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 SuchundFind
 
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
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< on 11/22/2011 6:30 PM >
|  | | | Now I saw a couple of rooftop pictures and was wondering what is the deal with it.
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Astro
      
Usually naked
Location: The Delta Quadrant
Gender: Male
Resistance is Futile
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 1 on 11/22/2011 6:39 PM >
| | | | More specific questions: Please ask them
[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
Astro: Patron Saint of Drains |
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insulinguy
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 2 on 11/22/2011 7:56 PM >
| | | | what is the deal with rooftops? i mean - all they do is sit up there - looking down on everyone like they are so much better than the rest of us. how dare they? and all these photographs of rooftops - how does that 'happen'?
so...what exactly is your question?
pro-abortion, anti-christ |
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Astro
Usually naked
Location: The Delta Quadrant
Gender: Male
Resistance is Futile
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 3 on 11/22/2011 8:00 PM >
| | | | Posted by insulinguy
and all these photographs of rooftops - how does that 'happen'?
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Rule 34
[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
Astro: Patron Saint of Drains |
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aurelie
Location: pacific northwest
Gender: Female
high tech:: low life.
| | | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 4 on 11/22/2011 8:03 PM >
| | | | Water, fire, air and dirt- fucking rooftops, how do THEY work?
reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive.
loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing. |
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Speed
 
Location: Philly area
Gender: Male
Retired Explorer
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 6 on 11/22/2011 8:39 PM >
| | | | Posted by SuchundFind
Now I saw a couple of rooftop pictures and was wondering what is the deal with it.
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1) enter structure (preferably with some type of image making device)
2) locate stairwell marked "roof access"
3) ascend said stairwell
4) open hatch/climb through hole
5) step precariously on roof being careful of footing
6) use imaged making device to capture what the naked eye beholds
7) share with UER
*Disregard steps 6&7 in the absence of an image making device
and there ya have it... Rooftopping 101
R.I.P. NickSan | R.I.P. Don Corleyone |
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SuchundFind
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 7 on 11/22/2011 9:27 PM >
| | | | Posted by Speed
1) enter structure (preferably with some type of image making device)
2) locate stairwell marked "roof access"
3) ascend said stairwell
4) open hatch/climb through hole
5) step precariously on roof being careful of footing
6) use imaged making device to capture what the naked eye beholds
7) share with UER
*Disregard steps 6&7 in the absence of an image making device
and there ya have it... Rooftopping 101
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3.5) ask security to unlock door
6.5) ask them to lock door when you exit the building
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MrSivalls
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
I'll be a-surfin' in yer blood on Saturday night
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 8 on 11/22/2011 9:28 PM >
| | | | Posted by Speed
1) enter structure (preferably with some type of image making device)
2) locate stairwell marked "roof access"
3) ascend said stairwell
4) open hatch/climb through hole
5) step precariously on roof being careful of footing
6) use imaged making device to capture what the naked eye beholds
7) share with UER
*Disregard steps 6&7 in the absence of an image making device
and there ya have it... Rooftopping 101
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8. Don't fall off. Ever.
9. Don't fall through skylights, holes, or the roof.
10. Never post the ever lame "I got busted" thread, or the even lamer "I had to be rescued" thread, even if you do.
Your security measures were inadequate.
How unfortunate for you. |
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Speed
Location: Philly area
Gender: Male
Retired Explorer
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 9 on 11/22/2011 9:43 PM >
| | | | Posted by SuchundFind
3.5) ask security to unlock door
6.5) ask them to lock door when you exit the building
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Yeeaaahhhh.....Lemme know how that works out for you.
Btw, if you get stuck or are unsure how to get down.
Call the dedicated rooftop rescue hotline at 1-800-IAM-FUKD (18004263853)
[last edit 11/22/2011 9:47 PM by Speed - edited 1 times]
R.I.P. NickSan | R.I.P. Don Corleyone |
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SuchundFind
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 10 on 11/22/2011 10:35 PM >
| | | | Posted by Speed
Yeeaaahhhh.....Lemme know how that works out for you.
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It will work well.
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fatwax4
Location: somewhere i shouldn't be
Gender: Male
| | | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 11 on 11/22/2011 10:40 PM >
| | | | Posted by SuchundFind
It will work well.
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hahahahahaha
no it wont
instagram
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Astro
Usually naked
Location: The Delta Quadrant
Gender: Male
Resistance is Futile
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 12 on 11/22/2011 10:43 PM >
| | | | Posted by SuchundFind
It will work well.
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Ignorance is bliss
[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
Astro: Patron Saint of Drains |
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SinCalRyder
Location: Bakersfield CA
Gender: Male
Less worrying, more exploring!
| | | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 13 on 11/22/2011 10:46 PM >
| | | | This thread makes me smile.......
"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today"
http://CurtisNoblePhotography.Com |
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SuchundFind
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 14 on 11/22/2011 10:55 PM >
| | | | Posted by fatwax4
hahahahahaha
no it wont
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Ok, lets make a bet, if I get a picture with the security guard in front of the door he opens for me, or maybe on the roof, you will take a picture of yourself running naked down the street. A video on youtube would be better. lol
What do you say?
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SuchundFind
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 15 on 11/22/2011 10:56 PM >
| | | | Posted by Astro
Ignorance is bliss
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Same bet with you.
How does this sound?
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Astro
Usually naked
Location: The Delta Quadrant
Gender: Male
Resistance is Futile
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 16 on 11/22/2011 10:57 PM >
| | | | Posted by SuchundFind
Ok, lets make a bet, if I get a picture with the security guard in front of the door he opens for me, or maybe on the roof, you will take a picture of yourself running naked down the street. A video on youtube would be better. lol
What do you say?
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Do this for 10 rooftops in a row.
Edit: connexes dont count
[last edit 11/22/2011 11:00 PM by Astro - edited 1 times]
[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
Astro: Patron Saint of Drains |
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Astro
Usually naked
Location: The Delta Quadrant
Gender: Male
Resistance is Futile
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 17 on 11/22/2011 11:01 PM >
| | | | Posted by SuchundFind
Same bet with you.
How does this sound?
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And it sounds like either way you lose xD
[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
Astro: Patron Saint of Drains |
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Speed
Location: Philly area
Gender: Male
Retired Explorer
| | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 18 on 11/22/2011 11:08 PM >
| | | | Posted by Astro
Do this for 10 rooftops in a row.
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Exactly!
There is a location or maybe two that I could pull this off at but as a rule, This will go over about as well as Farrakhan at a KKK convention.
Also, I don't know too many securitas that would let me take their picture especially when they're allowing me to do something that could cost them their job.
But please, carry on and prove us all wrong.
I mean, it's not like anyone here has any experience with this type of thing.
R.I.P. NickSan | R.I.P. Don Corleyone |
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SinCalRyder
Location: Bakersfield CA
Gender: Male
Less worrying, more exploring!
| | | Re: rooftops
<Reply # 19 on 11/22/2011 11:08 PM >
| | | | For this, I think said parties should get to choose the roof.................. just sayin.
And no obvious ones like federal buildings and what not, where you know your setting the poor guy up to fail lol atleast give him a chance.
"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today"
http://CurtisNoblePhotography.Com |
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