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 Captain Obvious
    
Location: among the tank farms
Gender: Male
in ur xbox...there are midgets
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<Reply # 20 on 2/2/2008 2:52 AM >
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How did you cut your ass?
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Attempted self-tattoo, most likely.
Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.
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Emma Peel
    
Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.
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<Reply # 21 on 2/2/2008 4:04 AM >
| | | | Posted by monster
How did you cut your ass?
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It is Glass. Somebody prolly said, "I'll cutchyoo" and he challenged them. That'll learn him ... :-p
Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags. |
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
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<Reply # 22 on 2/2/2008 9:22 AM >
| | | | Posted by monster
How did you cut your ass?
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It was a draining mishap; his ass found some glass (or something equally sharp).
During his recovery he never took the injury sitting down, and was back on his feet in no time!
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
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<Reply # 23 on 2/4/2008 8:42 PM >
| | | | It's a puncture-rip wound caused by sliding down a steep drain and being brought to stop by a pencil-sized piece of steel rebar. It went in smooth, then my momentum twisted it inside of me before it ripped out. It's now a long scar from the middle of my right buttock to near the bottom.
As far as first aid goes, I got back to my car where I had a couple first aid kits (there specifically for UE accidents). I shot in some topical antibiotic and wrapped 5' of gauze around myself, which instantly became soaked in blood, so I took a junk jacket out of the trunk and sat on that, bleeding more or less freely until I got back into my apartment.
There, I washed it out (lots of leaves in it, for some reason) and put some gauze on it, taped it on, and layed on my stomach wondering whether I wanted to go to the hospital or not.
Long story short, I just kept putting antibiotic on it, gauzing it up and such, and eventually it got infected (of course). So I went to a clinic where they cut off the dead part of my butt (size of my thumb) and razored off a lot of the rest of the semi-healed infected part. So there I was, a month after getting my ass torn out, having a sexy nurse dig in my butt with a razor blade.
Moral of the story? First aid only goes so far. The picture I posted covers the worst parts.
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RochesterUE
Gender: Male
I'm a piggie!
| | Re: Simple UER First Aid
<Reply # 24 on 2/4/2008 9:13 PM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
So there I was, a month after getting my ass torn out, having a sexy nurse dig in my butt with a razor blade. |
We supposed to feel bad for your mishap?!
http://cat.org.au/~predator/approach.txt
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop... |
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
| | | Re: Simple UER First Aid
<Reply # 25 on 2/5/2008 11:57 AM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
It's a puncture-rip wound caused by sliding down a steep drain and being brought to stop by a pencil-sized piece of steel rebar. It went in smooth, then my momentum twisted it inside of me before it ripped out. It's now a long scar from the middle of my right buttock to near the bottom.
As far as first aid goes, I got back to my car where I had a couple first aid kits (there specifically for UE accidents). I shot in some topical antibiotic and wrapped 5' of gauze around myself, which instantly became soaked in blood, so I took a junk jacket out of the trunk and sat on that, bleeding more or less freely until I got back into my apartment.
There, I washed it out (lots of leaves in it, for some reason) and put some gauze on it, taped it on, and layed on my stomach wondering whether I wanted to go to the hospital or not.
Long story short, I just kept putting antibiotic on it, gauzing it up and such, and eventually it got infected (of course). So I went to a clinic where they cut off the dead part of my butt (size of my thumb) and razored off a lot of the rest of the semi-healed infected part. So there I was, a month after getting my ass torn out, having a sexy nurse dig in my butt with a razor blade.
Moral of the story? First aid only goes so far. The picture I posted covers the worst parts.
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JEEEESZE, I had no idea that it had got that nasty; your lucky, had the infection got to bone, or became disseminated you had been fucked.
Ain't like they can amputate your torso.
That damn thing sounded like it would have needed 20-30 stitches, plus a couple internal ones.
It could have been much worst, you make a case for kevlar protected pants!
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
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<Reply # 26 on 2/5/2008 2:47 PM >
| | | | Posted by RochesterUE
We supposed to feel bad for your mishap?!
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If I was a masochist, it would have turned into a very haphazard situation!
I'm just happy that it wasn't 4" to the left... there'd be no way my testes would have survived. I think Av would make me a star, though (or at least a custom title) if I lost a ball or two in the line of duty. Hey, wait! *cuts one off*
Can I be special now? :-C
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Emma Peel
Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.
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<Reply # 27 on 2/5/2008 7:52 PM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
Can I be special now? :-C
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Weren't you already "special" to begin with??
Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags. |
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
| | | Re: Simple UER First Aid
<Reply # 28 on 2/6/2008 5:52 AM >
| | | | Posted by Emma Peel
Weren't you already "special" to begin with??
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I wish you could go back to being the mod who said nothing instead of the one who tried to "burn" me whenever I tried to say anything interesting.
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Emma Peel
Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.
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<Reply # 29 on 2/6/2008 6:01 AM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
I wish you could go back to being the mod who said nothing instead of the one who tried to "burn" me whenever I tried to say anything interesting.
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Oooh, ouch. I was just kidding, man, chill. Besides that, I never tried to "burn you" when you tried to say anything. I do recall getting people to lay off of you, though! And you thanking me! But okay. Whatever you say. If you want to discuss this further, we can take it to PMs.
Now ... back to Simple UER (UER or UEer?) First Aid!
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Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags. |
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TrixieSparrow
Location: Hamilton, ON
Gender: Female
I guess.
| | Re: Simple UER First Aid
<Reply # 30 on 2/6/2008 6:06 AM >
| | | | Posted by Glass
blahblahblahroughbuttsecksblahblahblah
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The moral of this story is on site first aid kits can deal with minor wounds and can give you the time you need to either get to the hospital or get an ambulance if it is a major wound. Either way, they are always a good thing to have around. That and lube.
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
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<Reply # 31 on 2/6/2008 2:08 PM >
| | | | Posted by Tracy.
The moral of this story is on site first aid kits can deal with minor wounds and can give you the time you need to either get to the hospital or get an ambulance if it is a major wound. Either way, they are always a good thing to have around. That and lube.
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For a wound like that you need a battle dressing!
The best thing for an urban first aid kit is lots of water; always carry at least a pint with you at all times. A bunch of paper towels, and your good to go.
People, know when to go to the hospital. Severe puncture wounds or head/neck injuries, bleeders (a bad sign), large or 3rd degree burns, any lose of functionality (nerve, bone, or tendon/ligament), and deep lacerations need pro treatment.
Permanent damage, lots of needless suffering, and even death can result from being too hammer-headed!
Worse, not all nurses are pretty or young females
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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TrixieSparrow
Location: Hamilton, ON
Gender: Female
I guess.
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<Reply # 32 on 2/6/2008 9:34 PM >
| | | | Posted by blackhawk
For a wound like that you need a battle dressing!
The best thing for an urban first aid kit is lots of water; always carry at least a pint with you at all times. A bunch of paper towels, and your good to go.
People, know when to go to the hospital. Severe puncture wounds or head/neck injuries, bleeders (a bad sign), large or 3rd degree burns, any lose of functionality (nerve, bone, or tendon/ligament), and deep lacerations need pro treatment.
Permanent damage, lots of needless suffering, and even death can result from being too hammer-headed!
Worse, not all nurses are pretty or young females
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Dude, I don't even bring a respirator.
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hydrotherapy
Clever Girl
Location: Circle of Least Confusion
RPS is inside all of us
| | | Re: Simple UER First Aid
<Reply # 33 on 2/6/2008 11:00 PM >
| | | | Superglue, son.
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down. |
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RochesterUE
Gender: Male
I'm a piggie!
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<Reply # 34 on 2/6/2008 11:11 PM >
| | | | Posted by hydrotherapy
Superglue, son.
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mmm....
http://www.straigh...ag/msuperglue.html
[last edit 2/6/2008 11:12 PM by RochesterUE - edited 1 times]
http://cat.org.au/~predator/approach.txt
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop... |
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TrixieSparrow
Location: Hamilton, ON
Gender: Female
I guess.
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<Reply # 35 on 2/7/2008 12:00 AM >
| | | | Posted by hydrotherapy
Superglue, son.
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That is actually one of the things I often have on me. Not for exploring at all though. I just have a lot of odd things for this and that in my purse. I have odd hobbies.
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
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<Reply # 36 on 2/7/2008 2:06 AM >
| | | | Posted by Tracy.
Dude, I don't even bring a respirator.
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Me neither, I hate them.
If your working with silica and such, they're mandatory, but not for jerking wadding around like UE. what a joke...
Anyone who's really concerned about asbestos exposure, the first thing they need to do is stop smoking; smoking is a potent catalyst for cancer and other lung diseases when mixed with asbestos. Almost everyone has breathed in asbestos; it's everywhere.
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Clockwork
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
I WILL KILL THIS MONKEY! I'M CRAZY!
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<Reply # 37 on 2/12/2008 4:07 AM >
| | | | Posted by RochesterUE
Okay Emma, so technically I am not an EMT, but I do play one on TV.
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Gyayahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Emma and Junkyard FTW!!!
Also, what the crap is with the title of this thread? UER First Aid? Is that like "Urban Exploration Resource"-brand bandages or something?
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RochesterUE
Gender: Male
I'm a piggie!
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<Reply # 38 on 2/13/2008 11:57 PM >
| | | | Posted by ClockworkAlso, what the crap is with the title of this thread? UER First Aid? Is that like "Urban Exploration Resource"-brand bandages or something?
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Available for a limited time only. A box of 24 costs $1.00 USD
http://cat.org.au/~predator/approach.txt
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop... |
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TheGreatShakesby
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<Reply # 39 on 2/15/2008 4:56 AM >
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Well sheeit, Doc, I'll take me a doz'n! 
Back on topic, a good thing to carry is some styptic. Although applying it usually hurts worse than the actual injury, it clots blood veins at the tip and stops bleeding, which is always very helpful.
[last edit 2/15/2008 5:10 AM by TheGreatShakesby - edited 1 times]
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