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Monday, April 3rd, 2006
Wow... September 13th since I last looked at this ting.
I am tired.




Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
What a few weeks.
Ninj dies on my birthday, I weld my hand to a bar and ruin a good pair of gloves, I manage to get things going with a new girl and then it all comes crashing down, so yeah, Fuck life I spent a few hours poking around a junk yard, stealing hood ornaments like I was 16 again. Making my go-kart, its kind of in the design process but it'll be going soon, hopefully in time for x-mas.




Monday, July 18th, 2005
Old things are cool again.
As I sit here, looking at my latest purchase of nostalga, a vintage RCA SolidState flip-number alarmclock for a twoonie at a thrift shop. Just Saturday did I buy 5 rotary phones and bought a 6th one sunday, totally replacing all the digitaldial phones in my house, reason: none of my housemates will use the rotarys.




Friday, June 24th, 2005
Mmm UE Bike trip around town #2
Thisafternoon Im going to buzz around Belleville on my bike, only cause my junker wont start, with a borrowed camera to snap some pics of the former RexCan site which has gone under some pretty big renovation plans. More to come later today or tomorrow.




Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
Alls not well/ Pain PAAAIIIINNNN
Gah, pain is here. I fell off my bike in 21st gear ripped my elbows and my right-side shins, knee, shoulder and wrist. Pics to follow.




Saturday, May 28th, 2005
Alls well for the moment.
Mmm, just got back from cutting 3 lawns, got 3 more thisafternoon for a grand total of $300 for a days work outside. Im watching my collectors edition of Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke I bought at Sam The Record Man. Ive got a funky new blue-glowing mousepad from the RatShak, Im nude as usual, roasting in my own juices. Lunch to come soon. Yay!.




Saturday, May 14th, 2005
Yehaw, relationship troubles are here again...
Im listening to Slayer- The Antichrist and my gf just drove away, probably heading to a friends house. Shes all ticked at me for 'Being an uncaring, unkind, waste of human flesh and shout be taken out back and shot like a dog'. Obviously our relationship of almost 5 years has hit a rocky patch and I should go return the engagement ring I bought. Save me $1200. Or Ill keep it for the next girl *if* this relationship goes to critical mass. This is quite ironic, Im very weird in my ways and was going to propose to her on a day that would just seem 'me'. ie, today Friday the 13th. Well, those plans kinda got shot down in flames. Week-Long fights are really,really trying on ones sanity, or in my case, lack thereof.




Wednesday, May 4th, 2005
May 3/05
ACDC- Girls Got Rhythm

My only food weakness, Pirate PeanutButter cookies were stolen from me. I went to sit down and enjoy a few, I went to their hiding place to find it devoid of all traces of them.I look around and come to the conclusion that my gf had taken them again. I look for her and find her in my workshop munching on the last of the cookies. She owes me a new bag of cookies now. I began working on a life timeline, heres a shorter version;

Late Nov 1978- Parents do it
Aug 23, '79- I pop out
April 3,1985- I get hit by my first vehicle, it isnt the last.
April 4,'86- I get hit by a baseball, then the bat in rapid succession. The kid still has the crooked nose from a door flattening his face in revenge.
[Nothing too spectacular happens for a few years]
June 3rd '92- My first arrest. Assault with a weapon (hockey stick on a kid who tossed my binders in the toilets at school)
October 12,'96- I almost get clobbered by a freight train, racing it on my bike.
[Nothing happens again for a few years]
July 7/04- Playing catcher at a friends family reunion, the batter steps backwards and I get the full force of a swing in the side of ths ol cranium. I flatlined on the driveway of the hospital in the Hambulance. I was dead for almost 30 seconds. Massive swelling and pain ensued. The painkillers made me look like I was whacked on drugs. But I do normally look like a retarted,drooling idiot.


Thats the condensed version, Ill stick an in-depth version 'ere when I finish it.




Saturday, April 9th, 2005
Judas Is Rising
Woo! Brisith Steel!

I went out and snagged Judas Priest's Angel Of Retribution CD. It is just amaizing. Priest rocks!






I just realized that 80% of the bands I listen to are from the British Isle.




Thursday, March 17th, 2005
The blahs of sp[ringtime....
Its snowing, its -1° outside and Im STILL sick! The only reason Im smiling is from Silent Knight's oh so funny story of screwing the troll over.