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 AggiePhil
Location: College Station, TX
Gender: Male
Texas Aggie
 |  |  |  | Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
< on 12/26/2009 3:34 PM >
|  | | | A lot of y'all here are extremely knowledgeable about all the different respirators and filters, so I need your expertise. Short of using an SCBA setup, what would be the best option for entering a house/apartment/building where a dead body had been cooking for a few days? I'm obviously not as much worried about protecting myself as I am about just avoiding the smell that we all hate so much. Thanks in advance.
ETA: this relates to my job. LOL
[last edit 12/26/2009 3:45 PM by AggiePhil - edited 1 times]
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Uncle Goose
   
Location: Ghent, Belgium
Gender: Male
The Goose knows best.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 1 on 12/26/2009 6:29 PM >
| | | | A filter against organic vapours would work, these are in most cases combined with a P3 filter against particles. You could get a more extensive one like against Organic/Inorganic vapours but I guess it's only to get rid of the smell.
A 1000 days of sorrow can disapear in a split second, it takes only one person to make it happen. |
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Skold
  
Location: Toronto
Gender: Female
done.
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 2 on 12/26/2009 7:14 PM >
| | | | Obvious serial killer is obvious.
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makman
Location: Rochester, NY
Gender: Male
I live alone with a criminal
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 3 on 12/26/2009 7:16 PM >
| | | | What goose said: organic. You probably don't need to pay for a full-on organic filter, but get some normal particulate respirator (anywhere from n95 to p100 would be fine and pretty cheap) that has a "Nuisance organic filter." Those won't do much against bioweapons, but they're meant to at least minimize smells.
Alternately, you could could clean up your dead hookers immediately after you kill them- saves a lot of effort and cleanup.
Be careful, not safe.
"Urbex- so much fun that it should be illegal." |
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musket boy
 
Location: Maui
Gender: Male
It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor
| | | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 4 on 12/26/2009 7:28 PM >
| | | | if i was a dead body i wouldn't be to worried about breathing in anything bad
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Rinzler
Location: New Jersey
Nomad
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 5 on 12/26/2009 10:38 PM >
| | | | Well now....just go to a Home Depot or Lowes and they can help you out.
I read the title and was like wtf? Or you can do what Jeff Dahmer did and refrigerate them right away or just ignore it and have your neighbors call the cops on you lol
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aurelie
Location: pacific northwest
Gender: Female
high tech:: low life.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 6 on 12/26/2009 10:46 PM >
| | | | you know, i too would be interested in one of these. For...work.
very important work.
(no but really, i'm serious.)
reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive.
loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing. |
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Drooldog
Gender: Male
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 7 on 12/27/2009 12:03 AM >
| | | | Get use to the smell. My dad is amazing when it comes to spotting out dead shit. Plus his horror stories of finding week old bodies and stuff makes me gag.
[last edit 12/27/2009 12:03 AM by Drooldog - edited 1 times]
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HerbLaur
Just boobs.
Location: No Damn Good
I'd call you a cunt but you have nowhere near the depth or warmth.
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 8 on 12/27/2009 12:20 AM >
| | | | Vicks Vapo-Rub
best friend of cops everywhere?
I’m quite positive that you’ve slept with someone uglier than me, and I’m sure I’ve slept with someone hotter than you. So let’s just call it a draw. |
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CagedPsycho
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Gender: Male
G.H.U.L.S.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 9 on 12/27/2009 12:49 AM >
| | | | Posted by HerbLaur
Vicks Vapo-Rub
best friend of cops everywhere?
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Is well known to cause post trauma. The smell of vicks may cause some one to become really sick because it reminds them of the disturbing job they once had
The caged being inside of you must break free from his shackles, for our partial sanity or pseudo-sanity, if so applies, cannot contain it forever without repercussion of mental breakdown. |
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don_corleyone
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 10 on 12/27/2009 3:31 AM >
| | | | whenever a dear body has been cooking, i use my grenades. you have to blow that shit up. don't explore it, just blow it up. BOOM!
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Aleksandar
Location: United States
Gender: Male
your darkest shadow, my oldest friend; the world's become ashes, this is the end.
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 11 on 12/27/2009 5:26 AM >
| | | | your average p-100 & organic vapors combo filter masks will suffice, just make sure you've got a tight seal -- use vaseline around the rubber muzzle if you need to.
another option is to use science and transform into a komodo dragon, they love dead meat and the smell will be wonderful to you. if you can't afford the science, then try cannibalism as a last resort.
Freedom breeds war; and Peace, slavery. So it shall be forevermore: Men who love freedom buy it with their lives, and lovers of peace with their freedom. |
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand
Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 12 on 12/27/2009 5:36 AM >
| | | | For shats and giggles, I've used a respirator at work when some customer felt the need to shit allover the wall and they sent me into clean it up ... it didn't work very well. The smell still came through (not as bad though)
I switched from the respirator to a grill towel with hand sanitizer on it no smell at all.
Strong cologne or aftershave on a bandanna will work far better.
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
escensi omnis... |
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CagedPsycho
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Gender: Male
G.H.U.L.S.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 13 on 12/27/2009 2:29 PM >
| | | | Posted by TheVicariousVadder
For shats and giggles, I've used a respirator at work when some customer felt the need to shit allover the wall and they sent me into clean it up ... it didn't work very well. The smell still came through (not as bad though)
I switched from the respirator to a grill towel with hand sanitizer on it no smell at all.
Strong cologne or aftershave on a bandanna will work far better.
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What do you do for a
living? I have had some similar experiences and I think we could have some stories to share lol
The caged being inside of you must break free from his shackles, for our partial sanity or pseudo-sanity, if so applies, cannot contain it forever without repercussion of mental breakdown. |
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Oryx
Location: Who knows
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| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 14 on 12/27/2009 4:22 PM >
| | | | Without trying to sound too creepy, this thread is pretty interesting.
My friends dad used to be a cop and told me about a time when they investigated an old folks home where the body of an old man was left to cook in scorching august heat. He said NOTHING helped to avoid the smell of the partially liquified body. Nothing.
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bonnie&clyde
Location: 510 & 415
Cleverly disguised as responsible adults
| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 15 on 12/27/2009 4:48 PM >
|  | | | | Posted by Aleksandar
use vaseline around the rubber muzzle if you need to.
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Bad idea if you want your resperator to last. The petroleum jelly will break down the rubber seal. Make sure it fits proper. do a negitive air test. Remove filters & hold hand over intakes. Mask should suck in. Good seal is key. I wear one all day @ work. Clyde
The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?
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Oryx
Location: Who knows
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| | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 16 on 12/27/2009 9:29 PM >
| | | | Posted by bonnie&clyde
Bad idea if you want your resperator to last. The petroleum jelly will break down the rubber seal. Make sure it fits proper. do a negitive air test. Remove filters & hold hand over intakes. Mask should suck in. Good seal is key. I wear one all day @ work. Clyde
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Also really great to know
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand
Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 17 on 12/27/2009 10:06 PM >
| | | | Posted by CagedPsycho
What do you do for a
living? I have had some similar experiences and I think we could have some stories to share lol
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http://www.uer.ca/...ay=1&where=regular
^ The good stuff starts the third post...
[last edit 12/27/2009 10:07 PM by \/adder - edited 1 times]
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
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AggiePhil
Location: College Station, TX
Gender: Male
Texas Aggie
| | | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 18 on 12/27/2009 11:43 PM >
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"Found 0 results."
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand
Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: Not Quite UE Related: Need Advice on Best Respirators/Filters for Dead Bodies
<Reply # 19 on 12/28/2009 12:18 AM >
| | | | Posted by AggiePhil
"Found 0 results."
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Ahhh cause it's an Other (FM) thread.
Anyways I work at Mcdonalds and it was a search that extracted my posts and stories from the (almost archived) Mcdonalds thread
"No risk, no reward, no fun."
"Go all the way or walk away"
escensi omnis... |
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