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Rooftop. It was raining a bit, so I busted out my exploring towel to cover my camera.
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| Posted by Stewie |
10/16/2006 11:20 PM | remove |
good ol towelie.
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| Posted by Jef |
10/16/2006 11:28 PM | remove |
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
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| Posted by Jef |
10/16/2006 11:29 PM | remove |
That's why Towelie says "Don't Forget to Bring a Towel"
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| Posted by Boffo |
10/16/2006 11:31 PM | remove |
Let's not forget that you can put out fires and clean off boiling bacon grease from George's crotch with a towel.
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| Posted by Jef |
10/16/2006 11:44 PM | remove |
OH YEA, that too
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| Posted by Stewie |
10/17/2006 12:32 AM | remove |
Hahahahaha.
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| Posted by elbowgeek |
10/21/2006 8:30 PM | remove |
Also great for that "time of the month"...
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| Posted by ScourgeVW |
11/9/2006 10:03 PM | remove |
I love how my crotch is getting discussed in random galleries, lol.
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| Posted by Arc_Tangent |
11/17/2006 9:17 PM | remove |
...it's getting discussed in other galleries? *snickers*
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| Posted by RODMILLELECTRICAL |
8/15/2014 2:10 PM | remove |
Every spring we had to grease these things they where roof fans I like to wack then with a sledge hammer to get the dust out of them
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| Posted by littleoldlady |
10/15/2014 8:58 PM | remove |
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy - ahh, memories, sigh
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