How do you shower?

Soap (abbreviation Sp) is one of the Atomic Elements. Its Atomic Mass Number is 236 (just next to Uranium), although in nature the unstable isotope Sp 325 is much more abundant. The three condensation states of soap (solid, liquid and gaseous) are respectively known as:

• Soap bars;
  
• Liquid soap;
  
• Soap bubbles;
  

Discovery

In the western world Soap was incidentally discovered by chemical-anthropologist Brad Pitt (1890-1945) during his famous inquiries among a nomadic tribe in northern North Pole (nowadays its still the North Pole). Having noticed the unusual fat people of the tribe members, he could explain it as a consequence of their massive eating of a whitish, viscous substance as a food during their 15 meals a day. By means of chemical analysis of this substance, he excluded all the possible known candidates (such as seminal liquid), and finally made the discovery. He named the new element "Soap" after the Hindi word "Sahib" which means "white man".

i shower once a month whether i need it or not.

i shower twice, sometimes three times, a day.
i need to be clean... it's a phobia i have.
no, i am not a manic handwasher.

Posted by Samurai no, i am not a manic handwasher.

just a manic bodywasher?

Posted by Squidgit just a manic bodywasher?

if you worked where i did, you would be too.

Posted by Samurai if you worked where i did, you would be too.

I don't doubt it one bit

Posted by Samurai if you worked where i did, you would be too.

That doesn't mean you're not manic, though

I change it up all the time.. in the morning I face inwards, otherwise I face with my back to the water. My favourite thing to do when I'm stressed or upset is curl up in a ball on the floor of the shower and let the water run over me.

Showers are awesome.

Sadly, I'm living in a city with water shortage issues, so the days of long hot showers are in the distant past. It's to the point where it's suggested that if you can, you turn the water off while you're lathering up, and only run the shower to rinse off. We have per-head and per-household targets for water usage.

Posted by metawaffle Sadly, I'm living in a city with water shortage issues, so the days of long hot showers are in the distant past. It's to the point where it's suggested that if you can, you turn the water off while you're lathering up, and only run the shower to rinse off. We have per-head and per-household targets for water usage.

ah, so YOU must be the one who washes themselves with a rag on a stick huh

Posted by Squidgit ah, so YOU must be the one who washes themselves with a rag on a stick huh

I should be! But no, I voted forward-facing

ok I demand to know who uses the stick!

me

Posted by Lexi I change it up all the time.. in the morning I face inwards, otherwise I face with my back to the water. My favourite thing to do when I'm stressed or upset is curl up in a ball on the floor of the shower and let the water run over me. Showers are awesome.

Besides confessing to shaving your Biz, THIS post made my day.

Thank you, Lexi.

Oh...I shower fully clothed, drunk and with an erection.

Posted by atomx me

Oh god. Why haven't I noticed this?

Posted by KublaKhan Oh...I shower fully clothed, drunk and with an erection.

Who's erection?

Posted by atomx Who's erection?

yours?

Posted by Squidgit yours?

IN MY DREAMS.