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Colossus
Location: The Nether Gender: Male
| | Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS < on 6/21/2012 11:55 AM >
| | | I know how important beer is to the Twin Cities Explorers. A few weeks ago, a few of us went down to S&S to do a complete exploration (but got sidetracked by that damn wall in the first cave) and we found a precious unopened, bottled beer. I shall not drink this lonely beer, since I shall only drink a beer that is given to me or if it is a Red Dog that is covered in sand. If you want your beer back, tell me which brand it is. You know you want it, and you should know that this beer has been all alone and depressed sitting in my fridge. It is a crime to leave an unopened beer out in the open. You should always bury what you have left so you can come back to more beer. And never leave a single beer alone, always leave it with a companion or two.. or a 6 pack (you heartless prick). So there you go. 1 found beer. Up for grabs. If you get the brand right, and the location, it's yours.
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Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP. Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 1 on 6/21/2012 4:01 PM >
| | | Obviously it was planted by communists, the Command never leaves a beer behind! Legend tells of a case of Grain Belt still buried at the hobo beach. Like the pirates of old, explorers are not too good at remembering where things are buried, and the maps tend to get lost
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cdevon
Location: west county Gender: Male
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 2 on 6/21/2012 7:55 PM >
| | | pics or GTFO
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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5alive
Location: beat up truck camper down by the river Gender: Male
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 3 on 6/21/2012 9:17 PM >
| | | damn kids need to stop renaming the caves! S&S = the cave that brings the milk to mr brown? Your buddies with DS and txt right? If I had to guess that beer was a present from the blackduck chef.
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blacklines
Location: the red stick. Gender: Male
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 4 on 6/21/2012 9:24 PM >
| | | this guy is a cop trying to trap explorers with beer--oldest trick in the book!
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Colossus
Location: The Nether Gender: Male
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 5 on 6/21/2012 10:08 PM >
| | | Yea, I'm with DarkShadow and Txt. I just said S&S so I didn't give away the location to where the beer was found right away. Satan's and Santa's
Everyone, chill the fuck out! I got this. |
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5alive
Location: beat up truck camper down by the river Gender: Male
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 6 on 6/22/2012 12:13 AM >
| | | Posted by Colossus Yea, I'm with DarkShadow and Txt. I just said S&S so I didn't give away the location to where the beer was found right away. Satan's and Santa's
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hah! yeah that should have been obvious. For whatever reason when I see newish ppl talking about caves I assume its on the lilly bluff.
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Dalmaticus
Location: MSP / Fargo Gender: Male
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 7 on 6/22/2012 12:25 AM >
| | | I've heard tell of (3) bottles of Grey Goose buried in an MSP cave. [last edit 6/22/2012 12:26 AM by Dalmaticus - edited 1 times]
All the treasure are belong to me. We got a slat, for that! |
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5alive
Location: beat up truck camper down by the river Gender: Male
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 8 on 6/22/2012 12:40 AM >
| | | Posted by 5alive
hah! yeah that should have been obvious. For whatever reason when I see newish ppl talking about caves I assume its on the lilly bluff.
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I remember who you are though and I realize your not all that new. I believe I have met you at least twice now. You should ask DS for info about some yeast shit and get on that.
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hamradio
Location: duluth, minn. Gender: Male
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 9 on 6/22/2012 2:48 AM >
| | | I find it odd when I run upon opened but full bottles of grain belt, underground.
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Colossus
Location: The Nether Gender: Male
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 10 on 6/22/2012 3:28 AM >
| | | Posted by 5alive
I remember who you are though and I realize your not all that new. I believe I have met you at least twice now. You should ask DS for info about some yeast shit and get on that.
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We were going to do that last night, but we were suppose to meet up with Sexxytimmy (I think his name is spelled right) but we were running late. Found out when we got to our location that he was falling asleep.
Everyone, chill the fuck out! I got this. |
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Captain Stormy
Location: Chicago mostly. Sometimes Minneapolis. Gender: Male
SO TIGHT THAT IT CHAFED
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 11 on 6/22/2012 6:49 AM >
| | | Satan and Santa are bringing milk to Mr. Brown? Figures they found beer instead. Yeast? Tacos? Mr. Brown might be having some bowel issues tonight...
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Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP. Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 12 on 6/22/2012 3:31 PM >
| | | Posted by burnettd I find it odd when I run upon opened but full bottles of grain belt, underground.
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It's a trap! That might not be firsthand Grain Belt
Turn off the internet and go play outside. http://spamusement...hp/comics/view/137 |
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NotBatman
Location: MSP Gender: Male
Secret Cult Member
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 13 on 6/23/2012 4:53 AM >
| | | Posted by burnettd I find it odd when I run upon opened but full bottles of grain belt, underground.
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I don't. I've tried to drink Grain Belt, myself.
I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself. |
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Silly
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 14 on 6/23/2012 5:49 PM >
| | | Posted by Dalmaticus I've heard tell of (3) bottles of Grey Goose buried in an MSP cave.
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wow... someone wasted some money. pretty fucked to leave geese in a cave, sounds like some satanic religious bullspit. I was just there a 2(?) nights ago, i bet it was the fucker i met down there. asshead.
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Eschaton
Location: Western NC Gender: Male
Entry: Eschaton (es-kuh-tawn) noun | end of time, climax of history | Etymology: Greek for 'last'
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 15 on 6/23/2012 8:00 PM >
| | | Posted by Silly
pretty fucked religious bullspit. asshead.
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I like mixing curse levels too.
Ars Gratia Adventuris |
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Colossus
Location: The Nether Gender: Male
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 16 on 6/23/2012 9:42 PM >
| | | Posted by Silly
wow... someone wasted some money. pretty fucked to leave geese in a cave, sounds like some satanic religious bullspit. I was just there a 2(?) nights ago, i bet it was the fucker i met down there. asshead.
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If I bring some beers with me and not get around to drinking the rest, I normally bury them so I have some nice cold ones when I return to that location.
Everyone, chill the fuck out! I got this. |
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 17 on 6/24/2012 10:47 AM >
| | | I've never had that happen. I've run out plenty of times and got stuck drinking someone's piss warm Black Label. And Gatsby carries at least one bottle of Gatsberry Brandy just for emergencies like that. He's even been known to keep a small one in his shoe. You know that guy was an Eagle Scout.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner! Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite. Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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Gunner Trees This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: MSP Gender: Male
DISCRETION IS A CHOICE
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 18 on 6/24/2012 4:11 PM >
| | | Ok, this thread is great, and if you don't have an emergency stash of whiskey somewhere you are not a professional alcoholic. I will also add that there are definitely not hidden nodguels of green goodness hidden anywhere either. [last edit 6/24/2012 4:14 PM by Gunner Trees - edited 1 times]
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iFUBAR This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: East TX Gender: Male
I <3 Hoodrats
| | Re: Found: Unopened beer. Location: MPLS <Reply # 19 on 6/24/2012 6:36 PM >
| | | True dat. You got to go to the Weld Wheels warehouse when you were down here in KC right? We always had a hidden booze stash in a cabinet in what used to be their data center. It was never cold but it was never tampered with.
I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. |
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