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Shael
Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes
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| | | Aging Well? < on 4/24/2009 2:00 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | I ran into a couple people I graduated high school with this morning. I had to run to the local credit union and stop to the grocery store to pick up something for my lunch, being it's pay day and all for me. I couldn't believe it. I ran into two girls who actually looked halfway decent back then, well, better than I did. Surprised the hell out of me that I actually have aged better than a lot of other people my age. Other than being fat, not having showered or done my hair for the day yet and looking like a raccoon from not sleeping well lately, I look good. Seriously. Both of these girls for 35 look like wrinkled paper bags. One of them I actually had to look twice at to make sure it was her. I shared a room with both of them on the senior class trip and oh my god, they both look like shit. Samurai looks a lot better than most men his age. Even if he doesn't think so, I certainly do. So, how well or badly have the rest of us all aged? Shael
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| MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | | Re: Aging Well? < Reply # 2 on 4/24/2009 4:21 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | There was a girl who I knew briefly in college. She was weird and beautiful and quirky and artistic and all the stuff that I like. It was my last quarter, and she started dating a friend of mine about the time we met, so meh, whatevs,.. but I just remember her being so fantastically amazing. I ran into her a couple of years ago during intermission at some performance. We spoke briefly, and as we were going back into the theatre, I texted my old friend who had dated her all those years ago.... "Just ran into Emme. She has gotten old, while I have remained young and beautiful."
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