The phrase is:
If you ask, you shall receive...
SETTING:
(A noisy pub at the port of a sea side town.)
I was a lonely man. Always dreaming of adventures.
I was low on funds, and desperate for another thrill.
I thought all hope was lost. Until one day, I met a man at port.
He offered great reward and glory for taking oath to his crew.
He was a charming man, he stood tall and was confident with his promises.
So I bought into his story.
He took me to his ship, and there wasn't a soul aboard.
I presented him with the obvious question, and he replied:
-"There be no man left of my crew. My adventures,
lead even the strongest man to the loss of his hope, or the loss of his life."
I learned I was now part of a one man crew, with a fearless leader.
And loved it.
Captain IndoAnomaly and I set sail for high seas.
We then arrived at port of our first stop!
Then we dropped down into the treasure vault!
It was a massive chamber but all the loot was gone!
Empty!
Empty!!
EMPTY!!!!!
In every direction.
Even the extra secret vaults were even empty.
Only the spiders were left.
But then we found more than we thought we would.
Preserved under the surface of the placid water.
Proof of the theives!
They were careful, but not careful enough.
But after finding all the treasure gone we realized the greatness of where we were at and made our way to the next port!