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 systemx29
 
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Location: Long Island/Buffalo
Gender: Male
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
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< on 12/31/2006 1:53 AM >
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eat it alive.
"Patient delusional-Is inventing space ships for a scientist." |
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YellowSnow
 
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 1 on 12/31/2006 1:58 AM >
| | | | What am I looking at?
>_> |
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Corporal_Clegg
  
Location: Baltimore, MD
Gender: Male
| | |  | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 2 on 12/31/2006 2:00 AM >
| | | | What Snow said.
Looks like a betarded bike petal sort of....
YEAHBUTWAT |
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andrea
Location: Baltimore MD
Gender: Female
Apparently, I am heinous.
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<Reply # 3 on 12/31/2006 2:04 AM >
| | | | When I look at this picture the first thing I see is a big blurry void. There needs to be some kind of focal point in the image. That one object just isn't doing it.
This isn't boot camp and you are not a ninja. But you sure look like an idiot in that outfit.
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systemx29
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Location: Long Island/Buffalo
Gender: Male
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 4 on 12/31/2006 2:18 AM >
| | | | well,its an old fashioned razer.
i do see your point about the void.
back to the drawing board.
"Patient delusional-Is inventing space ships for a scientist." |
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laslow
Location: Tewksbury, MA
you have quite a temper for someone who takes pictures of flowers
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<Reply # 6 on 12/31/2006 5:55 AM >
| | | | when i have a really boring picture i find that it helps to crop it in interesting ways, up the contrast, and add a border.
hope you don't mind an example:
NOTE: image belongs to the creator of this thread.
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systemx29
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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
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<Reply # 7 on 12/31/2006 6:05 AM >
| | | | not at all,im actually just getting into photography seriously.
i like the crop alot,but doesnt that kill the purpose of off centering?
"Patient delusional-Is inventing space ships for a scientist." |
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Opheliaism
    
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Location: Out on the border of everything and nothing, TN
Ophie
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<Reply # 8 on 12/31/2006 7:00 AM >
| | | | I recognized what it was straight away. Good job!
EDIT: Too tired to be typing, I forgot letters, LOL
[last edit 12/31/2006 7:01 AM by Opheliaism - edited 1 times]
Show up at 9:30 with 15 dollars cash and your fingers crossed.
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DevilC
Location: Washington, District of Corruption
Gender: Male
I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their views.
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 9 on 1/1/2007 7:57 AM >
| | | | Posted by laslow
when i have a really boring picture i find that it helps to crop it in interesting ways, up the contrast, and add a border.
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So you think poor photography can be remedied with cool borders?
Maybe?
 Nope - I'm still a rank amateur.
[last edit 1/1/2007 8:01 AM by DevilC - edited 1 times]
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 10 on 1/1/2007 8:34 AM >
| | | | Posted by systemx29
eat it alive.
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It reminds me of why I don't UE old houses.
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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laslow
Location: Tewksbury, MA
you have quite a temper for someone who takes pictures of flowers
| | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 11 on 1/1/2007 3:21 PM >
| | | | Posted by DevilC
So you think poor photography can be remedied with cool borders?
Maybe?
Nope - I'm still a rank amateur.
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close though. i just don't think your advertisement is distracting me from the picture quite enough. ;)
you could get some pointers from nickinglis.
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dsankt
Location: live and in the fresh
| | | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 12 on 1/2/2007 1:38 AM >
| | | | Posted by DevilC
So you think poor photography can be remedied with cool borders?
Maybe?
Nope - I'm still a rank amateur.
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Listen DevilC you n00b, if you want to make it in this goddamn hobby and be taken seriously you need more of the following:
- BIGGER border, mos def two tone (25 UE points)
- chairs (10 UE point per chair, bonus 5 for each leg off the ground)
- an abundance of photoshop filters (5 UE points per filter)
- selective desaturation, ala an MC Hammer video clip (50 UE points)
- selective blurring for that tilted focal plane look (150 UE points)
- an orgy or corridors (25 UE points per corridor)
- tilt (1 ue point for every degree from flat)
all together in ONE photo, it will be the ULTIMATE UE PHOTOGRAPH. A photo so fresh that Thomas "The Godfather" Kirkbride will rise from the grave and buy a print for his coffin. Throw it in a catchily named thread with the words decayed/forgotten/lost/abandoned for another 10 UE points each.
Then, and only then, shall you be qualified to talk down on others! Insensitive clod!
[last edit 1/2/2007 2:17 AM by dsankt - edited 1 times]
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 13 on 1/2/2007 1:51 AM >
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Yo DevilC, gimme that coffin paper!
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Dowcet
Location: Middletown, ct
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 14 on 1/2/2007 6:08 AM >
| | | | Posted by systemx29
i like the crop alot,but doesnt that kill the purpose of off centering?
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Not really, his is off center, to a much more reasonable extent... its only about a third of the way up from the bottom and a little bit to the right too. Overall its pretty much the right idea I think.
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CommTHOR
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
| | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 15 on 1/3/2007 8:19 AM >
| | | | This photo struck a chord with me. I had a razor that looked exactly like that while backpacking around South-East Asia back in the early 90's. Really brought back some memories.
As for photo critique, I'd have to parrot the other posters here - the razor is the focal point, and it needs to be closer to center. A pic like originally posted should've been taken from a further vantage, and more of the background in focus. Being so far off center, the razor wasn't really the focus IMHO.
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systemx29
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Location: Long Island/Buffalo
Gender: Male
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 16 on 1/3/2007 3:14 PM >
| | | | so basically,when/if i go back,and retake said picture,i want to try to get mroe of the razer,so that it is the focal point,because the blur seems to be more of a focal point then the razer?
and to whoever said something aboout abandoned houses,this was in a state hospital
"Patient delusional-Is inventing space ships for a scientist." |
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dsankt
Location: live and in the fresh
| | | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 17 on 1/3/2007 3:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by systemx29
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and to whoever said something aboout abandoned houses,this was in a state hospital
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god that was a close one, I almost made a comment about exploring barns!
sleepycity.net: watch out for the third rail baby, that shit is high voltage. urbex and urban exploration photography |
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blackhawk
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Location: Mission Control
UER newbie
| | | Re: One picture.
<Reply # 18 on 1/3/2007 3:57 PM >
| | | | Posted by dsankt
god that was a close one, I almost made a comment about exploring barns!
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Yeah me too, I just thought there wasn't anything better.
Toothbrushes are traditional here. At least a sink with your razor...
Just when I thought I was out... they pulled me back in.
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Air
Location: Canada
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<Reply # 19 on 1/4/2007 11:42 PM >
| | | | Posted by dsankt
god that was a close one, I almost made a comment about exploring barns!
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Dsankt, you are sorrowfully mistaken.....
Barns and houses are the shit. Just look at how many dB entries there are for them here. The ones with dead cats and racoons interest me the most.
especially wack ones with no personal articles left behind that could at least point to some history of the location, and <sigh> significance.
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