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UER Forum > Archived Rookie Forum > wtf a raccoon (Viewed 1961 times)
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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 20 on 8/14/2013 4:35 AM >
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Posted by Ricky_from_TV



Avoid confrontation when at all possible, with humans, animals, plants etc.


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I once saved a baby raccoon at a theater. Pretty sure I'm a god to the now.


I saved a baby pigeon once, I also think I am their god now.
There needs to be a club for people who are gods to generally hated and diseased creatures.


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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 21 on 8/14/2013 12:31 PM >
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Posted by Hanniba1
Show dominance.


...by peeing on it.

I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself.
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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 22 on 8/14/2013 3:14 PM >
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RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 23 on 9/18/2013 5:19 PM >
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I'm late here, but coon is fucking delicious. Knock that bastard on the head, skin it (worth $$) and bon apetit.

I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 24 on 9/20/2013 10:05 PM >
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Posted by Compton Ass Kenny


Plants will fuck you up



Plants WILL fuck you up.

After several cases of poison oak, stingy nettles, yucca bush pokes, and now whatever the fuck I stumbled into up in northern Michigan (poison Ivy?)....

I have amassed an amazing hatred towards plants, and I steer clear of them whenever possible.





Also, coon is pretty good. I've had coon stew, but after the second day it's pretty gamey tasting. Best when it's nice and fresh.

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 25 on 9/22/2013 4:08 PM >
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Posted by Jonsered
I'm late here, but coon is fucking delicious. Knock that bastard on the head, skin it (worth $$) and bon apetit.

That's just racist, man.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 26 on 9/22/2013 6:48 PM >
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Posted by Emperor Wang That's just racist, man.
Does anyone even use that word in a racial way anymore? Seems sort of 1956.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 27 on 9/22/2013 8:54 PM >
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Posted by Jonsered


Does anyone even use that word in a racial way anymore? Seems sort of 1956.


I think the fact that Mr Wang even connected that with racism, is racist.

We were talking about raccoons, and he just went and "made the connection".



Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 28 on 9/23/2013 1:03 AM >
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Well the Pittsburgh Penguins backup goalie's last name is Vokoun so the fans chant "KOUN" every time he makes a save, its pretty fucking hilarious

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 29 on 9/23/2013 1:27 AM >
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Posted by Rinzler
Try throwing urine at it.


yes.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 30 on 9/24/2013 11:31 PM >
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LOL afraid of a raccoon. That's just silly. Damned Yankee city slickers.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 31 on 9/25/2013 6:33 PM >
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Posted by cowtownclimber
LOL afraid of a raccoon. That's just silly. Damned Yankee city slickers.


^^^ A person who has OBVIOUSLY never tried physically removing a raccoon from his kitchen counter.


I suggest you give it a shot and revise your statement.


Or wait... maybe you're one of those people who comes in and finds a 'coon on your kitchen counter and just goes to get your shotgun. I could see that as being the "easy" approach for...some kinds of people.

I mean, the aluminum siding on most trailers is pretty easy to replace, and it's cheap too, right?

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 32 on 9/25/2013 8:46 PM >
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Posted by cowtownclimber
LOL afraid of a raccoon. That's just silly. Damned Yankee city slickers.


I'm gonna have to side with this. 55 miles away from civilization is where i used to spend my summers and weekends. All sorts of "critters" would show up around the house, rarely in it, but when they do...you slap the snot out of it with a tennis racket. If that's not handy, clothes hamper + broom = hook and net.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 33 on 9/25/2013 10:32 PM >
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Ive seen groups of huge raccoons while exploring locations inside the city

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 34 on 9/26/2013 12:10 AM >
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For the record I was being kind of facetious. I mean, I've run into raccoon before and I just kind of let them do their own thing. I don't now nor have I ever lived out in the country though but here in Texas, we run into some animals while exploring places.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 35 on 9/26/2013 12:33 AM >
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Posted by cowtownclimber
For the record I was being kind of facetious. I mean, I've run into raccoon before and I just kind of let them do their own thing. I don't now nor have I ever lived out in the country though but here in Texas, we run into some animals while exploring places.


I wasn't really being facetious. I grew up "in the sticks", little town of 500 ppl up in the mountains.

Raccoons are mean little motherfuckers. And those claws can do some serious damage.

Anyone who tries to make it sound like they just punt one out of their kitchen (and by extension, out of their house) with a tennis racket, is a goddamn liar.

Just sayin.


I've had bears sleeping on my front porch, mountains lions stalking my chickens, coyotes by the hundreds hoping to snag my cats, 'coons that are sneaky little bastards and find devious ways of killing chickens, then get shot and end up in the stew pot....



All Y'alls out in TX have those fuckin armadillers. Those little bastards can be mean too.
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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 36 on 9/26/2013 12:46 AM >
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Posted by Therrin


All Y'alls out in TX have those fuckin armadillers. Those little bastards can be mean too.


So I've heard but every time I see one it's flat on the side of the road.

Now possums on the other hand, I won't fuck with a possum.



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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 37 on 9/26/2013 1:06 AM >
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Posted by cowtownclimber


So I've heard but every time I see one it's flat on the side of the road.

Now possums on the other hand, I won't fuck with a possum.




Yeah they really do litter the roads quite a bit out there. I had the joy of removing a couple from my grandma's place out that way. Ugh.

Possum? Really? You let a little rodent run you off?

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 38 on 9/26/2013 2:07 AM >
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Coon dillo and possum. Three of my faves Damn now I'm hungry.

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Re: wtf a raccoon
<Reply # 39 on 9/26/2013 3:53 PM >
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Posted by Therrin


Yeah they really do litter the roads quite a bit out there. I had the joy of removing a couple from my grandma's place out that way. Ugh.

Possum? Really? You let a little rodent run you off?



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