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UER Forum > Archived UE Main > UE legal defense fund (Viewed 980 times)
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UE legal defense fund
< on 5/9/2007 3:20 AM >
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I did a search didnt find a thread on this. Does anyone have a UE legal fees fund?

I know your not supposed to get caught but hey, sometimes it happens.
and sometimes you run across a LEO and your kind words and willing cooperation mean nothing, basically your screwed. (I have not been screwed yet but I'm not naive and think it wont or cant happen)

does anyone have any funds set aside just in case?







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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 1 on 5/9/2007 3:25 AM >
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I pay an attorney a retainer, but it's mostly in case I shoot someone.

Please don't be stupid. It might piss me off so much that I have a seizure or something. I hate stupid people.
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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 2 on 5/9/2007 3:59 AM >
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I keep $1.2 million under my matress.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 3 on 5/9/2007 4:12 AM >
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Posted by junkyard
I keep $1.2 million under my matress.


Hmm...and you live in LaCrosse, WI eh...

Hamilton to Wisonsin...

Total Est. Time: 12 hours, 15 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 761.06 miles



1: Start out going NORTH on DUNDURN ST S / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 2 toward KING ST W / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 8 W. <0.1 miles Map

2: Turn LEFT onto KING ST W / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 2 W / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 8 W. 0.2 miles Map

3: Turn SLIGHT LEFT to take the HWY-403 W ramp toward BRANTFORD. 0.2 miles Map

4: Merge onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 403 W. 43.3 miles Map

5: Take the HWY-401 W exit. 0.9 miles Map

6: Merge onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 401 W. 31.0 miles Map

7: Take the HWY-402 W exit toward SARNIA. 0.5 miles Map

8: Merge onto PROVINCIAL ROUTE 402 W (Portions toll) (Crossing into *UNITED STATES* MICHIGAN). 63.7 miles Map

9: PROVINCIAL ROUTE 402 W becomes I-69 W (Portions toll). 129.6 miles Map

10: Merge onto I-69 S via EXIT 97 toward FT WAYNE. 34.3 miles Map

11: Merge onto I-94 W via EXIT 38 toward CHICAGO (Crossing into INDIANA). 138.3 miles Map

12: Take the RIPLEY ST / IN-51 N / TOLL ROAD exit- EXIT 16. 0.1 miles Map

13: Merge onto I-90 W toward CHICAGO SKYWAY / CHICAGO (Portions toll) (Crossing into ILLINOIS). 29.4 miles Map

14: Merge onto I-90 EXPRESS W / I-94 EXPRESS W / DAN RYAN EXP W via the exit on the LEFT. 4.2 miles Map

15: I-90 EXPRESS W / I-94 EXPRESS W / DAN RYAN EXP W becomes I-90 W / I-94 W. 10.6 miles Map

16: Keep LEFT to take I-90 W via EXIT 43B toward O'HARE / ROCKFORD (Portions toll) (Crossing into WISCONSIN). 268.8 miles Map

17: Merge onto US-53 S / WI-35 S via EXIT 3 toward LA CROSSE. 0.8 miles Map

18: Turn LEFT onto WI-35 / GEORGE ST. Continue to follow WI-35. 4.0 miles Map

19: Turn LEFT onto JACKSON ST / WI-33. <0.1 miles Map

20: End at La Crosse, WI US




Hmm.

$1.2 Million right?


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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 4 on 5/9/2007 4:12 AM >
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no but I manage an illegal slush fund in my spare time

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 5 on 5/9/2007 5:55 AM >
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I'm a starving college student/artist. Every penny of my money goes to rent, and film (among other darkroom supplies). If I get busted for even a measly $100 trespassing ticket, it's going to cut into my photo funds that month. So basically, no, I don't have a stash for UE legal troubles.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 6 on 5/9/2007 12:05 PM >
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All my money goes to Gas.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 7 on 5/9/2007 12:17 PM >
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My money goes to diapers and food. Damn kids! *laugh*

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 8 on 5/9/2007 12:37 PM >
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It might make sense to give a trustworthy friend (who won't be caught with you) a limited power of attorney to have access to your funds in the bank in the event that you're locked away and need bail money.



Just don't give that kind of access to your girlfriend/boyfriend. (Or your sex partner of choice,but keep in mind that goats and sheep don't have separated digits and can't work an ATM very well.)

Please don't be stupid. It might piss me off so much that I have a seizure or something. I hate stupid people.
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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 9 on 5/10/2007 5:21 AM >
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Still can't figure out why you'd drive from Canada to end up where you did. You must not own a globe, because Jackson St. separates Africa from Cambodia. You're on the wrong continent......

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 10 on 5/10/2007 1:39 PM >
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yeah it's the same money for my speeding tickets...



oh and rent.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 11 on 5/10/2007 2:48 PM >
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No not me, my cash goes into a constant shitstream of ridiculous and dreamy ideas all to do with custom bike parts, a line of clothing to match and small but very expensive weaponry.


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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 12 on 5/10/2007 9:41 PM >
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Well my father is the best lawyer in the state. Managed to reach a settlement when olympic pipeline blew up. He normally does big companies suing each other but I'm sure he would get me out of the hole if I ended up there. Find out what the trespassing fines are in your state/province and set that amount of money aside just in case.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 13 on 5/11/2007 4:42 AM >
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Why have money set aside when you could have a plan instead. My E & E plan consists of using some kind of sewer as an escape route. Works every time they send cops and dogs.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 14 on 5/14/2007 3:09 AM >
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I keep a fairly large amount of money stashed in the bank for dire emergencys (like sudden car and kidney replacement) that I would probably tap into for getting busted.

But is it a stash just for legal defense? Hardly.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 15 on 5/14/2007 4:04 PM >
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Posted by mike16


Hmm...and you live in LaCrosse, WI eh...



1: Start out going NORTH on DUNDURN ST S / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 2 toward KING ST W / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 8 W. <0.1 miles Map

2: Turn LEFT onto KING ST W / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 2 W / PROVINCIAL ROUTE 8 W. 0.2 miles Map




Hmm.

$1.2 Million right?



so after you get the $1.2 million you're 0.1 miles south from king st w on Dundurn st s?


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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 16 on 5/14/2007 10:43 PM >
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I don't have any monies saved up.

I also don't get caught.

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 17 on 6/4/2007 7:16 AM >
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I manage such a fund. However, the monies raised are only distributed to paid up members. To become a member please send $55 to Panic's holiday fun, c/- Po Box 666, Nimmatabel NSW Australia.

We'll err, book you a lawyer after you have passed your probation period.



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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 18 on 6/4/2007 8:55 PM >
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Posted by Panic!
I manage such a fund. However, the monies raised are only distributed to paid up members. To become a member please send $55 to Panic's holiday fun, c/- Po Box 666, Nimmatabel NSW Australia.

We'll err, book you a lawyer after you have passed your probation period.




I sent my money, how long is the probation?

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Re: UE legal defense fund
<Reply # 19 on 6/4/2007 10:54 PM >
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Life.

Now we know how Panic can afford all those world trips ;)

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