| Posted by 'Dukes |
3/22/2006 12:06 AM | remove |
I bet it's still edible.
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| Posted by Path Walker |
3/22/2006 12:46 AM | remove |
No fruitcake is edible. Ever.
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| Posted by Samurai |
3/22/2006 1:11 AM | remove |
fruitcake has a shelf life of... well, shelf life of fucking infinity. There could be a nuclear holocaust and the only thing left would be flies, cockroaches, rats and... fruitcake!
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| Posted by 'Dukes |
3/22/2006 2:48 AM | remove |
That been said, it does make a good door jam or paper weight.
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| Posted by Samurai |
3/22/2006 7:50 AM | remove |
...or thrown weapon in a pinch... it will punch through concrete when dropped from the 6th or 7th story.
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| Posted by Path Walker |
3/22/2006 5:57 PM | remove |
Which may very well be how it came to rest at the floor of the garage...
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| Posted by 'Dukes |
3/22/2006 11:54 PM | remove |
Most fruitcakes I've ever seen could penetrate weapons grade steel if fired from a cannon!
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| Posted by 'Dukes |
3/23/2006 12:02 AM | remove |
This one even comes with a metal casing;
Shoot it out of the barrel of an M1abrams tanks;
"Target sighted, two oclock, 27 degrees, two clicks out, LOAD 120 mm ATFSFMJ(Aunt Tillis fruitcake Sabot, Full Metal Jacket)!" "Locked and loaded!" "Fire one round for effect!" BOOM
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| Posted by Path Walker |
3/23/2006 2:45 PM | remove |
*ponders the implications and effective uses for super-sonic gunpowder-propelled fruitcakes, cackles madly, and goes off to his secret lab under the Homestead*
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| Posted by Samurai |
3/24/2006 6:49 AM | remove |
question... have you ever eaten fruitcake and tried to pass it through your digestive tract? There isn't one stop along the line from mouth to touchhole that doesn't have a problem with this evil concoction... evil cake
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| Posted by Path Walker |
3/24/2006 1:54 PM | remove |
But, just like corn, even after all the shit it's been through it looks and tastes the same...
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| Posted by Samurai |
3/24/2006 4:36 PM | remove |
i'll take your word for it... :oP
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| Posted by 'Dukes |
3/25/2006 12:12 AM | remove |
What is it with corn; you can chew it to death and after a coffee or two in the morning, THERE it is reincarted in kernel form!
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| Posted by Samurai |
3/25/2006 4:10 AM | remove |
that is a very good question... i've often wondered about that myself.
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| Posted by homestead |
3/26/2006 2:47 PM | remove |
a few bites of this got rid of the pickel taste left by the camelback
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| Posted by Gremm_Paltakin |
10/25/2007 9:28 PM | remove |
I actually like fruitcake.
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| Posted by coolied |
4/3/2008 12:13 PM | remove |
I'm glad i'm not the only one...... I always thought fruitcake was yummy...... candied fruit mixed with buttery cake, what's not to like?
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