They dont carry Crystal Skull either, for an equally stupid reason; "skulls are bad, and kids will buy it because it comes in a glass skull". This is dumb, since Crystal Skull is cost prohibitive for the shoulder-tapping set.
Fortunately, Delirium Tremens is availabile in several places around my area. Just noted a place on the weekend that has it on tap.
EDIT: Pretty sure it was on tap. I wasnt drinking it, i stuck with Boris Org, and Hobgoblin for the night. Pretty sure Archer was drinking it from tap. It was a good night, so recollections are a tad fuzzy. The Town Crier, John St. between King and Queen, Toronto.