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Infiltration Forums > Private Boards Index > OTHER: new and improved. > Having Sex With Furniture(Viewed 3171 times)
Samurai
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Having Sex With Furniture
< on 2/18/2010 4:27 PM >
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why not?
a sofa is fair game, but an armchair takes more practice.




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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 1 on 2/18/2010 4:29 PM >
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Why not?

If there's grass on the field play ball. If there's felt on the furniture play pool?



Reminds me of furnatureporn.com (I'm not googling it at work, so I'm not sure if that link is valid any more)



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Samurai
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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 2 on 2/18/2010 4:36 PM >
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humping your couch generally does not invoke a felony charge, either.
just means you need a healthy supply of spot remover or stain cleaner on hand.




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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 3 on 2/20/2010 5:33 PM >
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I remember humping the couch when I was a kid.... I wonder if it still feels as good...




/humps the couch



Just not the same.



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Samurai
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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 4 on 2/23/2010 8:07 PM >
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i was never a big couch humper... always preferred the spring action of my bed.... boing boing boing.
until you catch that one spot that just about breaks mr happy in half.
that takes the joy out of the day.




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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 5 on 2/23/2010 8:33 PM >
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Um......wow. I mean just wow. Doooooood. Wow.



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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 6 on 2/23/2010 9:04 PM >
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Posted by Jonsered
Um......wow. I mean just wow. Doooooood. Wow.


come on... now this thread is in jest, seriously... HOWEVER there was a thread in the other section about a, let us say, gentleman, who was arrested for humping his patio table.




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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 7 on 2/26/2010 5:41 PM >
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IKEA might...might...look nice, but it's cheap, poorly made and it will take FOR-EVER to put it together properly. Just like a $10 crack whore.

Go for something nice, well built, and expensive.

E.g.



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Re: Having Sex With Furniture
<Reply # 8 on 4/8/2010 12:11 PM >
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rule 34. humor site.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/




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