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 Lasso
    
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Gender: Male
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< on 6/3/2011 9:03 PM >
|  | | | As I learn more about urbex culture and try to abide to the rules of conduct... I've come to realize that I think there needs to be an addendum to those rules of conduct.
Please do not take a shit in a toilet in a building that no longer has working plumbing! I was in an abandoned farmhouse yesterday that had what I'm pretty sure was a fermenting turd floating in stagnant water... {and that white thing looks like one of those headcrabs from Halflife). And yes the entire house smelled like that.
Seriously, the farmhouse was in the middle of nowhere couldn't you go outside and squat? come on people.
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Clockwork
  
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| |  | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 1 on 6/3/2011 9:14 PM >
| | | | This might gross you out, but I sometimes take great pleasure in dropping a deuce in an abandoned building's toilet (as long as there is abandoned toilet paper still on the roll as well, and bonus if there is still hand sanitizer/soap in the abandoned dispenser by the sink).
Yeah it might seem gross to poop in a toilet that no longer functions, but I've seen lots of toilets people used before me in abandoned buildings. It's nothing new. Plus, you are at least using these abandoned facilities for their intended purpose.
It's better than pooping or pissing in a vacant room or hallway, as I've seen some people do in the past.
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Captain Stormy
Location: Chicago mostly. Sometimes Minneapolis.
Gender: Male
SO TIGHT THAT IT CHAFED
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 2 on 6/3/2011 9:43 PM >
| | | | Posted by Clockwork
It's better than pooping or pissing in a vacant room or hallway, as I've seen some people do in the past.
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I disagree. I find it better to go find a big empty room with nothing interesting in it that no one really has any reason to spend time in or pass through. Bathrooms tend to be interesting.
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Tom133t
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 3 on 6/3/2011 9:59 PM >
|  | | | So let me get this straight - you'd rather be walking along in a dark room, then -sqweck- -schlup- -plop- you step on a turd?
Guys, howabout this - just don't shit in abandoned buildings.
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IDChris
Location: Southern Idaho Wasteland
Gender: Male
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 4 on 6/3/2011 10:02 PM >
| | | | LOL, I'm guilty of "deucing" abandoned toilets. None have water, some even have broken tanks or bowls, but it doesn't stop me. Maybe in your UE supplies, pack some toilet paper (I prefer baby wipes) and a ziploc of lime powder. That's what people used to sprinkle on the "kids" to cut down on the olfactory sensation.
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jeepdave
 
Location: Anderson, SC
Gender: Male
It's also a gun.
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 5 on 6/3/2011 10:03 PM >
| | | | Somehow I thought this rule would have to do with exploring a cesspool.
Ezekiel 25:17 |
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Captain Stormy
Location: Chicago mostly. Sometimes Minneapolis.
Gender: Male
SO TIGHT THAT IT CHAFED
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 6 on 6/3/2011 10:05 PM >
| | | | Posted by Tom133t
So let me get this straight - you'd rather be walking along in a dark room, then -sqweck- -schlup- -plop- you step on a turd?
Guys, howabout this - just don't shit in abandoned buildings.
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No, because it would be a room that no one would ever be walking through...the kind of empty room where you step inside, see that there's nothing there, and walk out. Also, corners.
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 7 on 6/3/2011 10:28 PM >
| | | | Posted by Captain Stormy
No, because it would be a room that no one would ever be walking through...the kind of empty room where you step inside, see that there's nothing there, and walk out. Also, corners.
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I hope you're joking.
Bathrooms are not interesting. They tend to look alike quite often. There are some rare bathrooms with interesting features (I've seen them with awesome 60's wallpaper, weird woodwork, or even cool huge mirrors) but those are uncommon. A typical stall filled bathroom is typical and boring. Often the toilets are already smashed to bits ( I don't understand why that is a trend in abandonments). Pooping in a toilet beats "squatting outside" any day of the week.
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Price
Location: Houston,TX
Gender: Male
Urbex: Keeping record of things most people have forgotten.
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 8 on 6/3/2011 10:36 PM >
| | | | YARRR PIRATES BE TAKING THE TOILET PIECES FER DA IVORY YARRRRRR
YARRRRR IVORY TOILETS
YAR
“It still amazes me how many millions goes to discovering another star in the galaxies when, for all we know, we are still sitting on top of another undiscovered world beneath our feet.”
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shotgun mario
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
MSP Elite™ Card-Carrying Member
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 9 on 6/3/2011 11:12 PM >
| | | | er'body poops, and BM's just happen sometimes, be it convenient or inconvenient timing. Maybe you need to learn to accept poop is a fact of life, and that extends into exploring as well. Explorers aren't the only ones who go in buildings, and they're far from the only ones who poop in them. Scrappers poop (when they're not stealing toilets), vandals poop (when they're not smashing toilets), hobos poop (poop usually doesn't make it in toilets, or anywhere near a toilet), racoons poop (all over the toilets, and anything else they damn please), and I piss all over my favorite parts of buildings so everyone else knows what's mine.
Maybe sometime in the future you'll change your mind when YOU end up with the shits. Maybe one day you'll be on a multi-state roadtrip to visit your "UER Holy Grail" and pick up a gas station burrito for breakfast, only to find that 10 minutes into your UE destination you've gotta take a shit. You've got to make a decision: to poop in the toilet of your favorite building, desecrating the holiest of holy abandoned toilets in your mind, or shit your pants? I think you'd come to that decision pretty quick ;)
(Just wait until you have to sacrifice a sock (or two!) for toilet paper  )
Besides, that's likely to be the last time that that toilet ever gets to preform it's duty of doody-catcher, and you don't want to deny the the toilets of that opportunity, would you? It's what a toilet's sole job is life is, and you want to deny them that final opportunity to make them feel required, even LOVED by us who enjoy shitting in abandoned buildings... just so YOU have the convenience of not having to encounter a floater (or more likely bowl- squatter).
It's thoughts like that that are downright COMMUNIST I tell ya, COMMUNIST!
[last edit 6/3/2011 11:16 PM by shotgun mario - edited 2 times]
If you want to protect the locations you love to explore, don't talk about them online in public!
If you want to make exploring friends, send people private messages! Meet up in real life! Get off the internet!
Don't try to have a UER e-penis! You won't impress anyone! This especially means you, Minneapolis MN newbies! |
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 10 on 6/4/2011 1:51 AM >
| | | | LOL
I love Shotgun Mario. That was awesome!
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hydrotherapy
 
Clever Girl
Location: Circle of Least Confusion
RPS is inside all of us
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 11 on 6/4/2011 2:31 AM >
| | | | And to the rookie forum this goes.
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down. |
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Captain_Slow
The infamous Buttram Manfist
Location: Dallas, Tx
Gender: Male
Obviously capable of mediocre things.
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 12 on 6/4/2011 2:38 AM >
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fedge
Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada
Gender: Male
you blight up my life™®
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 13 on 6/4/2011 3:08 AM >
| | | | This one time, in bum camp...
18-odd Years Of UER-ing! |
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Lasso
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 14 on 6/4/2011 3:20 AM >
| | | | Posted by hydrotherapy
And to the rookie forum this goes.
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ok? Sorry to distract the main forum readers from people dying in shit, I'll keep general shit talk to the rookie forum where I belong 
Shotgun Mario: you have made me rethink my shit hating ways... I now have a greater respect for that abandoned porcelain still trying to do it's job long after everyone else has given up on it <salute>
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CatAndTie
Location: Southeastern PA
Gender: Male
LifeInDecay. com
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 15 on 6/4/2011 3:50 AM >
| | | | When you gotta go, you gotta go. That's all there is too it. Do it in a respectable place though. At least off to the side or something.
Always bring toilet paper.
"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." - Andre Gide |
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Price
Location: Houston,TX
Gender: Male
Urbex: Keeping record of things most people have forgotten.
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 16 on 6/4/2011 3:53 AM >
| | | | i look at it like this
id rather have something come out my butt while in an abandonment , than something go in my butt.
“It still amazes me how many millions goes to discovering another star in the galaxies when, for all we know, we are still sitting on top of another undiscovered world beneath our feet.”
-Martin Dansky (1952) |
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fedge
Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada
Gender: Male
you blight up my life™®
| | | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 17 on 6/4/2011 8:14 AM >
| | | | Posted by Price
id rather have something come out my butt while in an abandonment , than something go in my butt. |
Words to live by where ever you happen to be! No offense to the homosexuals among us, of course.
18-odd Years Of UER-ing! |
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SoylentWhite
Gender: Male
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 18 on 6/4/2011 3:37 PM >
| | | | I dont know whats worse, crap in a old toilet with stagnant water, or seeing someone's fecal matter on the toilet seat.
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NotBatman
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
Secret Cult Member
| | Re: Number Two Rule
<Reply # 19 on 6/4/2011 8:25 PM >
| | | | Posted by SoylentWhite
I dont know whats worse, crap in a old toilet with stagnant water, or seeing someone's fecal matter on the toilet seat.
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I was at work one day and had to take care of some dire business. There are two stalls in our restroom: one big cozy handicap stall where I can really stretch out and relax while I take care of business, and a dark, cramped stall that closes around you like a smelly coffin. I entered the handicap stall to find that the seat was smeared with pure horror.
I noticed it in time, hitched up my pants and scooted around to the dingy, unwelcoming stall where I took care of my misdeeds as quickly as I was able and got the hell out.
While I was washing my hands, another guy from the office came in to do something terrible. He also chose the roomier handicap stall first.
But he did not check to make sure the seat was clean.
He still kind of grosses me out...
I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself. |
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