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 Intrinsic
      
Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 20 on 2/2/2010 9:56 PM >
|  | | | "G'day mate, It's Lord Rick. I was just taking some photos of your abandoned building here with my orb sensing camera. Aww crickey, don't call the police on me mate I didn't know it was private property. Eer, have a look at my electric eel." ... and then go on to talk about orbs and spirits until security falls asleep.
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MutantMandias
 
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 21 on 2/2/2010 10:12 PM >
| | | | Posted by Intrinsic
"G'day mate, It's Lord Rick. I was just taking some photos of your abandoned building here with my orb sensing camera. Aww crickey, don't call the police on me mate I didn't know it was private property. Eer, have a look at my electric eel." ... and then go on to talk about orbs and spirits until security falls asleep.
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Finally some good advice. STICKY THIS!
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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aurelie
Location: pacific northwest
Gender: Female
high tech:: low life.
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<Reply # 22 on 2/2/2010 11:39 PM >
| | | | Posted by Intrinsic
Eer, have a look at my electric eel.
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Innuendo goes here.
reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive.
loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing. |
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trent
I'm Trent! Get Bent!
Location: Drainwhale hunting
Gender: Male
Not on UER anymore.
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<Reply # 23 on 2/3/2010 1:24 PM >
| | | | Are those his photoshopped sun glasses?
He who rules the underground, rules the city above.
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Tamara
Location: Toronto
Gender: Female
Blindly Ever Onward
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<Reply # 24 on 2/3/2010 6:45 PM >
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blindly ever onward |
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jcvh1992
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 25 on 2/3/2010 10:53 PM >
| | | | LOL at Tamara
Yeah.. I guess i shouldn't really think about security that much
[last edit 2/3/2010 10:55 PM by jcvh1992 - edited 1 times]
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hatsumi
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<Reply # 26 on 2/3/2010 11:40 PM >
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he wouldn't be australian, we'd feed him to our wildlife in a heartbeat
drainasaurus maximus |
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Wilk
Location: NYC
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 27 on 2/3/2010 11:44 PM >
| | | | Posted by bfinan0
I would use the search function on UER
http://www.uer.ca/..._search1.asp?fid=1
to search for one of the many threads on getting caught. Or look right below this one on UER Main, there's one right there.
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BUUUUUUUUUURN
Ready for liftoff
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Wormgear
Location: Scarborough - Toronto, Ontario
Gender: Male
Insane In The Drain
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<Reply # 28 on 2/5/2010 4:58 AM >
| | | | Just go around wearing coveralls, a safety vest, a hardhat, and carry a clipboard. Nobody will ever, ever bother you.
Or if you're exploring a not quite abandoned building, find a mop and bucket in a janitor's closet and bring it with you. Whistle off-key and speak broken english.
wormgear -noun, verb (slang)
1. Boots, coveralls, and other frequently muddy gear worn by drainers ("Take off your filthy worm gear!")
2. The act of getting unstuck in a corrugated metal pipe, in which case the only escape is having your buddies spin you around like a corkscrew |
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aurelie
Location: pacific northwest
Gender: Female
high tech:: low life.
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<Reply # 29 on 2/5/2010 5:17 AM >
| | | | Posted by Wormgear
Just go around wearing coveralls, a safety vest, a hardhat, and carry a clipboard. Nobody will ever, ever bother you.
Or if you're exploring a not quite abandoned building, find a mop and bucket in a janitor's closet and bring it with you. Whistle off-key and speak broken english.
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That only works if you you the part, or at least, can look the part with some stretch of imagination. I don't think i'll ever be believable as a construction worker or janitor.
reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive.
loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing. |
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 30 on 2/5/2010 5:47 AM >
| | | | Posted by aurelie
That only works if you you the part, or at least, can look the part with some stretch of imagination. I don't think i'll ever be believable as a construction worker or janitor.
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Maybe an Indian Chief?
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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Yield
Location: Look behind you
Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
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<Reply # 31 on 2/5/2010 5:54 PM >
| | | | Posted by jcvh1992
What if someone(like the security officer, owner, or police) came up to you while you were urban exploring and you start a conversation and you say that you are taking pictures. Then he asks, "You know you are trespassing right?"
What would you do?
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1- make sure mindhacker is your driver
2- shut up and let him do the talking
3- learn from his example. The next time a crazy hick officer in high-viz catches you on the wrong side of a road block he had previously locked himself, ask him how to get to the state park.
"but, wait...THIS ISN'T THE PARK?! But my gps..and the map.....how do I get to the park then? okay I'll be going now. Bye"
Usually they will say "this is private property" or "you aren't supposed to be here" not "you are trespassing" to which you could say "oh I'm sorry I didn't know" or "I'm lost, can you help me find the ____?"
Dressing up doesn't always work, and sometimes it gets you in more trouble. Impersonating a public official is usually a more punishable offense. Check your local laws. If you get caught and they ask you why you have a safety vest and hard hat on, just say it's for safety purposes.
Yield's Peer Review:
~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties.
~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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rainman8889
Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
Bye for now.
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<Reply # 33 on 2/6/2010 2:47 PM >
| | | | Posted by TheVicariousVadder
"I thought this was STATE Property?"
"It is."
"Well, as tax paying citizen of this state; I'm going to have to ask you to leave my property, officer."
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And if the owner or security officer replied "No it's private property", what then?
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. |
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rainman8889
Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
Bye for now.
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<Reply # 34 on 2/6/2010 3:00 PM >
| | | | Posted by jcvh1992
What if someone(like the security officer, owner, or police) came up to you while you were urban exploring and you start a conversation and you say that you are taking pictures. Then he asks, "You know you are trespassing right?"
What would you do?
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I would apologize for my intrusion saying I wasn't aware, and ask if I may continue taking pictures.
If the person says "Yes", great and follow up with a "Thank you".
If the person says "No", then I leave.
It's not trespassing unless you see and ignore the signage stating "No trespassing" or if you ignore or otherwise refuse to comply with the person's request to leave. Usually, most guards (myself included) prefer that you just leave when requested.
And for those who like to bluff, be careful, it can blow up in your face. I've had people claiming to be tenants, owners and shareholders demanding access to restricted areas of the buildings I've worked at (ie roof, mechanicals, storage) and I had one lady who was a real estate agent demanding access to the property manager's office after hours as she wanted access to the resident information. I denied her that access and asked her to leave. She threatened to have me arrested claiming I was obliged under law to produce that information. I told her that they can arrest me when they arrive as I'm calling them myself to have her removed from the property. She left very quickly. The report I submitted to the property manager resulted in her being called and told she's no longer welcome at the building for any reason. Think of the lost business for her.
Arresting someone or even calling the cops leads to a lot of paperwork that usually is done after the shift is over with no pay and is a royal pain in the ass. Also, having to testify in court means at least one day's lost pay.
[last edit 2/6/2010 3:02 PM by rainman8889 - edited 1 times]
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. |
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand
Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
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<Reply # 35 on 2/6/2010 3:43 PM >
| | | | Posted by rainman8889
And if the owner or security officer replied "No it's private property", what then?
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"I'm sorry, I thought this land was owned by the state, I guess I'll be leaving."
"But officer all these signs around the property say 'State Property: No Trespassing' Not 'Private Property: No Trespassing'. State taxes pay for this land, making the state the landowner and taxpayers it's tenants. If I did not work, reside, or do business inside this state then I would be trespassing. And as it's tenant I'm going to have to ask you to leave me in peace. It could even be proposed that I unwillingly pay taxes for this property and as such the state has forcibly made myself and other taxpayers tenants for this property. I am only making use of land that I am forced to pay for; if the state does not want it's tenants to be on this property, then they should sell this property a third party, because as long as I am a tenant of this property, I cannot be trespassing."
I hardly think it would work and would probably result in handcuffs but it is an interesting proposal.
And if you did your research right beforehand, you'd know if it is land owned by the state or managed by a state agency.
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
escensi omnis... |
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 36 on 2/6/2010 5:32 PM >
| | | | Posted by rainman8889
It's not trespassing unless you see and ignore the signage stating "No trespassing"
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Good luck with that defense.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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rainman8889
Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
Bye for now.
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<Reply # 37 on 2/6/2010 8:20 PM >
| | | | Posted by MutantMandias
Good luck with that defense.
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True there. That's why I always look for signage.
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. |
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 38 on 2/6/2010 8:30 PM >
| | | | Posted by rainman8889
True there. That's why I always look for signage.
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If there have been reasonable precautions made to prevent entry to a property, a sign is not necessary.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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rainman8889
Location: H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
Bye for now.
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<Reply # 39 on 2/7/2010 12:05 AM >
| | | | Posted by MutantMandias
If there have been reasonable precautions made to prevent entry to a property, a sign is not necessary.
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Good point there. Ie locked doors, boarded up windows/doors not to mention a fence can take the place of a sign.
Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back. |
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