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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Having Sex With Furniture < on 2/18/2010 4:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	why not? a sofa is fair game, but an armchair takes more practice.

trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 1 on 2/18/2010 4:29 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Why not? ~~If there's grass on the field play ball.~~ If there's felt on the furniture play pool? Reminds me of furnatureporn.com (I'm not googling it at work, so I'm not sure if that link is valid any more)
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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 2 on 2/18/2010 4:36 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	humping your couch generally does not invoke a felony charge, either. just means you need a healthy supply of spot remover or stain cleaner on hand.

Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 3 on 2/20/2010 5:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I remember humping the couch when I was a kid.... I wonder if it still feels as good... /humps the couch Just not the same.
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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 4 on 2/23/2010 8:07 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	i was never a big couch humper... always preferred the spring action of my bed.... boing boing boing. until you catch that one spot that just about breaks mr happy in half. that takes the joy out of the day.

Jonsered Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong Gender: Male Total Likes: 175 likes Dressed for a scarecrow ball......... \| \| \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 5 on 2/23/2010 8:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Um......wow. I mean just wow. Doooooood. Wow.
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Posted by Jonsered
Um......wow. I mean just wow. Doooooood. Wow.

come on... now this thread is in jest, seriously... HOWEVER there was a thread in the other section about a, let us say, gentleman, who was arrested for humping his patio table.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 7 on 2/26/2010 5:41 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	IKEA might...might...look nice, but it's cheap, poorly made and it will take FOR-EVER to put it together properly. Just like a $10 crack whore. Go for something nice, well built, and expensive. E.g. versus
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z0th Location: /dev/urandom Gender: Male Total Likes: 86 likes On the bleeding edge of cocking things up. \| \| \|	Re: Having Sex With Furniture < Reply # 8 on 4/8/2010 12:11 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	rule 34. humor site. http://www.furnitureporn.com/ [last edit 4/8/2010 12:14 PM by z0th - edited 1 times]
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