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Ikky Location: In Transit Gender: Both Total Likes: 4 likes ^ROLAND LOOK HERE^ \| \|	Buttsecks < on 8/25/2008 9:43 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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	I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 1 on 8/25/2008 12:37 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I haz it. Surprize style.
	mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 2 on 8/25/2008 4:59 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Only once when I was in University, and I was drunk.
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

Jonsered Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong Gender: Male Total Likes: 175 likes Dressed for a scarecrow ball......... \| \| \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 3 on 8/25/2008 5:16 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I like it just fine, provided my partner is female, and I'm the do-er, not the do-ee
	I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.

DiVaMoNKeY Location: Grundy County, IL Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes I pushed with all my might; I pushed with all my love. \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 4 on 8/25/2008 5:41 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	hells to the no.
	I know more about blood than you

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 5 on 8/25/2008 6:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	They say it only hurts the first time.
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

Wilk Location: NYC Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes \| \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 6 on 8/25/2008 6:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Shit stinks. That all I've got to say.
	Ready for liftoff

PorkChopExpress Location: Pled's Pig Farm, Virginia Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes Stand Up Philosopher \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 7 on 8/25/2008 6:47 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Yeah...the schwantz is not going where the poop comes out.
	"Deep in the human psyche there lies the need to believe in something fantastic, something powerful, something unknown." "Touch what you cannot solve, and return to me. I'll give you hints, and I'll give you three..." Zork Nemesis "I eat asbestos and piss PCBs."

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes

With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 8 on 8/25/2008 7:37 PM >
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Posted by PorkChopExpress
Yeah...the schwantz is not going where the poop comes out.

...yer killin me.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 9 on 8/25/2008 7:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	buttsecks must be done properly. if done properly, is completely orgasmic. if not done properly, you'll be needing ointment and a proctologist fast. don't fear the buttsecks.

Ikky Location: In Transit Gender: Both Total Likes: 4 likes ^ROLAND LOOK HERE^ \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 10 on 8/25/2008 9:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	What if you had buttsecks with ointment? ... and a proctologist?
	I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

Jonsered

Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 175 likes

Dressed for a scarecrow ball.........

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< Reply # 11 on 8/25/2008 10:14 PM >
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Posted by Samurai

don't fear the buttsecks.

....seasons don't fear the buttsecks, nor do the wind and the sun and the rain,
we can be like they are, come on Samurai, don't fear the buttsecks, come and take my gland, don't fear the buttsecks, take a load in the eye, don't fear the buttsecks, I'm your backdoor maaaaaaaaaan..........la la la la la la

I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes

With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 12 on 8/25/2008 10:15 PM >
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Posted by Iqueld
What if you had buttsecks with ointment?

...

and a proctologist?

Double win. Congratulations. How was it?

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Total Likes: 207 likes

With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 13 on 8/25/2008 10:17 PM >
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Posted by Jonsered

....seasons don't fear the buttsecks, nor do the wind and the sun and the rain,
we can be like they are, come on Samurai, don't fear the buttsecks, come and take my gland, don't fear the buttsecks, take a load in the eye, don't fear the buttsecks, I'm your backdoor maaaaaaaaaan..........la la la la la la

Little known fact: BOC chose their name after a member decided that oysters look like smashed prostates.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

DiVaMoNKeY

Location: Grundy County, IL
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 7 likes

I pushed with all my might; I pushed with all my love.

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< Reply # 14 on 8/25/2008 10:29 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
They say it only hurts the first time.

my ass it does (pardon my pun)

I know more about blood than you

Ikky

Location: In Transit
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< Reply # 15 on 8/27/2008 10:21 AM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
They say it only hurts the first time.

Who's they?

I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 16 on 8/27/2008 3:24 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Your parents.
	mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Buttsecks < Reply # 17 on 8/27/2008 4:11 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Specifically your father, older brother and your favourite uncle Stan.
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

Ikky

Location: In Transit
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^ROLAND LOOK HERE^

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Posted by KublaKhan
Specifically your father, older brother and your favourite uncle Stan.

at the same time?

I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.

SteamPunk

Location: Sailing the seas of sleaze.
Gender: Neither
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Posted by Iqueld

at the same time?

True story.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too!

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