"HEY! WHO WANTS SOME SHROOMS!" -unknown explorer at an urbex meetup

"Are... are these all butthole gore pics?!" - A fellow explorer, while exploring a medical research lab.

"In Englewood, the churches tithe you." -me after finding $20 on the floor of an abandoned church.

"That is a terrible reason for renal failure!" -B, trying to explain why X should stay out of the superfund lagoon right before X boarded a raft made of trash to plant a homemade pirate flag on a beaver dam at Squatpex.

More in the advice category, but one of my sayings is "fences are one-way."

This gate was barred up from the inside to make it harder for people to get in. But when it was time for me to leave, I just climbed up like a ladder and it was easier than I could have helped for.


On a related note, another saying I have is "Chinese can build walls, but Koreans can't."

Here's some good ones.

"Just let us run to our car and grab some waters real quick." - me to an off duty army officer who caught us snooping around an old depot, and for some reason trusted that I would come back.

"Shhhhh.... did you heard something?"- us every time the slightest noise is made.

"Does this look safe?"

And last but not least,
"RUN! SECURITY"

"I'll give you $40 to let us go on the roof." -Warden

"Why, you trying to jump?" -Security Guard


Other quotes from that same security guard while we were casually making conversation with her:

"What the hell are you folks doing out at crackhead hours anyway?"

"Walk with me, I gotta at least pretend to do my job."

"I can't let you on the roof, but I can tell you I get off work at 3am."