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I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists. |
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I haz it.
Surprize style.
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Only once when I was in University, and I was drunk.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
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I like it just fine, provided my partner is female, and I'm the do-er, not the do-ee
I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.
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hells to the no.
I know more about blood than you |
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They say it only hurts the first time.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
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Shit stinks. That all I've got to say.
Ready for liftoff
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Yeah...the schwantz is not going where the poop comes out.
"Deep in the human psyche there lies the need to believe in something fantastic, something powerful, something unknown."
"Touch what you cannot solve, and return to me. I'll give you hints, and I'll give you three..." Zork Nemesis "I eat asbestos and piss PCBs." |
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Posted by PorkChopExpress
Yeah...the schwantz is not going where the poop comes out.
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...yer killin me.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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buttsecks must be done properly. if done properly, is completely orgasmic.
if not done properly, you'll be needing ointment and a proctologist fast.
don't fear the buttsecks.
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What if you had buttsecks with ointment?
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and a proctologist?
I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists. |
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Posted by Samurai
don't fear the buttsecks.
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....seasons don't fear the buttsecks, nor do the wind and the sun and the rain,
we can be like they are, come on Samurai, don't fear the buttsecks, come and take my gland, don't fear the buttsecks, take a load in the eye, don't fear the buttsecks, I'm your backdoor maaaaaaaaaan..........la la la la la la
I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.
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Posted by Iqueld
What if you had buttsecks with ointment?
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and a proctologist?
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Double win. Congratulations. How was it?
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by Jonsered
....seasons don't fear the buttsecks, nor do the wind and the sun and the rain,
we can be like they are, come on Samurai, don't fear the buttsecks, come and take my gland, don't fear the buttsecks, take a load in the eye, don't fear the buttsecks, I'm your backdoor maaaaaaaaaan..........la la la la la la
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Little known fact: BOC chose their name after a member decided that oysters look like smashed prostates.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by KublaKhan
They say it only hurts the first time.
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my ass it does (pardon my pun)
I know more about blood than you |
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Posted by KublaKhan
They say it only hurts the first time.
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Who's they?
I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists. |
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Your parents.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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Specifically your father, older brother and your favourite uncle Stan.
"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Posted by KublaKhan
Specifically your father, older brother and your favourite uncle Stan.
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at the same time?
I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists. |
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Posted by Iqueld
at the same time?
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True story.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too! |
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