Re: rooftops <Reply # 100 on 11/24/2011 12:06 AM >
Posted by Speed Ode to rooftop hookers:
On a rooftop up high I slide it in between her thighs I shoot my goo to the ground below Unaware it would land on my foe Security gets on the radio Up come my pants to end the show I pay the bitch so she doesn't snitch And evade security without a hitch.
Copyright 2011 -Speed
This is beautiful, I think I shed a tear. And I may be in love now. [02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on' [22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here Astro: Patron Saint of Drains
Re: rooftops <Reply # 101 on 11/24/2011 12:25 AM >
Posted by Speed Ode to rooftop hookers:
On a rooftop up high I slide it in between her thighs I shoot my goo to the ground below Unaware it would land on my foe Security gets on the radio Up come my pants to end the show I pay the bitch so she doesn't snitch And evade security without a hitch.
Re: rooftops <Reply # 103 on 11/24/2011 12:47 AM >
Here ya go...
All inclusive my cruise ship was Free drinks a flowin I got a buzz Bladder filled twice as full I couldnt be bothered to take a stroll In my lounge chair I sat content as could be I released my bladder and freely peed Security came over I said "what's the matter" He said" ma'am on the floor you caused a splatter To drunk to apologize I shooed him away He came back with handcuffs and arrested me that day
Copyright 2011 -Speed [last edit 11/24/2011 1:09 AM by Speed - edited 2 times] R.I.P. NickSan | R.I.P. Don Corleyone
All inclusive my cruise ship was Free drinks a flowin I got a buzz Bladder filled twice a full I couldnt be bothered to take a stroll In my lounge chair I sat content as could be I released my bladder and freely peed Security came over I said "what's the matter" He said" ma'am on the floor you caused a splatter To drunk to apologize I shooed him away He came back with handcuffs and arrested me that day
Copyright 2011 -Speed
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! they will throw the loxor on this if it gets too far of track.
back on topic. roofies!
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
Rat, what exactly did said relationships entail? hahaha
I wish I could tell you, but then of course, I'd have to kill you.
Posted by cdevon
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! they will throw the loxor on this if it gets too far of track.
back on topic. roofies!
Four reasons why I'm not going to lock this thread as long as you guys don't loose your tempers and get out of hand.
Reason #4 - I gotta see Germany pull this off, with all the caveats mentioned
Reason #3 - Like someone said, this thread is mostly humor anyway
Reason #2 - I'm too busy laughing my ass off at some of the shit in here
Reason #1 - I'm the coolest mod on UER, right? After you guys inflated my ego like that, you think I'm going to slam on the brakes? Of course, I know you bastards are lying out your ass too. [last edit 11/24/2011 1:47 AM by Raticus - edited 2 times] Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something.
I went on a date with the love of my life I wanted so badly to make her my wife A nice dinner we shared hoping to seal the deal I started to feel I wanted more than the meal My advances dismissed I had to think So in went the pill to her drink Shortly after she was passed out on the floor I couldn't help but treat her like a rooftop whore The next morning she awoke without a memory to spare I convinced her she was safe and within my care One little hitch I forgot to think She couldn't figure out why she was soggy in the pink.
Copyright 2011 -Speed
Raticus... Delete my posts if you must. They're completely off topic and causing this thread to bust. Fun for all we're tryin to have. But don't want to cause you trouble with Av.
On that note, I'm done. I promise!
[last edit 11/24/2011 2:45 AM by Speed - edited 2 times] R.I.P. NickSan | R.I.P. Don Corleyone
This is my "Exception of the Year" thread. I'll clean it up later but there will only be about 3 posts left in the whole thread.
Ok, back on topic now. Topic is, our German friend is going to gain access to multiple roof tops through security guard permission with photos and signed work orders to prove it. Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something.
and our german friend said he asked someone then he didnt ask someone then he did ask someone but he didnt know what he asked or what was said. im sure something is just getting lost in the translation here but my issue is the manor in which the OP pops off to people when they try to answer what could possibly be the most vague question i have ever seen as the basis for a thread topic. the one unintended consequence of all of this is the blossoming poet in our midst!!
speed is a poet before this thread we did not know it but his feet most certainly show it they're longfellows.
This is how he's doing it!! The photo is going to be the security guard propped up but passed out...I'm on to him.... [02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on' [22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here Astro: Patron Saint of Drains
Its not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
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Re: rooftops <Reply # 112 on 11/24/2011 3:42 AM >
Posted by Astro Ignorance is bliss
Ignorance is bliss no wise woman's failed to mention and surely some koan suggests 'neglect leads to perfection' but the more I turn my face from the crowd the more I feel my backs' increasingly compelled for the sake of escape, to turn a knife on itself, a knife of relief, from all the petty insight and finally I'll sleep, I'll sleep through the night. Bored as fuck with this street corner-cover. study of a face in a figure. surveying this language as a game surveilence of this language as the plague. the dimension of persistence condemns. This portrait of karma, crafted in accident text book seduction, minus the text in the language of ghosts and so we ran, like the wolves were biting, the inhibitions of their prey kept them from screaming scratch my back and I will stab you in yours so I chose to live this life alone, without the teeth marks but I predict, I'll have to sink my fangs in someone else's heart to heal my own. just a victim's split, one part for the wolves, one part for you. but I'll grow weary soon, weary of this fractal code, weary of this hallway lined with ghosts. just a scratch upon the skin, a drop of blood to let them in their words will cause the sweetest fracture from a stone's throw just a scratch upon the skin, a drop of blood to welcome them parasitic, viral critics, or lovers, like spirits mingling in the mist that we crafted, a starving jury, let them eat shit from our trembling hands. The heat for heat's sake, on this Barnard block of Congress deductively speaking, the polar of progress well maybe I put too much faith in the accident entranced, we danced toward the ripest display of escape let the starving ghosts feats, from this flesh, from these bones, let them all feast. In this chess game of language, forced to sit so I play all alone, watch the bathos drift forth like the petals from a wild crafted rose. Once things get political, they want us to stop shooting and start dancing. I don't dance.
I don't read anything over 4 sentences. Sorry. [last edit 11/24/2011 4:15 AM by Raticus - edited 1 times] Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something.
Posted by Valkyre Ah, I wish I could take credit for that folks, but the gorgeous lyrics are from this amazing band called 'Circle Takes The Square'.
Every time everyone says 'Ignorance is bliss', the song pops up in my head, as it's how it starts.
Here here, give it a whirl. (Warning: Screamy shit) [Song starts from 3:25.]
man, what a let down, i could have ;lived the rest of my life with out knowing that you quoted a song.
i went so far as to write it down, put it in a box of keep-sakes, with the hopes that it would be recited at my funeral.
thanks val, thanks alot, now i have to go back to 2 of my other choices, "for whom the bell tolls" and that scene from 4 weddings and a funeral. awesome.
(cdevon cries to himself now) When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
You know cdevon, they have medications that can help with this. And even though I'm not a big rock fan, For Whom the Bell Tolls is one of my favorites!! The version done with the San Fran orchestra though. That's the only one version I really like. Back on topic now, I only listen to it while on a rooftop. Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something.
Its not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
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Re: rooftops <Reply # 119 on 11/24/2011 5:10 AM >
Posted by cdevon
man, what a let down, i could have ;lived the rest of my life with out knowing that you quoted a song.
i went so far as to write it down, put it in a box of keep-sakes, with the hopes that it would be recited at my funeral.
thanks val, thanks alot, now i have to go back to 2 of my other choices, "for whom the bell tolls" and that scene from 4 weddings and a funeral. awesome.
(cdevon cries to himself now)
What if....one day, you woke up, and discovered that your other choices have been occupied? Would you run? Would you hide?
Or would you kill? Once things get political, they want us to stop shooting and start dancing. I don't dance.
