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logtec
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
| | | | Re: Stupid Things You Have Done While Your DRUNK < Reply # 5 on 5/5/2009 5:50 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | SO i thought i was going to fail my grade 11 french class... Ahhh... i thought "fuck it then" i'll get drunk just before my exam and have a grand ol' time screwing up and failing a useless class...! ~turns out i ended up getting 84% as a final mark in french! SUCKERS- the "Scarborough Board of Education" is made up of idiots! NICE, who says drinking is bad? While on topic of Exams: i stupidly decided to dropped ACID for my grade 12 physics Exam(because i was acing the class anyway, i thought what would it matter?). after picking up my exam paper, all the letters slid off the page onto my desk in a massive pile of letters! "panicing"- I spending the next hour trying to put the letters back on the blank paper in proper order...! Turns out I ACED that exam too! WOW, have i ever grown up since then... the days of no-responsibilities are long gone! Moral of the story: enjoy being young and having NO responsibilities, because it won't last long...!
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| estherella
Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes
mascara sure and lipstick lost
| | | | Re: Stupid Things You Have Done While Your DRUNK < Reply # 6 on 5/7/2009 1:06 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | haha logtec...my sister totally got WASTED for her grade 9 math exam - and got a 98%...which makes me mad, because i could NEVER do that for math SOBER, but i digress... hmm stupid things i've done while i was drunk - here are just a few highlights, because i'm a classy like that... - took pylons off the road and put them in my friend's front lawn - tap danced down my res hall (in tap shoes!) while telling people that they "wished i was a lesbian" on my 18th birthday - told some guy, at my first keg party, who said that i didn't know how to smoke cigarettes that "one day i'll be a big rock star, and you'll look like an idiot" (my friends overheard me. the next day I felt like an idiot...whatever, i was 17)...haha and i wasn't even a smoker yet, at that point... - fallen on my head in a restaurant at 5AM in front of friends and waiters...twice - verbally ripped the dj at a frat party apart, for at least 20 minutes about what shitty taste he had in music, to the point that he threatening me... - poured half the temptations treats out, as if i was feeding a chicken and not a cat, whilst drinking absinthe - got so drunk on st patty's day that i didn't even make it to the bar! 3.5 bottles of wine + lemonade with vodka in less than 2.5 hours = FAIL - managed to make hash browns for everyone, from scratch, that same st patty's day, after consuming 2.5 of the bottles of wine - puked off some guy's 2nd story balcony in kingston - agreed to go out with some dick-bearded loser luckily, i can say i'm a lot more composed when i'm drunk than i used to be...took a few years, but yeah...i'm more careful who i get THAT drunk around these days, so there you go.
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| logtec
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario. Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes
Nice head, what's in the bag?
| | | | Re: Stupid Things You Have Done While Your DRUNK < Reply # 7 on 5/7/2009 3:15 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by estherella haha logtec...my sister totally got WASTED for her grade 9 math exam - and got a 98%...which makes me mad, because i could NEVER do that for math SOBER, but i digress... hmm stupid things i've done while i was drunk - here are just a few highlights, because i'm a classy like that... - took pylons off the road and put them in my friend's front lawn - tap danced down my res hall (in tap shoes!) while telling people that they "wished i was a lesbian" on my 18th birthday - told some guy, at my first keg party, who said that i didn't know how to smoke cigarettes that "one day i'll be a big rock star, and you'll look like an idiot" (my friends overheard me. the next day I felt like an idiot...whatever, i was 17)...haha and i wasn't even a smoker yet, at that point... - fallen on my head in a restaurant at 5AM in front of friends and waiters...twice - verbally ripped the dj at a frat party apart, for at least 20 minutes about what shitty taste he had in music, to the point that he threatening me... - poured half the temptations treats out, as if i was feeding a chicken and not a cat, whilst drinking absinthe - got so drunk on st patty's day that i didn't even make it to the bar! 3.5 bottles of wine + lemonade with vodka in less than 2.5 hours = FAIL - managed to make hash browns for everyone, from scratch, that same st patty's day, after consuming 2.5 of the bottles of wine - puked off some guy's 2nd story balcony in kingston - agreed to go out with some dick-bearded loser luckily, i can say i'm a lot more composed when i'm drunk than i used to be...took a few years, but yeah...i'm more careful who i get THAT drunk around these days, so there you go.
| don't forget breaking a toe on a sawzall bax and falling over... bite...
| They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
| battlebran
Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes
"I'm too drunk... to taste this chicken." - Col. Sanders.
| | | Re: Stupid Things You Have Done While Your DRUNK < Reply # 16 on 5/15/2009 2:45 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by estherella - agreed to go out with some dick-bearded loser
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| estherella
Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes
mascara sure and lipstick lost
| | | | Re: Stupid Things You Have Done While Your DRUNK < Reply # 18 on 5/20/2009 5:07 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | haha oh man, last week i drank a lot of rum and some tequila and all of a sudden it hit me like a brick wall...soon after, i went to bed, but then had to get up to use the washroom, and couldn't find the door to leave the bedroom. apparently, i was standing at the window, not the door, and was too drunk to look for the light at the crack of the door to show me my way! i made it to the bathroom in the end, thanks to logtec, but yeah. GRETZ!!!
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