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 BulletFL
    
Location: FL
Gender: Male
 |  |  | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 300 on 7/2/2009 9:46 PM >
|  | | | Yeah, it's a hoax. It's really just a door.....
www.abandonedfl.com |
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junkyard
 
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 301 on 7/3/2009 3:27 PM >
| | | | just because YOU haven't seen any photographic evidence does not mean it does not exist. A handful of reputable people have posted and for sure one not-so-reputable one. But it is up to you to figure out who they are. The ones who have gone know who they are, everybody else knows who they are, but nobody has seen or heard from them since. Although reports ave surfaced that the last one was picked up on a lonely highway in a black Lincoln that sped off with no lights on. I bet if you do some searching you too may find the evidence you are looking for. But beware the MIB! You have been warned.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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sYnOnYx
  
Location: Las Vegas , NV
Gender: Male
what happens here, doesnt stay here.
| |  |  | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 302 on 7/3/2009 9:22 PM >
| | | | I <3 Florida door
My Ongoing Blog: :http://www.realismphotography.com/ |
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don_corleyone
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 304 on 7/4/2009 3:01 AM >
| | | | i'd shake my wiener at it.
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Darkwolf
   
Mellow Moderator
Location: Florida... Again...
Gender: Male
I fix things!
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 305 on 7/4/2009 3:08 AM >
| | | | HEY! Stay out of our forum... Southeast members only 
You will never know the door!!!
Keep this thread on track or have your post's deleted.
DW
*Best Post Ever* any meetups to go to the malt plant? I'll join and be the first one over, so you know I'm not a cop. Also I'll bring beer. *DO NOT MESSAGE ME WITH ISSUES. PLEASE USE CONTACT A MODERATOR* |
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 306 on 7/4/2009 9:02 AM >
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Wanna know the most terrifying thing about the Florida Door?
It can un-delete posts.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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sYnOnYx
Location: Las Vegas , NV
Gender: Male
what happens here, doesnt stay here.
| | | | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 307 on 7/4/2009 3:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by Darkwolf
HEY! Stay out of our forum... Southeast members only
You will never know the door!!!
Keep this thread on track or have your post's deleted.
DW
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I know plenty of this "Door" oh the tales Ive heard. I just wish I could have done the door.
My Ongoing Blog: :http://www.realismphotography.com/ |
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 308 on 7/4/2009 10:48 PM >
| | | | Half of us have done the door. Your wiener gets sucked into another dimension.......and not in the fun sort of way.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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BulletFL
Location: FL
Gender: Male
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 309 on 7/5/2009 12:00 AM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
Half of us have done the door. Your wiener gets sucked into another dimension.......and not in the fun sort of way.
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like the kind when you put your wiener in a vacuum? or an air conditioner?
www.abandonedfl.com |
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don_corleyone
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 311 on 7/5/2009 4:26 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
You forgot hornet's nest.
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beecock?
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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hanyou
Location: Central North America
Gender: Male
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 312 on 7/5/2009 6:38 PM >
| | | | Posted by don_corleyone
beecock?
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petcock?
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don_corleyone
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 313 on 7/5/2009 8:01 PM >
| | | | Posted by hanyou
petcock?
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i woulda posted a photo too, but beecock is NSFL
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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Send4Help
Location: A biology lab far, far away...
Gender: Male
No time for the old in-out, love.
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 314 on 7/5/2009 10:38 PM >
| | | | I think that this is the opening to "The Hatch" from the original Dharma Initiative... John Locke got it in once, he just took some old TNT from a shipwreck and blew up the door! Don't any of you pay attention?!
This also proves that "The Island" is located in south Florida.
[last edit 7/5/2009 10:49 PM by Send4Help - edited 1 times]
The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. |
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BulletFL
Location: FL
Gender: Male
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 315 on 7/6/2009 2:13 AM >
| | | | Posted by send4hlp
I think that this is the opening to "The Hatch" from the original Dharma Initiative... John Locke got it in once, he just took some old TNT from a shipwreck and blew up the door! Don't any of you pay attention?!
This also proves that "The Island" is located in south Florida.
http://www.rolling.../2009/04/hatch.jpg
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you know too much...
www.abandonedfl.com |
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Darkwolf
Mellow Moderator
Location: Florida... Again...
Gender: Male
I fix things!
| | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 317 on 7/29/2009 3:18 AM >
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Fuck the Moon! It don't have shit on the door!
*Best Post Ever* any meetups to go to the malt plant? I'll join and be the first one over, so you know I'm not a cop. Also I'll bring beer. *DO NOT MESSAGE ME WITH ISSUES. PLEASE USE CONTACT A MODERATOR* |
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trent
I'm Trent! Get Bent!
Location: Drainwhale hunting
Gender: Male
Not on UER anymore.
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 318 on 7/29/2009 10:36 AM >
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Jesus H. Christ, I'm on the fucking moon!
He who rules the underground, rules the city above.
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: 3 years later, florida door still on my mind!?
<Reply # 319 on 7/31/2009 7:31 AM >
| | | | The moon is for losers and sucks. We went there back in about 05 on the moon thread. TFD (The Florida Door) will kill EVERY mortal that encounters it. Except me......and Shane. Because I am DRUNK. And he was with me. He didn't find it. It was given to him by a supreme being. I was only allowed to tag along because the supreme powers did not want to deal with my drunk ass and thought I would forget about it, or at least think it was all a bad dream. Either way they totally underestimated out combined powers by at least 100%
Or it could be all bullshit in a disinformation campaign propagated by the US government to conceal the truth, X-Files style. You will never know, unless you pay us $100. In unmarked non-sequential dollar bills of course.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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