1. Got bagged about halfway, but escaped into the building.
2. More times than I can accurately recall.
3. Under a bridge in Dallas.
4. Inside the Croton Aqueduct
5. I think that's called mold.
6. Going past a guard shack at JFK. This was LONG before 9/11/01.
7. I'll just say "Norden Systems"
8. Many times
9. See #7
10. Two shots of penicillin in the butt and in bed for 3 days so they wouldn't have to amputate my foot.
11. From a subway tunnel of all places.
12. Two of them are in the LDB
13. This is the free space for a reason.
14. KPPC and playing hide and seek with the Parks and OMH cops.
15. A few years ago, the dog mistook it for a chew toy.
16. Canada, Germany, Mexico, and UK
17. With a whole crew of people.
18. KPPC.
19. Since I was a kid.
20. They called me.
21. Regularly
22. See #1
23. Who says being a security guard is dull.
24. Semi-retired.
25. Many times.