forums
new posts
donate
UER Store
events
location db
db map
search
members
faq
terms of service
privacy policy
register
login




 1 2 3  
UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Car Talk > So tell me why (Viewed 3708 times)
Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
Total Likes: 1901 likes


No matter where you go, there you are...

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 20 on 12/13/2012 4:36 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by bandi


You're a pickup car.



and you bleed strudel.
settle down.




cavemonkey 


Location: berthoud,Colorado
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 108 likes




 |  |  | AIM Message
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 21 on 12/13/2012 4:41 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Samurai


and you bleed strudel.
settle down.



lol




Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
Total Likes: 1901 likes


No matter where you go, there you are...

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 22 on 12/13/2012 4:43 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by cavemonkey


lol


and don't make me come down there for you either, tough guy!




AnAppleSnail 


Location: Charlotte, NC
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 49 likes


ALL the flashlights!

 |  |  | AIM Message | My Flickr Page
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 23 on 12/13/2012 5:18 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum:
Brakes are for wusses.




Achievement Unlocked
budda 


Location: Cincinnati
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 181 likes


I love it when you call me Big Poppa

 |  |  | Up Here
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 24 on 12/13/2012 8:09 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
I picked your mom up in a car

OH!




Awesome Music

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box? - Nicholas Cage
Ricky_from_TV 


Location: Peterborough, Ontario
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 156 likes


I'm going to try and refuckulate it

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 25 on 12/13/2012 11:00 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Vw Pickup = Awesome

And JeepDave yeah the ridge line is in no way a heavy duty truck but it's all the average person NEEDS . Need is the key there.

But some men have small penises and feel the need to get deafening mufflers, and big huge jacked up trucks, and corvettes with all the chrome to inflate their ego.




When Caught Always, Always Use the Jim trick.
jeepdave 


Location: Anderson, SC
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 1303 likes


It's also a gun.

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 26 on 12/13/2012 11:06 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Ricky_from_TV
Vw Pickup = Awesome

And JeepDave yeah the ridge line is in no way a heavy duty truck but it's all the average person NEEDS . Need is the key there.

But some men have small penises and feel the need to get deafening mufflers, and big huge jacked up trucks, and corvettes with all the chrome to inflate their ego.


Long as you see the difference between a mall crawler and a true trail rig, we'll be alright.



And I'm one of the few who doesn't automatically think small penis when it comes to a nice truck or car. Some people just have different hobbies than I. Me, I'm of the chrome won't get ya home crowd. Some people just like the look of a tall truck, which is why you can get a 2wd lift kit in the middle of Nebraska.



[last edit 12/13/2012 11:07 PM by jeepdave - edited 1 times]

Ezekiel 25:17
bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 734 likes


A liminal mind is all I've ever known.

 |  |  | Add to ICQ
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 27 on 12/14/2012 1:45 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum








Poorly/tastelessly modified trucks such as these indicate a miniscule penis. (Three of them are from the same dealership... the other is owned by one of the biggest douchebags in Canada)






hi i like cars
Otaku 


Gender: Both
Total Likes: 17 likes




 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 28 on 12/14/2012 2:38 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Those fake exposed bolt fender flares scream micropenis.




PM me if you want to get join our board and get fit!
jeepdave 


Location: Anderson, SC
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 1303 likes


It's also a gun.

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 29 on 12/14/2012 3:11 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Couple of them are ok but dear God the rims. The horrid rims. And the last one......




Ezekiel 25:17
bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 734 likes


A liminal mind is all I've ever known.

 |  |  | Add to ICQ
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 30 on 12/14/2012 4:25 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Escalade front clip on a Silverado screams inverted penis.




hi i like cars
nostra-YOUPPI! 

Umpire


Location: Shahre:'on Kaybec
Total Likes: 166 likes


Bonsoir et cest partie

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 31 on 12/14/2012 4:40 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by bandi
Escalade front clip on a Silverado screams inverted penis.


there is a guy in my town... suburban mtl with an old k series blazer jacked up so high i could drive my ranger under it. he has not 1 but 2 sets of longhorns on it, confederate licence plate in front, 2 confederate flags in back, a lasso in back and truck nuts. ive never seen his face just the truck. when i see the truck i already hate the guy. never met him but i hate him




Montreal Expos 1969-2004 Forever Proud Lets Keep The Dream Alive
bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 734 likes


A liminal mind is all I've ever known.

 |  |  | Add to ICQ
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 32 on 12/14/2012 12:53 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by nostra-YOUPPI!


there is a guy in my town... suburban mtl with an old k series blazer jacked up so high i could drive my ranger under it. he has not 1 but 2 sets of longhorns on it, confederate licence plate in front, 2 confederate flags in back, a lasso in back and truck nuts. ive never seen his face just the truck. when i see the truck i already hate the guy. never met him but i hate him


There's a truck here, about an '07 Silverado with those awful flares, a 12 or so foot lift kit, the ugliest rims possible, satin black paint, led DRLs, mesh grille and a big stainless steel star in the center of the grille, whatever that's supposed to indicate- but yes, I've never met the guy but I can assure you he's a douche.





hi i like cars
splumer 


Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 201 likes




 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 33 on 12/14/2012 1:42 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Mobile
The third one looks like a Browns fan would drive it. You just know none of those are gonna go off road.




“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

-Madeline Albright
AnAppleSnail 


Location: Charlotte, NC
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 49 likes


ALL the flashlights!

 |  |  | AIM Message | My Flickr Page
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 34 on 1/6/2013 5:37 AM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by wannabeotaku
Those fake exposed bolt fender flares scream micropenis.


I was at a steakhouse and saw three big trucks with truck balls. If I'd finished dinner sooner, all three would have gone on my 1-liter 2-door, 3-cylinder sea-green geo metro.




Achievement Unlocked
MrMusik 


Location: Meridian, MS
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes




 |  |  | AIM Message | Photos on Picasa
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 35 on 1/24/2013 7:14 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by budda
Why was the entire brake system on my mom's 2008 Chevrolet Colorado completely metal to metal at 30,000 miles?

Why did the mechanic at the Chevrolet dealer tell my Mom that that's about how long the brakes are supposed to last? And that this is pretty typical?


I don't know, but that sounds pretty sad to me.

Owner: 2002 Silverado 203,000 miles with the original front brake pads. Replaced back brake pads at 126,000 miles.

All y'all need to stop riding your brakes so much.




"She ain't no Cinderella when she's gettin' undressed, 'cause she rocks it like the naughty Wicked Witch of the West!" -Nickelback -Shakin' Hands-

"What makes bad kids bad? What makes them do the things they do? BOOZE, BABES, & BAD GUYS!" -Scum of the Earth -I Am The Scum-
sleeperspirit 


Location: allentown
Total Likes: 366 likes




 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 36 on 1/24/2013 9:34 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by MrMusik


I don't know, but that sounds pretty sad to me.

Owner: 2002 Silverado 203,000 miles with the original front brake pads. Replaced back brake pads at 126,000 miles.

All y'all need to stop riding your brakes so much.


How does one wear out rear pads before fronts, I've never seen such a thing. I call bs.




Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
Total Likes: 1901 likes


No matter where you go, there you are...

 |  | 
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 37 on 1/24/2013 10:41 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
my Cobalt SS had 100,000 before I killed the front pads and rotors, rears were changed shortly thereafter.

don't ever ever ever buy NAPA pads and rotors.




bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 734 likes


A liminal mind is all I've ever known.

 |  |  | Add to ICQ
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 38 on 1/24/2013 10:51 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by sleeperspirit


How does one wear out rear pads before fronts, I've never seen such a thing. I call bs.


GM pickups are notorious for rear disc brake issues, they usually last half as long as the fronts. I know my parents' truck has had a few sets of rears and has only had the fronts done once.

Also, VWs seem to wear about the rear brakes slightly quicker than the fronts.



[last edit 1/24/2013 10:52 PM by bandi - edited 1 times]

hi i like cars
bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 734 likes


A liminal mind is all I've ever known.

 |  |  | Add to ICQ
Re: So tell me why
< Reply # 39 on 1/24/2013 10:52 PM >
Reply with Quote
Posted on Forum: UER Forum
Posted by Samurai

don't ever ever ever buy NAPA pads and rotors.



Sage advice.

Or those ATE grooved rotors with the funky pattern. They warp after about 30 revolutions.





hi i like cars
UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Car Talk > So tell me why (Viewed 3708 times)
 1 2 3  


Add a poll to this thread



This thread is in a public category, and can't be made private.



All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire.
To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site: UER CONTACT
View Terms of Service | View Privacy Policy | Server colocation provided by Beanfield
This page was generated for you in 187 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 741201780 pages have been generated.