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 gear-h
 
Gender: Male
 |  | need a guide for catacombs under paris,
< on 10/30/2006 2:06 PM >
|  | | | I will be in paris dec 1st to dec 7th. Am looking for a catacomb guide. Will pay. please contact.
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dsankt
  
Location: live and in the fresh
| |  |  | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 1 on 10/30/2006 4:31 PM >
|  | | | Hey there is a Tour Guide forum, I think it's linked from the main page. They're usually pretty well priced, though lately Paris is bit more cos of the current exchange rate, that and they prefer to be paid in croissants. If you can pick up a bulk box of those crazy delicious bakery treats before go you'll save oodles!
Last year a couple of the guides had arranged some 'package' deals which included accommodation and a free breakfast (croissants of course). I think they threw in some gear as well. If you pick a good guide they've usually paid off the feds so if you get arrested they'll skip the rectal probing. mosdef a plus.
The best guide company employs a pack of midgets who literally carry you within the winding maze of the 'combs, saves you getting wet and dirty. I'd suggest taking some tasty lil candies for the midgets otherwise they tire, slouch and slump over the day and your coat tails may drag in the water. Be wary of overfeeding them though, if they get excited you'll be bouncing around on the palanquin and bashing your head into the ceiling.
Check em out, def a spectacle. I give them an A-
ps. Some of them midgets lasses are mad freaky. The damp dark corridors are a wicked aphrodisiac, if they start getting randy you'll get tied down like Gulliver and dominated. BUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Fridric
Location: Paris, France
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 2 on 10/30/2006 5:26 PM >
| | | | Posted by gear-h
I will be in paris dec 1st to dec 7th. Am looking for a catacomb guide. Will pay. please contact.
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Oh! I'll be your guide. Bring me 150 euros.
Here is a link to the biggest french forum about exploration www.ckzone.org
Introduce yourself and try to find a guide.
[last edit 10/30/2006 5:31 PM by Fridric - edited 1 times]
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gear-h
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 3 on 10/31/2006 3:27 PM >
| | | | Oh boy, you guys are smart asses. Will check out link-thanks,
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maZe
   
Location: Montreal/Moncton/Ottawa
Gender: Female
"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed" - Sean O'Casey
| |  | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 4 on 11/5/2006 4:56 AM >
| | | | Posted by dsankt
Hey there is a Tour Guide forum, I think it's linked from the main page. They're usually pretty well priced, though lately Paris is bit more cos of the current exchange rate, that and they prefer to be paid in croissants. If you can pick up a bulk box of those crazy delicious bakery treats before go you'll save oodles!
Last year a couple of the guides had arranged some 'package' deals which included accommodation and a free breakfast (croissants of course). I think they threw in some gear as well. If you pick a good guide they've usually paid off the feds so if you get arrested they'll skip the rectal probing. mosdef a plus.
The best guide company employs a pack of midgets who literally carry you within the winding maze of the 'combs, saves you getting wet and dirty. I'd suggest taking some tasty lil candies for the midgets otherwise they tire, slouch and slump over the day and your coat tails may drag in the water. Be wary of overfeeding them though, if they get excited you'll be bouncing around on the palanquin and bashing your head into the ceiling.
Check em out, def a spectacle. I give them an A-
ps. Some of them midgets lasses are mad freaky. The damp dark corridors are a wicked aphrodisiac, if they start getting randy you'll get tied down like Gulliver and dominated. BUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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BEST. POST. EVER.
*clap clap clap*
Thanks for making me laugh so hard.
Oh, and to whoever started that thread, with this attitude (will pay), may I suggest you are probably the typical public that actually PAYS to visit the catacombes. Go see the museum with the tourists...
[last edit 11/5/2006 4:58 AM by maZe - edited 1 times]
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baleze
Location: Montreal
Gender: Male
I don't really hate children. I just can't finish a whole one.
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 5 on 11/6/2006 12:38 AM >
| | | | Posted by gear-h
Oh boy, you guys are smart asses. Will check out link-thanks,
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What kind of replies were you waiting for after advertising that crap? Things don't really work this way, I'm sorry.
Here are the good news though: finding a guide that won't "charge" you will be easier than finding someone to pay.
http://www.flickr....otos/30228457@N05/
http://baleze.deviantart.com/
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tijeff
Location: Montreal
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 6 on 11/6/2006 1:03 AM >
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Is this tread a joke ? The purpose of uer is to share information, and you are talking about making profit out of it ? You're not in the right place
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Alias
Location: UK
Gender: Male
www.nicholas-ada ms.co.uk
| | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 7 on 11/6/2006 8:33 AM >
| | | | paying for a guide in the catacombs is about the most un catacomb thing I have ever heard. You will not enjoy it you will not be welcome.
FUCKING TOURIST.
Alias
www.nicholas-adams.co.uk |
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zippy
Location: amazingstoke UK
Gender: Male
| | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 8 on 11/11/2006 2:06 AM >
| | | | get you ;) :p
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gear-h
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 9 on 11/27/2006 3:53 PM >
| | | | Well,
I'm new to the infiltration comunity, but I'm not new to urban exploration or what ever the people in the know call it. I gennerally explor alone since most people find this behavior unexceptable and are not shy about being rude or intollorant about what I do, even though I show the highest respect and acountabilty for the places I go.
Now I must admitt, I don't know much about this comuinty. Unfortunatly I've offended many of you with my post, and I apologize. I am still learning about this group of people and I am bound to make mistakes, that is life- this is how we grow as people.
After reading this thread I am shocked by the exteemly judgemental and severe responses that I have recieved. It saddens me that I have found people who share my love for exploration and urban decay and they have judged me so quickly and with greater severity than those who do not share this passion.
Alias: I'm sorry that my offer of money offend you, I didn't know any better. I'm sorry that you look down upon my status as a tourist and perhapse an american. It hurts me that I am not welcomed in your county. However, if you are ever in the states I would gladly take you to some of my best spots as an act of good faith and friendship.
Zippy: I can only assume that your response is a threat of some kind and it saddens me that this is something that I have to watch out for.
Tijeff:
Please believe me when I say that it is absolutly not my intention to "profit" from this forum or from urban exploration. I'm just a person who desperatly wants to explore the paris underground.
Baleze: I apreciate your honesty, pardon my ignorance
Maze: you response stung , but I cannot disagree with what you said.
Fridrik:
Thank you for humoring this ignorant american. I apreciat your restrain in your reply.
Again, pardon my ignorance. It is not my intention to profit or to be a bad ass. I just want to expolore and meet new people. I will show more discretion in the future.
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tijeff
Location: Montreal
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 10 on 11/28/2006 3:25 AM >
| | | | Posted by gear-h
Tijeff:
Please believe me when I say that it is absolutly not my intention to "profit" from this forum or from urban exploration. I'm just a person who desperatly wants to explore the paris underground.
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Well I was not directly talking to you. But only about the concept.
If you ever come to Montréal I'll pay you a beer 
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lilli
Location: Surrey UK
Gender: Female
Aunt - Replace A with C
| | | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 11 on 11/29/2006 8:34 PM >
| | | | Posted by gear-h
Zippy: I can only assume that your response is a threat of some kind and it saddens me that this is something that I have to watch out for ......
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I am sure that wasn't what was meant at all! Zippy knows Alias (as I do) quite well I think that Zippys reply was to what Alias had said and not you ........ he's just not that kind of guy :s
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings. |
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Air
Location: Canada
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 12 on 12/17/2006 4:33 PM >
| | | | Posted by dsankt
Hey there is a Tour Guide forum, I think it's linked from the main page. They're usually pretty well priced, though lately Paris is bit more cos of the current exchange rate, that and they prefer to be paid in croissants. If you can pick up a bulk box of those crazy delicious bakery treats before go you'll save oodles!
Last year a couple of the guides had arranged some 'package' deals which included accommodation and a free breakfast (croissants of course). I think they threw in some gear as well. If you pick a good guide they've usually paid off the feds so if you get arrested they'll skip the rectal probing. mosdef a plus.
The best guide company employs a pack of midgets who literally carry you within the winding maze of the 'combs, saves you getting wet and dirty. I'd suggest taking some tasty lil candies for the midgets otherwise they tire, slouch and slump over the day and your coat tails may drag in the water. Be wary of overfeeding them though, if they get excited you'll be bouncing around on the palanquin and bashing your head into the ceiling.
Check em out, def a spectacle. I give them an A-
ps. Some of them midgets lasses are mad freaky. The damp dark corridors are a wicked aphrodisiac, if they start getting randy you'll get tied down like Gulliver and dominated. BUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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So essentially I can get free Bukkake for some croissants. That's not a bad exchange. Perhaps they take panties in trade too?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
[last edit 12/17/2006 4:33 PM by Air - edited 1 times]
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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maZe
Location: Montreal/Moncton/Ottawa
Gender: Female
"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed" - Sean O'Casey
| | | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 13 on 12/18/2006 4:06 AM >
| | | | Posted by Air 33
So essentially I can get free Bukkake for some croissants. That's not a bad exchange. Perhaps they take panties in trade too?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
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No panties but a good pair of tits, yes!
Mechfreak57 in the UER chat : "George W. Bush is not perfect. He fucked up the borders and Irak is a shit storm but he's the best we've got. "
Save the world - adopt an American! |
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Fridric
Location: Paris, France
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 14 on 12/20/2006 8:20 AM >
| | | | gear-h, did you find a guide?
LEFIST, the best group to explore with. |
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gear-h
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 15 on 1/11/2007 7:20 PM >
| | | | Yes,
I found a guide and it was the experience of a life time. The people in paris are amazing. Very acomadating and forgiving of my poor french. I'll post the trip when I get freed up.
Thanks for asking.
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Tunnellad.
Location: U.K
Gender: Male
| | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 16 on 1/16/2007 9:46 PM >
| | | | Posted by Alias
paying for a guide in the catacombs is about the most un catacomb thing I have ever heard. You will not enjoy it you will not be welcome.
FUCKING TOURIST.
Alias
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Nice comment there.
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baleze
Location: Montreal
Gender: Male
I don't really hate children. I just can't finish a whole one.
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 17 on 1/17/2007 8:05 AM >
| | | | Posted by gear-h
Yes,
I found a guide and it was the experience of a life time. The people in paris are amazing. Very acomadating and forgiving of my poor french. I'll post the trip when I get freed up.
Thanks for asking.
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Great! See, we might live in a shitty world but there still are people who'll bust their asses to make you live something incredible.
Congrats on the experience.
http://www.flickr....otos/30228457@N05/
http://baleze.deviantart.com/
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| |  | | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 18 on 1/17/2007 3:08 PM >
| | | | Posted by Air 33
So essentially I can get free Bukkake for some croissants.
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I'll give you free bukkake for... free!!
/croissants stink
Chris...
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Emor
Location: Crackpipe city.
Gender: Male
| | Re: need a guide for catacombs under paris,
<Reply # 19 on 1/20/2007 7:37 PM >
| | | | Posted by gear-h
Yes,
I found a guide and it was the experience of a life time. The people in paris are amazing. Very acomadating and forgiving of my poor french. I'll post the trip when I get freed up.
Thanks for asking.
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So tel us about the getting a guide thing and your trip already!
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