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 Crab_Soul
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< on 3/22/2009 6:13 PM >
|  | | | well we went to continue to the tunnel we deemed the mario tunnel. as the area has alot of green paint around it and the manhole sticks out above ground.
my brother and his friend were both small and were able to climb up the vines 10 ft to the top. I on the other hand am a 6'4" guy with a long waist so my uper body stregnth didnt allow me to. i had to walk around onto a trainbridge get down from there.
we had a 4th guy comeing but he took forever. and we had to be home by 8:00. so by the time he got there we had to abandoned the tunnel plan and explore something quicker.
we all climbed out somewhere. i looked over the side under a train bridge and a homeless guy looked strait at me. i kinda was like whoa.. and backed away. there was a whole homeless camp. the other guys were walking on the rocks of the train tracks makeing really loud noise so i told them to stfu. and get on the grass. and they are too stupid to just do it and had to ask why.. and i told them about hobos. and they didnt care. and one of them threw a rock like a moron. so i told them its a hobos best interest to kill your ass and go to jail. hot meals and a bed.. and no death penalty...
but as we kept going we saw a crazy huge factory... so we ran over to look at it. i have no idea if its abandoned or not. but its pretty old. and my moron team mates didnt turn of there freakin flashlights or atleast keep them in a position so they arent flickering all over the place.
one guys excuse is "i dont care about getting cought" chyea.. say that to the old man who guards one of the places around here with a shotgun full of rocksalt.
but. out of the corner of my eye i saw THIS
it was a brand new freakin mustang but the front had been smashed and the insides burn out.
i wonder if its for a movie or something.. or it just crashed and cought on fire.. and they dumped it in the factorys lot.
my brother was takeing most of the pictures and really freakin sucked at it... i dunno why he didnt take any of the factory.
all of a sudden a train was comeing so i had to snap a few of the car myself while the other guys tried to run off without me. but luckly i got a few and ran past before the train got near to block me.
[last edit 3/22/2009 6:25 PM by Crab_Soul - edited 1 times]
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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Allva
   
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Gender: Male
I have my moments.
| |  | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 1 on 3/22/2009 6:33 PM >
|  | | | Amazing.
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Raticus
    
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Location: Tyler
Gender: Male
Ratus exploricus abandonae
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 2 on 3/22/2009 6:37 PM >
| | | | Damn trains. Almost messed up our adventure yesterday. And to top it off, I think we were actually close to being captured by a nostril exploring security guard. Seriously.
Mr. Knuckles was in the gang, he can verify this.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something. |
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Bustedknuckle
 
Location: The Lone Star State
Gender: Male
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"
| | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 3 on 3/22/2009 6:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by Crab_Soul
my brother and his friend were both small and were able to climb up the vines 10 ft to the top. I on the other hand am a 6'4" guy with a long waist so my uper body stregnth didnt allow me to.
What the hell does 6'4" have to do with anything?
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[last edit 3/22/2009 6:50 PM by Bustedknuckle - edited 1 times]
"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it" |
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Bustedknuckle
Location: The Lone Star State
Gender: Male
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"
| | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 4 on 3/22/2009 6:52 PM >
| | | | Posted by Raticus
Damn trains. Almost messed up our adventure yesterday. And to top it off, I think we were actually close to being captured by a nostril exploring security guard. Seriously.
Mr. Knuckles was in the gang, he can verify this.
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Yes this is fact, we also found an abandoned red 1977 Pontiac Trans Am. Rat, I thought about running and hiding until the coast was clear but since Im 6'4" with a long waist I remembered that I couldnt.
"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it" |
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NorthBayNobody
Location: right behind you
we never listen
| |  | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 5 on 3/22/2009 6:52 PM >
| | | | judging by the writing on the side of the car, it looks like that mustangs been in an impound lot
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Crab_Soul
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 6 on 3/22/2009 6:59 PM >
| | | | my hight plus the fact that i have the hight becouse of my extra virtebre makes pulling my body up with my upper body is near impossible. i cant even touch my own toes without bending my knees. my fingers are about 5 inches up from touching my toes.
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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Raticus
Moderator
Location: Tyler
Gender: Male
Ratus exploricus abandonae
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 7 on 3/22/2009 7:03 PM >
| | | | Posted by Bustedknuckle
Yes this is fact, we also found an abandoned red 1977 Pontiac Trans Am. Rat, I thought about running and hiding until the coast was clear but since Im 6'4" with a long waist I remembered that I couldnt.
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I think you could have made it. People find it within themselves to do what seems to be impossible when faced with desperate situations.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something. |
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Bustedknuckle
Location: The Lone Star State
Gender: Male
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"
| | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 8 on 3/22/2009 7:05 PM >
| | | | Excuses are like assholes dude.
"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it" |
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Crab_Soul
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 9 on 3/22/2009 7:09 PM >
| | | | uhh you dont understand. i tried. i was practicly hanging upside down. my brother had my feet. and i was holding on to two vines. my brother friend tried to pull me up by my had but he was too weak to pull me up. and plus the fact i know my brother wasnt realy doing shit for holding my feet so i was basicly pushing the vines downward and my self upwards. if i had two more arms to hold me up i could have done it. but if i had let one hand go i was about to fall 8 ft down on my head.
no excuses. just weaknesses.
hideing is easy... try climbing... and try going throgh a 4 foot tunnel hunched over for over an hour and try not resting... without loseing bloodflow to your spine..
and i was retarded for really attempting the climb since i lost most of my energy doing it. i was woosy my hands were shakeing for a while afterwords. so its probubly a good idea we didnt go down the tunnel that day since i would have trouble gripping the rebar ladder
[last edit 3/22/2009 7:14 PM by Crab_Soul - edited 3 times]
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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cr400
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Gender: Male
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 10 on 3/22/2009 7:20 PM >
| | | | The Important thing is, You were out doing something and enjoying life. You weren't sitting at home watching TV, drinking beer and farting in the same key as the commercials, not that I haven't done that very same thing. But being out and aboot is so much better.
You can see a million miles tonite, but you can't get very far.
Honorary member of UER lifetime acheivement award winning, 2Xplorations and Guide Services, Texas. |
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Bustedknuckle
Location: The Lone Star State
Gender: Male
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"
| | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 11 on 3/22/2009 7:28 PM >
| | | | Ok then I am just going to recant to my original statement to your first SuperMario thread....
Posted by Bustedknuckle
Sounds like you're in the wrong profession bro.
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"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it" |
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Crab_Soul
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 12 on 3/22/2009 9:33 PM >
| | | | well... all i can say is drive your ass to louisiana. and ill show you..
and maby you can say hello to the hobos at the hobo camp? oh and all you can bring is a swiss army knife and a hachet since thats all i had...
and if i was gone? who the hell would you pick on?
[last edit 3/22/2009 9:34 PM by Crab_Soul - edited 2 times]
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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Bustedknuckle
Location: The Lone Star State
Gender: Male
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"
| | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 13 on 3/22/2009 9:54 PM >
| | | | Posted by Crab_Soul
well... all i can say is drive your ass to louisiana. and ill show you..
and maby you can say hello to the hobos at the hobo camp? oh and all you can bring is a swiss army knife and a hachet since thats all i had...
and if i was gone? who the hell would you pick on?
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LMAO, Crabz are you going to kick my ass Mario and Luigi style?
Not picking on you...call it very very very constructive criticism with a shitload of sarcasm mixed in.
"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it" |
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Crab_Soul
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 14 on 3/22/2009 9:55 PM >
| | | | no.. im going to kick your ass legend of zelda style.
[last edit 3/22/2009 10:05 PM by Crab_Soul - edited 1 times]
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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NorthBayNobody
Location: right behind you
we never listen
| | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 15 on 3/22/2009 11:17 PM >
| | | | Posted by Crab_Soul
oh and all you can bring is a swiss army knife and a hachet since thats all i had...
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whoa you roll with a hatchet? you're a lunatic !!!! haha i don't mean any offense that's just a brutal melee weapon !!!
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Crab_Soul
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 16 on 3/22/2009 11:19 PM >
| | | | nah i just brought it for cutting some vines in our favor.
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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musket boy
Location: Maui
Gender: Male
It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor
| |  | | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 17 on 3/22/2009 11:33 PM >
| | | | you don't need weapons to walk into a camp of hobos dude
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Crab_Soul
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 18 on 3/22/2009 11:49 PM >
| | | | uhh huh... sure... come to louisiana where we have the skitophrinics that think they are being attacked and fight back...
plus im sure if you walk into there territory as an outsider they may feel disrespected and retaliate..
thats like saying you dont need weapons to walk into a gang hideout...
I saw a breathing lump under a blanket, what could it be? - 1 hobo - 2 dwarf hobos - 8 racoons - 443 rats - 896 mice or 11 rat kings?
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Raticus
Moderator
Location: Tyler
Gender: Male
Ratus exploricus abandonae
| | Re: Adventures in mario world
<Reply # 19 on 3/23/2009 1:31 PM >
| | | | Let's let this thread die quietly and fade into history so I don't have to lock it.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools speak because they have to say something. |
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