Ok, so on Friday (May 9/08), Plague, Tribeachpunk, Turbozutek and I went to the rehab center to do some mad UE'ing. All was going great until we got to a hallway with holes in the wall from where they were filming TPB (Trailer Park Boys), when a random swallow comes swooping down out of nowhere. Of course our first reaction is to get low so we don't get whacked in the head. But me being as bright as I am decided to try and fend it off.
So while I was wailing a stick around that Tribeach found outside, I didn't notice the pile of asbestos tiles on the floor. I did this crazy 360-spin thing, and fell through the hole in the wall, landing on the middle of my back.
I'm told by Plague that as I hit the wall, a giant cloud of asbestos flew outwards. Thankfully nobody inhaled any of it.

Damn squatters.

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