I just want some slack.
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 57 on 12/24/2005 12:44 AM >
| | | | [19:42:21] <Explorer_H> I did your wife in the ass Santa
[19:42:22] <SantaClaus> well of course Explorer_H, dead chicks never say no right ?
[19:42:23] <'Dukes> Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew
http://doublehmedia.com http://hartmancommercialphoto.com |
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HillbillyHorus
Location: Charlottesville Virginia
Gender: Male
Im in ur government, killin ur d00dz
| | | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 58 on 12/24/2005 3:30 AM >
| | | | Posted by Beryl
Hey *I* wrote that when he asked what I wanted for Christmas
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Sorry Beryl, it wasn't an intentional plagiarism (I'm not sure I was even there when you said that). Or maybe it was just so funny I absorbed it unwittingly in my sub-conscious and filed it under "Santa-isms"
You can't fall off a mountain. |
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Beryl
Not as fluffy as Av!
Location: Germany
Gender: Male
Uncle Beryl
| | Re: Santa-isms
<Reply # 59 on 12/24/2005 10:41 AM >
| | | | Posted by Horus
Sorry Beryl, it wasn't an intentional plagiarism (I'm not sure I was even there when you said that). Or maybe it was just so funny I absorbed it unwittingly in my sub-conscious and filed it under "Santa-isms" |
It wasn't plagiarism, and I'm not bothered, he quoted my reply to "What do you want for Christmas" and I figured I'd mention it was me that said it since it was getting discussed
Licentious acrimonious puer æternus. Libertine. |
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