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UER Forum > Archived UE Main > I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!! (Viewed 393 times)
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I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
< on 11/30/2013 10:45 AM >
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Well shit, why not.

Go park your ride in front of some sassy assed christmas shit! Abandonments with christmas decorations on them (your own doing... or actually lit by your government), your own house, or just your ride in front of something you think qualifies as "the holidays"

Just an idea you buttholes, I'll put in as soon as I'm okay to drive.



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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 1 on 11/30/2013 8:15 PM >
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Posted by HagensborgViking
Well shit, why not.

Go park your ride in front of some sassy assed christmas shit! Abandonments with christmas decorations on them (your own doing... or actually lit by your government), your own house, or just your ride in front of something you think qualifies as "the holidays"

Just an idea you buttholes, I'll put in as soon as I'm okay to drive.




this topic makes me want to slit my wrists while having stuffing pounded up my ass by 8 tiny reindeer.
yay.


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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 2 on 11/30/2013 10:29 PM >
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Well, you're back to normal then...

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 3 on 11/30/2013 11:19 PM >
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Posted by bandi
Well, you're back to normal then...


you shut your strudel-sucking mouth goddamn it. i will drive to ontario and do donuts on your lawn with my Chevy.
(best i could do on short notice...)

[last edit 11/30/2013 11:19 PM by Samurai - edited 1 times]

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 4 on 12/1/2013 1:57 AM >
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Posted by Samurai


this topic makes me want to slit my wrists while having stuffing pounded up my ass by 8 tiny reindeer.
yay.



Is that on your Christmas list?

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 5 on 12/1/2013 2:09 AM >
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Posted by Samurai


you shut your strudel-sucking mouth goddamn it. i will drive to ontario and do donuts on your lawn with my Chevy.
(best i could do on short notice...)



I love you. And there's too much snow on my damn lawn for someone who doesn't use snow tires

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 6 on 12/1/2013 3:02 AM >
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Posted by bandi


I love you. And there's too much snow on my damn lawn for someone who doesn't use snow tires


unlike those of you in Cannukistan, we know how to drive in the snow without crutches like (heh) snowtires.


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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 7 on 12/1/2013 3:28 AM >
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Oh, get a room you two.

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 8 on 12/1/2013 3:32 AM >
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Posted by Samurai


unlike those of you in Cannukistan, we know how to drive in the snow without crutches like (heh) snowtires.



I do too, but hell, if I can drive even better in the snow, why the hell not? I've already had the winter beater airborne this year!

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 9 on 12/1/2013 5:29 AM >
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Posted by Samurai
while having stuffing pounded up my ass by 8 tiny reindeer.


Read that as something completely different, and had visions of bestiality dancing in my head.

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 10 on 12/1/2013 5:20 PM >
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Posted by bandi
I've already had the winter beater airborne this year!


One can not just say this without further details?

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 11 on 12/1/2013 5:29 PM >
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Posted by Harvestman


Read that as something completely different, and had visions of bestiality dancing in my head.


The great reindeer gang stuffing of 2013?

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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 12 on 12/1/2013 9:07 PM >
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Posted by Harvestman


Read that as something completely different, and had visions of bestiality dancing in my head.


wishful thinking, sunshine.


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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 13 on 12/3/2013 4:33 AM >
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Does this count?





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Re: I'm parked in front… OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS MF's!!
<Reply # 14 on 12/3/2013 4:37 AM >
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Christmas lights, not christmas rice

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