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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 80 on 11/23/2011 7:28 PM >
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Posted by Speed
On another note...

I have to thank Raticus for being arguably one of the best mods on UER.

This thread is the most fun I've had on this site in a long time.
I think it important to note that most of this thread is in jest.

Raticus, thanks for being fair and having a sense of humor!


EXACTLY. raticus is one of the best on the site for sure. this thread - and any SUCH like it - have made me laugh more than any other recent threads thats for sure.

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 81 on 11/23/2011 7:33 PM >
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Posted by insulinguy


EXACTLY. raticus is one of the best on the site for sure. this thread - and any SUCH like it - have made me laugh more than any other recent threads thats for sure.


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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 82 on 11/23/2011 7:44 PM >
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Posted by Speed


1) in then great words of some dead famous guy..."we'll see"

2) how many sat dishes do you install on the roof of abandoned buildings?
I mean, I know OWS is making progress but I don't think they've quite reached 152 channels for the homeless status.


OP never said he was going to get security to let him on the roofs of abandoned buildings.

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 83 on 11/23/2011 7:46 PM >
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OP never said he was going to get security to let him on the roofs of abandoned buildings.


I wasn't addressing the OP I was addressing you

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 84 on 11/23/2011 8:41 PM >
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Posted by Speed
I wasn't addressing the OP I was addressing you


We only do commercial customers, so OWS's "Satellite TV for the Homeless" program doesn't impact us.

As of today, we are yet to instal on any abandoned buildings.

My point is that I suspect OP has some sort of legitimate reason to need roof access. I contend he has set this all up knowing he can get the photos he has promised. But they won't prove what he has implied they will prove.



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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 85 on 11/23/2011 10:17 PM >
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Posted by Keaven
Guys, he is gonna do it.

He set up the whole thread to get you to tell him he can't, so he can prove that he can.


Now, what he doesn't ever say is why security would alow him on a roof. It is going to turn out that he has some legitimate purpose, not a creditability prop, not social engineering skills.

I can do the same thing, our company does satellite work and installs dishes on roofs. I didn't think that counted as urban exploration and I didn't plan to pass it off as such.


They let me on it to take pictures.

I mean they have some radio antennas up there, but the tower isn't s high that they need a tower climber.

The only purpose I have is to get up there and take a picture. Or a couple of them.

I actually wanted to get up there to take pictures of the Christmas lights, but you guys convinced me if I am already up there, I can take some pictures of the skyline as well.

I have no other reason to get on this roof, and it's actually not easy to get permission.

You need to get it from a couple of different people, so this isn't quite easy.

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 86 on 11/23/2011 10:23 PM >
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Posted by Loki


Can you post the emails? Just curious what you said to convince him.


Now I don't know what was said, I didn't ask myself. I asked someone to ask for me. The person that does this kind of decision isn't quite my friend.

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 87 on 11/23/2011 10:45 PM >
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Posted by Speed
On another note...

I have to thank Raticus for being arguably one of the best mods on UER.

This thread is the most fun I've had on this site in a long time.
I think it important to note that most of this thread is in jest.

Raticus, thanks for being fair and having a sense of humor!


yes, thank you raticus!

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and "dish tv for the homeless"- what a smashing idea!

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 88 on 11/23/2011 10:52 PM >
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I never knew rooftops could be so tedious.

Pictures, because nothing else matters.

Your security measures were inadequate.
How unfortunate for you.
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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 89 on 11/23/2011 11:15 PM >
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Posted by MrSivalls
Pictures, because nothing else matters.


Have you read any of this thread my boy?

Hookers matter too, REAL authentic hookers complete with a rap sheet!
Oh and satellite dishes too

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 90 on 11/23/2011 11:25 PM >
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Posted by Speed


Have you read any of this thread my boy?

Hookers matter too, REAL authentic hookers complete with a rap sheet!
Oh and satellite dishes too


Juicy hookers? I thought rooftop hookers are just a UER myth?

Generally the species hooker adickicus is found at pavement and subterranean levels. Certain UER models excluded.

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 91 on 11/23/2011 11:38 PM >
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Posted by MrSivalls

I thought rooftop hookers are just a UER myth?

Definitely NOT a myth:



And the juicier the better

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 92 on 11/23/2011 11:39 PM >
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Posted by MrSivalls


Juicy hookers? I thought rooftop hookers are just a UER myth?

Generally the species hooker adickicus is found at pavement and subterranean levels. Certain UER models excluded.


http://lmgtfy.com/...titutes+on+rooftop


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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 93 on 11/23/2011 11:39 PM >
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Posted by SuchundFind


Now I don't know what was said, I didn't ask myself.



ah...now the truth comes out.


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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 94 on 11/23/2011 11:45 PM >
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Posted by SuchundFind


Now I don't know what was said, I didn't ask myself. I asked someone to ask for me. The person that does this kind of decision isn't quite my friend.


So basically you've been bullshitting us. You said you were going to ask for permission to access the roof but in reality you knew someone who had some kind of relationship with someone who was in a position to grant access and got permission through them.

That means when people said "It probably won't work" based on the information you'd given, they were right.

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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 95 on 11/23/2011 11:51 PM >
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Posted by Speed

Definitely NOT a myth:



And the juicier the better


Sir, I stand corrected! She looks juicy indeed.
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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 96 on 11/23/2011 11:54 PM >
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Posted by Loki


So basically you've been bullshitting us. You said you were going to ask for permission to access the roof but in reality you knew someone who had some kind of relationship with someone who was in a position to grant access and got permission through them.

That means when people said "It probably won't work" based on the information you'd given, they were right.


Once they see this thread they'll swear out a warrant.

Your security measures were inadequate.
How unfortunate for you.
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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 97 on 11/23/2011 11:56 PM >
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Posted by Loki


So basically you've been bullshitting us. You said you were going to ask for permission to access the roof but in reality you knew someone who had some kind of relationship with someone who was in a position to grant access and got permission through them.

That means when people said "It probably won't work" based on the information you'd given, they were right.


No I didn't BS you, I asked for permission, it went up the ladder, it came down the ladder.
I asked the person I was supposed to ask, and found out that some more people have to decide first.

And no, there is no relationship of any kind involved.
I mean I asked someone that works there and he told me he has to ask someone else.

So Maintenance wasn't quite right who do ask.



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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 98 on 11/23/2011 11:59 PM >
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Posted by SuchundFind


No I didn't BS you, I asked for permission, it went up the ladder, it came down the ladder.
I asked the person I was supposed to ask, and found out that some more people have to decide first.

And no, there is no relationship of any kind involved.
I mean I asked someone that works there and he told me he has to ask someone else.

So Maintenance wasn't quite right who do ask.




So there is a relationship, now.

and where's the damn rooftop hooker(s)? I feel cheated.
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Re: rooftops
<Reply # 99 on 11/23/2011 11:59 PM >
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Ode to rooftop hookers:

On a rooftop up high
I slide it in between her thighs
I shoot my goo to the ground below
Unaware it would land on my foe
Security gets on the radio
Up come my pants to end the show
I pay the bitch so she doesn't snitch
And evade security without a hitch.

Copyright 2011 -Speed
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