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And lucky for Trixie, they don't like the taste of emo brains.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
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After that last exchange I was gonna make a oral sex joke here, but it was too easy.
Anyone here ever loose a friend/family member to scientology? I had one headed down that road till we showed her the "In The Closet" episode of South Park. We try not to kid her about it too much.
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Posted by underdark
Anyone here ever loose a friend/family member to scientology? I had one headed down that road till we showed her the "In The Closet" episode of South Park.
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An old friend of mine lost his step-dad to them. In fact, he's one of the guys that went with me for the testing.
I don't remember the whole story, but he was a wealthy, smart guy. The scientologists wooed him and took him away.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
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Posted by underdark
Anyone here ever loose a friend/family member to scientology? I had one headed down that road till we showed her the "In The Closet" episode of South Park. We try not to kid her about it too much.
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I can beat the family member stuff.
I worked for this small corporation run by a family of Scientologists. Things were pretty normal at first. Then they hired this Scientology dude to come on board as a "counselor," and paid him (if I remember right) $5000 a week for the pleasure. Then they built a sauna in the back of one of the offices. Then they started making all the upper management go to "communications courses" which were taught out of a textbook by L. Ron Hubbard. They also started letting any employee, if they wished, go take scientology courses (and go to the sauna) while they were on the clock and they'd foot the bill.
Naturally, this company went under. Our biggest client fired us because we weren't getting any work done. The family couldn't hire enough employees because half of them were going to scientology courses half the day and they were blowing money on scientology bullshit like it was going out of style.
If I remember right, when it was all over with, it came out from someone in the family that they blew like 3 million on scientology bullshit or something.
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Posted by White Rabbit
I can beat the family member stuff.
I worked for this small corporation run by a family of Scientologists. Things were pretty normal at first. Then they hired this Scientology dude to come on board as a "counselor," and paid him (if I remember right) $5000 a week for the pleasure. Then they built a sauna in the back of one of the offices. Then they started making all the upper management go to "communications courses" which were taught out of a textbook by L. Ron Hubbard. They also started letting any employee, if they wished, go take scientology courses (and go to the sauna) while they were on the clock and they'd foot the bill.
Naturally, this company went under. Our biggest client fired us because we weren't getting any work done. The family couldn't hire enough employees because half of them were going to scientology courses half the day and they were blowing money on scientology bullshit like it was going out of style.
If I remember right, when it was all over with, it came out from someone in the family that they blew like 3 million on scientology bullshit or something.
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Yeah, but admit it...the Corporate sauna orgies were a fucking blast.
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I just took the emotional tone stress test on the scientology website. Those were some of the most confusing questions ever. Apparently I'm a good candidate for scientology though. This makes me sad.
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Posted by MutantMandias
And lucky for Trixie, they don't like the taste of emo brains.
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I'm not emo!!!!
:'( *cuts self
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*takes pictures of cuts and posts them on myspace
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Posted by DevilC
You want to fuck with them and you cannot even do a search for it?
I suspect you will soon be a Scientologist!
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Posted by Brind
I just took the emotional tone stress test on the scientology website. Those were some of the most confusing questions ever. Apparently I'm a good candidate for scientology though. This makes me sad.
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Don't feel bad. Whatever your final score, you are a good candidate for Hubbardism. That's what makes it so cool. We can all use the teachings of a delusional pedophile and pathological liar to make the world a better place for the people that we give all our money to.
I'll admit, I'm kinda pissed I didn't think of it first. I wanted to start my own cult, but the guy I know that looks like all those white european Jesus pics was intergyral to my plan, and he wouldn't help. Something about it being "immoral to steal lil' ol' ladies SSI checks so I can buy my own island". Whatever.
Hey, anyone here wanna start a cult?
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Posted by underdark
Hey, anyone here wanna start a cult?
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I'm God!
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Trixie Dammit!
Can I be god of the next universe?
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
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Posted by MutantMandias
Trixie Dammit!
Can I be god of the next universe?
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nope.
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Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
I'm God!
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How do you feel about taking money from stupid people? Kinda mandatory for this trick to work.
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Posted by underdark
How do you feel about taking money from stupid people? Kinda mandatory for this trick to work.
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um well duh! 
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Just checking.
So, I'll spin this. What form of cult seems to fit YOU best?
Great Mysteries?
Self help?
Divine revelations?
Ancient wisdom?
Sex?
Who is our target stupid person?
Who are you best at selling to?
What image do we stick on this?
Do you want to get a book out first, or go all internet till we get some suckers?
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lets make people feel like they are smart and everyone else is stupid. but really they are all stupid. then we kill them all and take their moneys.
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Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
lets make people feel like they are smart and everyone else is stupid. but really they are all stupid. then we kill them all and take their moneys.
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OK, been done before but it worked then and will likely work for us now.
Except for the killing part. If you kill them you can only take their money once. If we let them live, we can take their money for years and years.
Besides, we can kill them all after we get you declared ruler of the world by your adoring masses
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Posted by underdark
OK, been done before but it worked then and will likely work for us now.
Except for the killing part. If you kill them you can only take their money once. If we let them live, we can take their money for years and years.
Besides, we can kill them all after we get you declared ruler of the world by your adoring masses
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sweet. lets get a ton of bacon and eat it to celebrate!
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Posted by Trixie_Sparrow
sweet. lets get a ton of bacon and eat it to celebrate!
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I like you more all the time.
Can we wrap it around some sausage and then eat it?
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Posted by underdark
I like you more all the time.
Can we wrap it around some sausage and then eat it?
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lets wrap it around steak.
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