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 MKE_MFGng
Location: The Cream City; Mill-Town; Beer Capital, USA; Milwaukee
Gender: Male
 |  | This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
< on 10/28/2011 6:13 AM >
|  | | | I went scouting around MKE for about two hours tonight, found some really great new places and some more that I wish I could get into. This is one place I would like to go, but probably won't:
 ;D
Also, I hope this picture comes out ok. Since the max file size was only 100 kb, I had to resize it to a maximum dimension of 400.
Dude's got the knack! |
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rlx
            
Location: Minneapolis
Gender: Male
forget regret.
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 1 on 10/28/2011 2:21 PM >
| | | | wow, you're easily deterred.
forget regret. |
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MonoxideChild
Location: Rockford, IL
Gender: Male
~creeper~
| |  | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 2 on 10/28/2011 3:15 PM >
| | | | pound on that metal covering the window. if there's a dog, they most likely will bark. if you dont hear anything, the signs probably BS. (as most are)
~Quote By Thomas Edison~
I have far more respect for the person with a single idea who gets there than for the person with a thousand ideas who does nothing.... |
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Gunner Trees
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
DISCRETION IS A CHOICE
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 3 on 10/28/2011 5:38 PM >
| | | | You could try bacon. Have a tranquilizer dart gun with you in case that doesn't work.
But I agree with xxxmonoxidechild, there's no dogs, that's just a deterrent. There of course is only one way to find out, so grow some more balls and let us know.
MAKE MSP ELEET AGAIN |
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EatsTooMuchJam
 
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| |  |  | |  | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 5 on 10/28/2011 6:06 PM >
| | | | Any sign with only two exclamation marks can hardly be considered sincere.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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Harvestman
Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory!
Gender: Male
Everything about me has a poker face.
| | | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 6 on 10/28/2011 6:40 PM >
| | | | Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
Any sign with only two exclamation marks can hardly be considered sincere.
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The number of exclamation points is directly proportional to the number of dogs that are not there.
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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Ecto
Location: minneapolis
Gender: Male
“We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones.” -Jules Verne
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 7 on 10/28/2011 7:07 PM >
| | | | Just bring some dog treats. Get the really good ones.
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rlx
Location: Minneapolis
Gender: Male
forget regret.
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 8 on 10/28/2011 8:10 PM >
| | | | Posted by shotgun mario
actually, if its the place I'm thinking (a big white building that takes up at least a square block, there's a few overhead bridges connecting to nearby buildings, and there are several guards on duty, including one at the entrance shack) ...then I have heard barking from inside that compound.
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Well, the exact address IS in the picture...
forget regret. |
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petticat
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Gender: Female
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 9 on 10/28/2011 11:31 PM >
| | | | I've scouted that place, I think they use one of the easternmost lots for motorcycle lessons on weekends and part of it is still active..
We're all just trapped between the stippled earth and the stubbled sky. |
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JavaSpartan
Location: Chicago
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 10 on 10/29/2011 12:04 AM >
| | | | I'm pretty sure almost all locations have that kind of sign somewhere, and no dogs anywhere. But just in case,wear some spiky shoes and give em a good kick!
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Xanderrrrrr
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 11 on 11/1/2011 1:49 AM >
| | | | Wanna face the motherfuckers? The guards are waaaay too lazy and fat to chase you, so they send the dogs after you, and you'll have a while before any humans show up. The dog will be there in no time. Not a problem-- just wear a few layers. Hold out your left arm (or your right, if you're a lefty) and let the dog bite it, as it's been trained to do its whole life. With your free hand, brandish your weapon of choice (knives are most effective when driven into the throat, but any kind of fast-acting sedative will do the trick as well). Now RUN before those fat bastards get to you.
Note, this method is ill advised when dealing with a police dog, unless your life is actually in danger, as killing a police dog is often considered a more severe felony than assaulting an officer... which is serious shit. Of course, if you're in a drain, or any place where you have a huuuge head start, and a legit chance of escape, killing the mutt is... maybe a possibility.
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Gunner Trees
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Location: MSP
Gender: Male
DISCRETION IS A CHOICE
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 12 on 11/1/2011 2:41 AM >
| | | | Another method that works is to stop, turn around, puff out your chest, stand with authority and stare the dog in the eyes. Like Xanderrrrrr said, it is trained to run up and bite the arm of a fleeing individual. It has not been trained to bite someone who is not running or who is showing dominance or making eye contact. Those are not part of the game the dog thinks it is playing. This method is very effective when the fat lazy guard is not near by. I would not recommend trying this if the dogs master is in range of giving voice commands to the dog which would negate the dogs confusion as to why your staring at it, not running away, petting it and giving it bacon.
MAKE MSP ELEET AGAIN |
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GloWorm
Location: South from North
Sun up the cunt daily
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 13 on 11/1/2011 4:01 AM >
| | | | Posted by Gunner Trees
Another method that works is to stop, turn around, puff out your chest, stand with authority and stare the dog in the eyes.
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Flashing your canine teeth is also a show of dominance.
Let us not be confused with kaleidoscopic reality. |
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Glass
 
Location: Chicago
as one does
| | | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 14 on 11/1/2011 4:06 AM >
| | | | You'd think the kids in this thread invented trolling...
Relevant Information:
Worm Wirsbo and I scouted that place in 2009 and back then the guard dogs were no bluff... we heard barking as soon as we got out of the car. They aren't inside the main fence, but inside the buildings and back lot. It appeared the property was used for long term storage. Here's a bigger, better sign shot from back then:
Yeah, we were classier back then.
[last edit 11/1/2011 4:06 AM by Glass - edited 1 times]
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MKE_MFGng
Location: The Cream City; Mill-Town; Beer Capital, USA; Milwaukee
Gender: Male
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 16 on 11/1/2011 4:08 PM >
| | | | Whoa geez! Since when were there 15 comments on this thread? My internet must be funny or something >.<
It's pretty cool that people already scouted this place, and although there are those of you who dont seem to think this sign is an issue, it obviously is as others who have commented here said it is. This building is in the midst of a lot of possible exploration sites, and I'm not gonna try my hardest to get into the ONE building with a dog warning sign on it. It is a massive building however, and being quite old as well I would love to get into it. But there is power throughout most of the complex and I would also reason that this facility is intended for long term storage.
Dude's got the knack! |
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 17 on 11/1/2011 4:09 PM >
| | | | You need a friend that don't run so fast......or a cat.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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MKE_MFGng
Location: The Cream City; Mill-Town; Beer Capital, USA; Milwaukee
Gender: Male
| | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 18 on 11/1/2011 8:27 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
You need a friend that don't run so fast......or a cat.
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Thats not very nice junkyard! =P
Dude's got the knack! |
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Jack Strathmore
Location: Adrian, MI
Gender: Male
Good friends bail you out of jail....true friends will be with you saying, "Damn, that was fun!
| |  | Re: This is when I stop... though I wish I had more balls to go anyways.
<Reply # 19 on 11/1/2011 9:53 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
You need a friend that don't run so fast......or a cat.
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Just like they did on The Walking Dead on Sunday night......when 2 guys were hurt and were not going to get away from the zombie's the one guy shoots his friend in the leg....the zombie's get his friend and he is saved. Easy enough!
Jack Strathmore
http://www.flickr....os/jackstrathmore/ |
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