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 RescueMe1060
      
Location: San Francisco
Gender: Male
Radioactivity, its in the air for you & me
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<Reply # 20 on 6/28/2011 10:57 PM >
|  | | | step 1:get a full body massage at the nicest spa in town, maybe a happy ending if that's what you're into.
step 2: smoke a fine Cuban cigar
step 3: watch the movie UP
step 4: meet up with your BFF / BF / GF / DOG
step 5: have fun and stop worrying so much (unless you're a convicted felon, then I say to the chair with ya buddy!!)
Post Game: Get some hot chocolate, make sure it has marshmallows, and warm waffles or pancakes with lots of bacon and eggs from your nearest denny's / IHOP
[last edit 6/28/2011 10:58 PM by RescueMe1060 - edited 1 times]
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uLiveAndYouBurn
Location: Beyond
Anarchocommunist
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 21 on 6/28/2011 11:07 PM >
| | | | Posted by Samurai
are you serious?
is an abandonment, not a mission impossible episode.
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You aren't exploring like I explore.
"Aint nothin' to it but to do it"
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petticat
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Gender: Female
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 22 on 6/28/2011 11:33 PM >
| | | | in my experience, getting in and out is the only stressful part. once you're in, no one's really going to come find you. just make your exit quick and smooth and then let the tide of adrenaline catch up to you.
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 23 on 6/28/2011 11:45 PM >
| | | | Wank.
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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citrusleak
Location: Indy
Gender: Male
Indy Explorer
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 24 on 6/28/2011 11:45 PM >
| | | | It's my assumption that a single officer out on the street would not enter an abandoned building, especially something like a factory or hospital. Anyone disagree?
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metawaffle
 
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| |  | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 25 on 6/28/2011 11:54 PM >
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That's during. This discussion is about before.
http://www.longexposure.net |
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 26 on 6/29/2011 12:02 AM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
That's during. This discussion is about before.
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Before, during and after, fap off all day.
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 27 on 6/29/2011 12:08 AM >
| | | | Posted by Loki
Before, during and after, fap off all day.
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I don't disagree, but there's a danger that you'll never get out of the house in the first place.
http://www.longexposure.net |
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Adv.Pack
Location: Connecticut
Adventure Pack
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 28 on 6/29/2011 12:17 AM >
| | | | Posted by citrusleak
It's my assumption that a single officer out on the street would not enter an abandoned building, especially something like a factory hospital. Anyone disagree?
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Depends on the situation. Thats pretty much it. Be prepared for anything.
As for the anxiety; Enjoy it while it lasts, man.
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Aleksandar
Location: United States
Gender: Male
your darkest shadow, my oldest friend; the world's become ashes, this is the end.
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 29 on 6/29/2011 12:29 AM >
| | | | Posted by angrygocart
The last explore I did a federal police officer (not a security guard) said that he charges anyone going in or our of the vacant buildings. And it's a federal charge which means you have a 95% chance of being found guilty with a lot more to worry about than a payable fine.
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really? what agency? admittedly, the US has quite a number of federal agencies with domestic law enforcement mandates, but i'm having a hard time figuring out which would care about policing abandonments within the jurisdiction of a city or county... though i guess it really depends where you are. parks? DOE lands? something DHS keeps an eye on? "federal police officer" is a tricky term to use, because there's an enormous difference between city/county/state law enforcement agencies, and the very specific mandates of federal agencies (who don't simply "police" in the normal sense).
the circumstances would have to fall within a fairly narrow range, for you to actually be charged with a federal offense for exploring an abandoned building...
Freedom breeds war; and Peace, slavery. So it shall be forevermore: Men who love freedom buy it with their lives, and lovers of peace with their freedom. |
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 30 on 6/29/2011 12:32 AM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
I don't disagree, but there's a danger that you'll never get out of the house in the first place.
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Is cool, I can drive one handed.
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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WarBird69
Location: Eastern TN
Gender: Male
Atomic Bird of War
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 31 on 6/29/2011 12:34 AM >
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Because I evidently have a thing at posting creepy clowns.
When twilight draws near, when you are pushed to the very limits of your soul, when it seems that all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life:
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 32 on 6/29/2011 12:39 AM >
| | | | Posted by Loki
Is cool, I can drive one handed.
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I've never regretted driving a manual until this point. Well, I'm okay on the freeway, obviously. When I'm not texting.
http://www.longexposure.net |
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 33 on 6/29/2011 1:29 AM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
I've never regretted driving a manual until this point. Well, I'm okay on the freeway, obviously. When I'm not texting.
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I drive manual (the trick is to use your knees).
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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metawaffle
King of Puns
Location: Brisbane!
Gender: Male
Purveyor of Fine Lampshades
| | | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 34 on 6/29/2011 1:49 AM >
| | | | Posted by Loki
I drive manual (the trick is to use your knees).
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I've never heard of masturbating with your knees before, but I'll certainly give it a try next I'm in the car.
http://www.longexposure.net |
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 35 on 6/29/2011 2:25 AM >
| | | | Posted by metawaffle
I've never heard of masturbating with your knees before, but I'll certainly give it a try next I'm in the car.
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One knee for the clutch, one knee for the wheel, one hand for the gear stick, one hand for the "gear stick", chuck on cruise control and you're sweet.
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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Skye_Ann
Location: Kitchener, Ontario
Gender: Female
I seem to have Irritable Owl Syndrome...
| | | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 36 on 6/29/2011 3:23 AM >
| | | | I agree with what was previously said. After you get more experience, it becomes less nerve wracking.  I go with my fellow UER friends, so even if a situation was to occur (eg. Police, Hobos, druggies, etc.) I don't have to deal with the situation on my own.
My Blog; https://historyindecay.blogspot.com/ |
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Yield
Location: Look behind you
Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 37 on 6/29/2011 6:43 AM >
| | | | How does a mod get off saying 'we are not a support group' when somebody asks vets what they do to calm their nerves?
Seriously, between shit like this and every fucking thread in other being closed due to 'politics' and people being banned all over the place for offending other people it's like communist fucking russia on this site.
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Samurai
Vehicular Lord Rick
Location: northeastern New York
No matter where you go, there you are...
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 38 on 6/29/2011 7:01 AM >
| | | | Posted by Yield
How does a mod get off saying 'we are not a support group' when somebody asks vets what they do to calm their nerves?
Seriously, between shit like this and every fucking thread in other being closed due to 'politics' and people being banned all over the place for offending other people it's like communist fucking russia on this site.
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how'd you like to end up in Siberia?
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Yield
Location: Look behind you
Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: How to relax before exploring?
<Reply # 39 on 6/29/2011 7:23 AM >
| | | | Posted by Samurai
how'd you like to end up in Siberia?
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you don't seem displeased that's where I appear to be headed -_-'
lol
I love this place, it's just a few small things over and over again that are driving me bonkers!! it's the noob board - FREE FOR ALL!!! let them ask whatever the fuck they want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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