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toast
  
location:
reno, nv
Gender: Male
 |  | porn,pan handling and ticks, all in an explorers day.
< on 6/20/2006 10:32 AM >
|  | | | I finally got a ride out to a place ive been wanting to explore for a while now, i noticed it when i was rideing the bus to pismo beach, its just off the freeway so to my (some what) trained eye it was way easy to spot.
(map)
http://www.google....9,0.00412&t=h&om=0
(link messed up, find higuera, follow south until road crosses under freeway, higuera then turns into ontario. house 100 yrds west from this point.)(sorry)(pre apology)
any ways...
my partner in crime and myself crouch under fence and walk up drive way towards house. I get a chance to snap two pics,
and then (lets call her sunshine) my partner. notice's a woman calling us...
she was the neighbor from the top of the hill. she asked us to move the car, we asked her if we could take pictures, "i dont care"she replied. i asked who owned property,"madonna"she replied.(madonna was a very big land owner in these parts, recently deceased.) knowing estate is in process of selling all properties, and the neighbor could care less, sunshine and I ventured on into the house.
WASNT ME I SWEAR!!!
it looks like they tried to remodel(new dry wall estimate earley 90's ) why keep same old room heater??
shroom drawer.
"A GUIDE TO PAN HANDLING"
PORN..
dont want to make post huge,so ill finish.
sunshine and i explored on into barn walking through weeds(similar to ones in 2nd pic)(stupid idea in short sleeve shirt)
took about 20 more pics, proceed to leave.(post pics on request)
returned to sunshines house to.... explore a higher state?????......
felt something crawling on me, lift shirt, proceed to freak out......TICK(SCREAMING 23 YEAR OLD SISSY MAN VOICE)TICK!!!!!TICK!!
i run to bathroom and strip ass naked,(being sunshine is not my girl friend otherwise i would have striped in the exact spot i noticed the crawling feeling.) i EXPLORE every nook and hairy cranny, finding 3 TICKS!!!(MORE SCREAMS)
MORAL OF STORY: bug spray, long sleeve shirt.
be prepared for any thing, including.porn, panhandling and ticks
TOAST
p.s. ill find out some history soon!
p.s.s rushed post(sorry)
[last edit 6/20/2006 11:21 AM by toast - edited 2 times]
IM NOT A SPELLING BEE CHAMPION!!!! |
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Jonsered
   
location:
Back in New Mexico where I belong
Gender: Male
Dressed for a scarecrow ball.........
| |  |  | Re: porn,pan handling and ticks, all in an explorers day.
<Reply # 1 on 6/20/2006 4:07 PM >
| | | | Man, that house is hosed! We've got a few like that around here. The Panhandler's guide is kind of cool, and what would an abandoned house be without some porn! Love the tick story by the way. Little bastards!
I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.
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seany
 
location:
Santa Clara, California, USA
Gender: Male
| |  |  | |  | Re: porn,pan handling and ticks, all in an explorers day.
<Reply # 2 on 6/20/2006 4:23 PM >
| | | | We had a tick run in like that the last time we tried to go upto almaden AFS. wear boots, tuck your pants into your boots... and keep and eye on things, you should be ok.
I swear i've driven right by this house before when i used to work in SLO. I wonder when it was last occupied.
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eR1c
location:
Nor-Cal
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 3 on 6/20/2006 9:28 PM >
|  | | | a guide to pan handling... that's awesome!!!
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CriminalSmile
location:
East Bay
Gender: Male
quaint cabin in scenic mountain surroundings
| | Re: porn,pan handling and ticks, all in an explorers day.
<Reply # 4 on 6/21/2006 6:12 AM >
| | | | There really is something about abandoned buildings that makes people dump porn in them.
As for the tick, did that happen before or after you guys "explored a higher state." I'm thinking after would be even less fun than before...
... Sunshine, eh?
I like you, toast.
[EDIT: Little jewel from my weekend UEing (not me pictured)]
[last edit 6/21/2006 6:15 AM by CriminalSmile - edited 1 times]
out there in the world right now, someone is exploring... |
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