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 cdevon
    
Location: west county
Gender: Male
 |  |  | a few good words to remember...
< on 8/10/2013 12:06 AM >
|  | | | "I don't officer how that rather large piece of plywood that once covered that door ended up on the ground." "I was just trying to get the starving kitty to come out so I can take it to a no kill shelter."
Remember those two sentences, because they do work sometimes.
When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store. |
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Evilbunny
 
Location: San Leandro,Ca
Gender: Male
They're here, and they're watching.
| | | Re: a few good words to remember...
<Reply # 1 on 8/10/2013 12:13 AM >
| | | | Posted by cdevon
"I don't officer how that rather large piece of plywood that once covered that door ended up on the ground." "I was just trying to get the starving kitty to come out so I can take it to a no kill shelter."
Remember those two sentences, because they do work sometimes.
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Note to self buy a small kitty and keep in exploring backpack.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/510ue/
https://www.facebook.com/FFPUrbex |
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rob.i.am
   
Gender: Male
Carpe noctum
| | | Re: a few good words to remember...
<Reply # 2 on 8/10/2013 12:19 AM >
| | | | Posted by cdevon
"I don't officer how that rather large piece of plywood that once covered that door ended up on the ground."
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Is this a scramble game?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rob666/ |
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TCUP
Location: Alexandria, KY
Gender: Male
"I wonder what's in here?" -- my last words.
| | | Re: a few good words to remember...
<Reply # 3 on 8/10/2013 3:59 AM >
| | | | Posted by Evilbunny
Note to self buy a small kitty and keep in exploring backpack.
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Like I really needed a reason...
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Send4Help
Location: A biology lab far, far away...
Gender: Male
No time for the old in-out, love.
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<Reply # 4 on 8/10/2013 5:22 AM >
| | | | Posted by cdevon
"I don't officer how that rather"
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-Is immediately cited for drunk and disorderly-
The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. |
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StateProperty
Location: Connecticut
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 5 on 8/10/2013 10:14 PM >
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Well if the punishment/fine is lower for that than it is for trespassing/breaking and entering I would just go with it.
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Icelandic9flame
Location: Winnipeg
Gender: Female
| |  | Re: a few good words to remember...
<Reply # 6 on 8/10/2013 11:45 PM >
| | | | "Officer I have pictures to prove I'm innocent!"
*Throws your camera in the nearest puddle*
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Crvna
Location: Boise, ID
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 7 on 9/24/2013 10:28 PM >
| | | | In my experience "I'm an art student at [local university]" works wonders. We have the blessed social expectation of being weird already, but mostly harmless, so they leave you alone as long as you are nice.
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