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 OryonsOracle
Location: twin cities MN
Gender: Male
 |  | Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
< on 8/25/2012 4:36 AM >
|  | | | On this particular nocturnal outing, my quarries were an old native american foot trail by the Mississippi and any of the many subterranean entrances that are located around there. I had spent a long time trying to locate this trail in the wrong part of the city and was ecstatic when I finally located it. I intended later to come back and try and hike this 7 mile trail barefoot. I found what I thought was the trail and ventured downward into the trees to see what was what. I found later that I had actually gone off the trail but at the time did not realize it. I felt pretty ninja going over large stones and navigating steep drop-offs over the river and in the dark. I was thinking that this was a pretty challenging trail. It was then that I came into a camp. We've all seen this scene in out exploits. Beer cans and liter all over. Random trash strewn over the entire scene. A recently burned out fire. It must have been quite the party. The trail did not continue here so I turned back. I then thought I smelled perfume. I looked around and saw feet sticking out of the bushes. I went over to this pair of feet and shined my light on what they might be attached to. Why, it was a naked couple spooning in the forest. Passed out likely from intense partying. I felt out of place with so many clothes on. As the moment of shock passed I began to laugh. Of course I got their picture.(didnt turn out very good) They didnt wake up when I was there but a crack of thunder and a down pour woke them up. lol.
Carpe Noctem. Seize the night. |
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Asher0719
  
Location: MSP
Gender: Female
The World Abandoned
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 1 on 8/25/2012 4:45 AM >
| | | | Naked parties are always better than clothed ones.
~Asher |
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Captain_Slow
   
The infamous Buttram Manfist
Location: Dallas, Tx
Gender: Male
Obviously capable of mediocre things.
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 2 on 8/25/2012 6:23 AM >
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OryonsOracle
Location: twin cities MN
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 3 on 8/25/2012 7:10 AM >
| | | | Lol, Im at work but I'll post it tomorrow night sometime. A nintendo 3ds camera and a weak flashlight dont generate a very good picture. So if you dont like it, just remember I was provoked by a pic-demanding image that covered my entire screen. So I had no choice but to do what it said.
Carpe Noctem. Seize the night. |
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Harvestman
Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory!
Gender: Male
Everything about me has a poker face.
| |  | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 4 on 8/25/2012 6:23 PM >
| | | | Posted by OryonsOracle
just remember I was provoked by a pic-demanding image that covered my entire screen. So I had no choice but to do what it said.
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Actually, you had no choice because Buttram Manfist told you to.
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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OryonsOracle
Location: twin cities MN
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 5 on 8/26/2012 6:26 AM >
| | | | I mentioned the pic was crappy. But you can view the crappiness in 3D! Id say NSFW except you cant really see anything.
Carpe Noctem. Seize the night. |
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Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 6 on 8/27/2012 1:54 AM >
| | | | Looks like a tiny panda humping a deer in a Hawaiian shirt.
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
http://spamusement...hp/comics/view/137 |
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OryonsOracle
Location: twin cities MN
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 8 on 8/28/2012 12:08 PM >
| | | | It wasnt. I left the dude out of the pic on account that Im straight and did want any naked pics of dudes on my 3DS. However, I can tell u these 2 werent much more erotic than a deer and a panda. At least IMO. 
Carpe Noctem. Seize the night. |
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hamradio
Location: duluth, minn.
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 9 on 8/28/2012 1:21 PM >
| | | | never thought I'd see the day when I saw something captured via nintendo.
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Dalmaticus
Location: MSP / Fargo
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 10 on 8/29/2012 3:31 AM >
| | | | usually, the noobs are collectively flamed. This noob, promises nude pics of a couple on the beach... Damn, that IS ninja.
Play on playa, Play on!
All the treasure are belong to me. We got a slat, for that! |
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Colossus
Location: The Nether
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 11 on 8/29/2012 8:54 PM >
| | | | Posted by OryonsOracle
Lol, Im at work but I'll post it tomorrow night sometime. A nintendo 3ds camera and a weak flashlight dont generate a very good picture. So if you dont like it, just remember I was provoked by a pic-demanding image that covered my entire screen. So I had no choice but to do what it said.
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Exploring with a 3DS? Good to know I'm not the only one in the Cities.
Everyone, chill the fuck out! I got this. |
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Harvestman
Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory!
Gender: Male
Everything about me has a poker face.
| | | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 12 on 8/30/2012 1:10 AM >
| | | | Has anyone founds 3DSes while exploring an abandoned building?
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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Captain Stormy
Location: Chicago mostly. Sometimes Minneapolis.
Gender: Male
SO TIGHT THAT IT CHAFED
| | | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 13 on 8/30/2012 1:14 AM >
| | | | Posted by HarvestmanMan
Has anyone founds 3DSes while exploring an abandoned building?
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Boots and I found a Gameboy color in a drain under Dubuque!
http://www.urbex12.com |
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Tali
Location: minneapolis
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 14 on 8/30/2012 1:53 AM >
| | | | very ninja indeed. nice post sir.
Calvin |
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OryonsOracle
Location: twin cities MN
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 15 on 8/30/2012 9:37 AM >
| | | | Posted by Colossus
Exploring with a 3DS? Good to know I'm not the only one in the Cities.
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Nice. If we pass each other in a drain we can exchange game stuff via 3ds streetpass. I wish I could put rubber boots and a head lamp on my Mii. lol.
Carpe Noctem. Seize the night. |
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Freak
Location: Usually Alaska, now MSP.
Gender: Male
Hypocrite
| | | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 16 on 8/30/2012 1:59 PM >
| | | | Posted by HarvestmanMan
Has anyone founds 3DSes while exploring an abandoned building?
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Lol, I'm sure this will be the next hot subject in UE Main 
Turn off the internet and go play outside.
http://spamusement...hp/comics/view/137 |
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OryonsOracle
Location: twin cities MN
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 18 on 9/22/2012 10:20 AM >
| | | | Im impressed by how durable the 3ds is. Ive dropped it, got it wet and now I have that fine sand from sandstone caves all over inside it. Still works tho. Eventually my luck with it will run out.
Carpe Noctem. Seize the night. |
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NotBatman
Location: MSP
Gender: Male
Secret Cult Member
| | Re: Oryon's midnight ninja wonderland with naked spooner bonus.
<Reply # 19 on 9/23/2012 12:33 AM >
| | | | Or, you know, maybe you could just put the goddamn video game down for thirteen seconds.
Honestly, I have this argument with my seven year-old regularly...
I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself. |
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