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1 2 3 4   UER Forum > Archived US: South > Myspace... (Viewed 2199 times) 0U812  Location: Lubbock, TX Gender: Female Texploration  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 20 on 2/17/2006 6:28 PM >   To get the topic back on track Things People Learn When They Come to Texas! Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep" There are 5,000 types of SNAKES and 4,998 live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of SPIDERS. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before. Possums will eat anything. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Nothing will kill a mesquite tree. There are valid reasons some people put concertina wire around their house. You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner. A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. Texas has 5 seasons: * Spring, Feb 16 to April 15 * 1st Summer, April 16 to July 15 (temp 90 to 98 degrees) * SUPER Summer, July 16 to Sept 10 (temp 100 to 115 degrees) * Summer, Sept. 11 to Oct 1 (temp 90 to 98 degrees) Fall, Oct 2 to Dec. 1 * Winter Dec. 2 to Feb 15 The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until June 25, then it stops totally until Oct 2. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. Graduating 1st in your class means you left in the 8th grade. Coldbeer is one word. People actually grow and eat okra. Texans really don't have an accent. When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night. When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to go to the doctor. Fixinto is one word. The word dinner is confusing. There's only lunch and then there's supper. Backards and forards means I know everything about you. 'Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. I figured out what's wrong with life: It's other people. jesusfreak  Location: Richardson Gender: Male  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 21 on 2/17/2006 7:04 PM >   thats just like us too aint it? Oh yes, there will be blood. Noah Vale  Location: Portland, Or It's nobler to never get paid, than to bank on shit and dismay  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 22 on 2/17/2006 7:23 PM >   Not really, no. "Dallas is a magnificent and wide open city, and I'm deeply envious of any urban explorers who have the good fortune to live there." -Ninj. jesusfreak  Location: Richardson Gender: Male  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 23 on 2/17/2006 7:31 PM >   i was being sarcastic..... Oh yes, there will be blood. 0U812  Location: Lubbock, TX Gender: Female Texploration  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 24 on 2/17/2006 8:04 PM >   Some of it. Especially the seasons. I figured out what's wrong with life: It's other people. 0U812  Location: Lubbock, TX Gender: Female Texploration  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 25 on 2/17/2006 8:05 PM >   Posted by Noah Vale Not really, no. Are you a native Texas or transplant? I figured out what's wrong with life: It's other people. jesusfreak  Location: Richardson Gender: Male  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 26 on 2/17/2006 9:07 PM >   lmao..... how do we find out? if he is or not... Oh yes, there will be blood. 0U812  Location: Lubbock, TX Gender: Female Texploration  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 27 on 2/17/2006 9:40 PM >   Well at the risk of this being a "stupid post" cause I know that is against the forum rules...ask him if he's ever been cow-tipping. And I'm sorry I don't know what Imao means. I figured out what's wrong with life: It's other people. jesusfreak  Location: Richardson Gender: Male  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 28 on 2/17/2006 9:53 PM >   LMAO- laughing my ass off. Cow tipping is a defenite texas hobby... so is what we pick up after the cows... if you know what I mean... Oh yes, there will be blood. 0U812  Location: Lubbock, TX Gender: Female Texploration  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 29 on 2/17/2006 9:57 PM >   I know what you mean. Does anyone else? I figured out what's wrong with life: It's other people. Jonsered  Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong Gender: Male Dressed for a scarecrow ball.........  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 30 on 2/17/2006 9:59 PM >   I know what we pick up after cows have been around out here. Just have to get out before the sun is fully on the area! Where are Dr. Leary and Hunter S. when we need them? I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread. 0U812  Location: Lubbock, TX Gender: Female Texploration  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 31 on 2/17/2006 10:03 PM >   Grow your own in that shit. I figured out what's wrong with life: It's other people. Mellon_Collie  Location: Utah'ish Gender: Male Chingblot.  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 32 on 2/18/2006 12:14 AM >   I got this in a chainmail once, along time ago... localloser  Location: Richardson, tx Gender: Female  |  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 33 on 2/18/2006 12:41 AM >   Posted by jesusfreak .... my wife as one of the actual *as kid rock puts it* big corn fed mid western hoes... Is that soo... My momma feeds me right, thats all I can say! not to mention you love every inch of my texas ass!! you cant find women like ya can here! Thick and all! [last edit 2/18/2006 12:42 AM by localloser - edited 1 times] jester love Noah Vale  Location: Portland, Or It's nobler to never get paid, than to bank on shit and dismay  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 34 on 2/18/2006 3:46 AM >   Native Houstonian. I just find stereotypes silly, and to wallow in them like a pig in shit, even sillier. "Dallas is a magnificent and wide open city, and I'm deeply envious of any urban explorers who have the good fortune to live there." -Ninj. Dokk  Location: Lewisville, Texas Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 35 on 2/18/2006 4:30 AM >   Posted by jesusfreak there isn't a god damn thing wrong with aggies.... my brother just graduated from texas a&m..... Dokk, I love that rule.... my wife as one of the actual *as kid rock puts it* big corn fed mid western hoes... but none the less, we need to slap the shit out of anyone that disobeys these rules Kid Rock doesn't have a clue. All the baddest rock songs are about fat bottomed girls, big legged women and whole lotta Sally. A real man eats meat and throws the bone to the dogs. ;P "If I'm gonna get blamed for it, I might as well do it!" Dokk  Location: Lewisville, Texas Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 36 on 2/18/2006 4:47 AM >   Posted by TROLL7 Well at the risk of this being a "stupid post" cause I know that is against the forum rules...ask him if he's ever been cow-tipping. And I'm sorry I don't know what Imao means. And just how many times have you and Jesusfreak been cow tipping, little lady? remember, anyone who's spent any real time around cattle will know if you're telling the truth or not. Just for reference, I've milked my fair share of cows, know the difference between a bull and a steer and been the cause of that conversion several times, and even helped bring a few calves into this world. "If I'm gonna get blamed for it, I might as well do it!" localloser  Location: Richardson, tx Gender: Female  |  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 37 on 2/18/2006 5:28 PM >   Posted by Dokk Just for reference, I've milked my fair share of cows, know the difference between a bull and a steer and been the cause of that conversion several times, and even helped bring a few calves into this world. Well arent you special! jester love localloser  Location: Richardson, tx Gender: Female  |  |  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 38 on 2/18/2006 5:29 PM >   I was born in the country, I have raised calfs when there mothers died, feeding them with bottles. I tamed horses, been thrown off horses, raised and eaten okra (which I love). All texas tradition, you cant find anywhere. Getting off of topics, total texas tradition! Sorry if some of you were somehow offeneded by this... Im sure he just wanted it shared with any other texas lovers. [last edit 2/18/2006 5:35 PM by localloser - edited 1 times] jester love Dokk  Location: Lewisville, Texas Gender: Male  |  |  Re: Myspace... <Reply # 39 on 2/18/2006 6:11 PM >   Posted by localloser I was born in the country, I have raised calfs when there mothers died, feeding them with bottles. I tamed horses, been thrown off horses, raised and eaten okra (which I love). All texas tradition, you cant find anywhere. Getting off of topics, total texas tradition! Sorry if some of you were somehow offeneded by this... Im sure he just wanted it shared with any other texas lovers. Well, I guess we're both special, huh? "If I'm gonna get blamed for it, I might as well do it!" UER Forum > Archived US: South > Myspace... (Viewed 2199 times)  1 2 3 4   All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire. 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