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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > OTHER: new and improved. > Buttsecks (Viewed 3589 times)
Lexi 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 20 on 9/2/2008 10:11 PM >
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That hole is exit only.




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
dirt 


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Je suis très aimable et très caustique.

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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 21 on 9/3/2008 1:43 AM >
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That hole is exit only.


What if you could teach it to talk?




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Ikky 


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^ROLAND LOOK HERE^

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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 22 on 9/16/2008 12:26 AM >
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What if you could teach it to talk?


What would it say?




I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.
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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 23 on 9/16/2008 12:32 AM >
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What would it say?

"this hole is exit only"




grit your teeth in the face of fear. self repression is the true sign of a coward, toss your inhibitions to the wind.
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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 24 on 9/16/2008 2:27 AM >
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"this hole is exit only"


I would gag it




I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.
dirt 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 25 on 9/16/2008 6:42 AM >
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I would gag it


With a spoon?




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don_corleyone 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 26 on 9/16/2008 3:06 PM >
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With a spoon?



with a penis.




leave the gun. take the cannoli.

KublaKhan 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 27 on 9/16/2008 9:30 PM >
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That hole is exit only.


I love it when Lexi gets all "NO."




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dirt 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 28 on 9/16/2008 9:38 PM >
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with a penis.


http://www.youtube...atch?v=6RexQLrcqwc

Skip to 1:40




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Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 29 on 9/22/2008 12:23 PM >
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Posted by Samurai
buttsecks must be done properly. if done properly, is completely orgasmic.
if not done properly, you'll be needing ointment and a proctologist fast.

don't fear the buttsecks.



Sam...you are so lucky that I won't talk.

Shael




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dirt 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 30 on 9/23/2008 4:54 AM >
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Sam...you are so lucky that I won't talk.

Shael


You already did.

B.O.B anyone?

Discuss.




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dirt 


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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 31 on 11/7/2008 12:33 AM >
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He seemed to move among very delicate objects, on ground mined with goodness knows what precious explosives. ~ Jean Cocteau
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Re: Buttsecks
< Reply # 32 on 11/7/2008 12:49 AM >
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