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 Gunner Trees
   
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Location: MSP
Gender: Male
DISCRETION IS A CHOICE
 |  | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 20 on 4/17/2012 9:00 AM >
|  | | | ...the fact that you "think you may be too old" to explore is a sign.
And, if you get that sign you maybe, might want to stop. Older explorers break ankles hopping regular fences I have noticed.
Also, if you know an explorer of an elderly age, I'd suggest asking them to sign off on a life insurance policy. Premiums are cheap, look into it.
MAKE MSP ELEET AGAIN |
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Devinsky
Location: Riemst, Belgium
Gender: Male
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 21 on 4/17/2012 11:33 AM >
| | | | Posted by Spiritwalker
at least you hope its YOUR dentures and not someone elses
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Even if they aren't, as long as you find out before you put them in.
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RebelDead
Gender: Female
| |  | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 22 on 4/17/2012 11:52 AM >
| | | | Instead of taking wheelchair shots you just find yourself sitting in them just to catch your breath.
Camera hip shots because your tripod is just too heavy and you have become lazy.
You can't wait until you take the group shot because you just want to sit.
The bruises you get from climbing out windows last longer and hurt more.
Ok well they all just be me... lol
Closer than you think~ When you dig up the past, you tend to get dirty.
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Spiritwalker
Location: Canada
Gender: Female
What is the difference between exploring and being lost?"
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 23 on 4/17/2012 12:55 PM >
| | | | Posted by RebelDead
Instead of taking wheelchair shots you just find yourself sitting in them just to catch your breath.
Camera hip shots because your tripod is just too heavy and you have become lazy.
You can't wait until you take the group shot because you just want to sit.
The bruises you get from climbing out windows last longer and hurt more.
Ok well they all just be me... lol
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hahahah lol..I love the 2nd one
“Develop a built-in bullshit detector.”Ernest Hemingway
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Darkheart
Location: Syracuse, New York
Gender: Male
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 24 on 4/18/2012 12:03 AM >
| | | | Posted by fiftyone_eggs
When you get busted and the cop/security guard won't stop calling you "sir". |
Great...
- The cop lets you go because he went to school with your son.
- You throw your back out... getting out of the car.
- The people you're with keep asking "Are you okay?"
- Your posts on UER sound like a Grandpa Simpson story.
- You can remember when... um... nope there it goes...
[last edit 4/18/2012 12:07 AM by Darkheart - edited 1 times]
The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination. - H.P. Lovercraft |
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barefootpoetry
Location: PA
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 25 on 4/18/2012 3:19 AM >
| | | | Posted by RebelDead
You can't wait until you take the group shot because you just want to sit. |
Baaaaaaahahahahahaha!
She who hesitates, sees bulldozers. |
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Asher0719
Location: MSP
Gender: Female
The World Abandoned
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 26 on 4/19/2012 1:46 AM >
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I can't wait to see a group of us in out 90's exploring a building in these. Buddy system.
~Asher |
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geoff5093
 
Location: New Hampshire
Gender: Male
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 27 on 4/20/2012 5:41 PM >
| | | | When the phrase "I was taking photos for my photography class" no longer fly.
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MrSivalls
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I'll be a-surfin' in yer blood on Saturday night
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 28 on 4/20/2012 7:19 PM >
| | | | And the #1 sign you are too old to explore
calling 911 for help while exploring.
Your security measures were inadequate.
How unfortunate for you. |
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mohavewolfpup
 
Incredibly Noble Donor
Location: Las Vegas NV & Toronto Canada
Gender: Male
| |  |  | | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 30 on 4/24/2012 12:24 PM >
| | | | deciding most of your peers are annoying and you are better off exploring solo!
"It's kept meat and potatoes on the table for years for Wolfman and Wolfwoman. A couple of shots of whiskey helps it. I've got that nice raspy sound." - Wolfman Jack on his legendary voice. Farewell Wolfman, you will be missed. |
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Relocate
Location: nunyabiz
Gender: Male
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 31 on 4/24/2012 7:34 PM >
| | | | Posted by mohavewolfpup
deciding most of your peers are annoying and you are better off exploring solo!
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ZING!
To fail in what you've yet to achieve is more the spirit of exploration than to make no attempt at all.
-Neil deGrasse Tyson |
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hatsumi
| | | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 32 on 4/24/2012 9:02 PM >
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you don't want to go out later than 10pm because you want to sleep.
can climb a fence but then not get over the top, need to ask for help to lift your leg over
your exploring companions discuss amongst themselves alternate routes so that you can get in as well without consulting you
if a tight squeeze is the only entry point will wait outside because your too slow to run and get out in a hurry if needed
offer to be lookout every time because you prefer to sit and be safe
rather drink from a hot Thermos of tea than an energy drink
take a handkerchief with you in case your nose runs
own stuff that you find in abandoned buildings from 30yrs ago that friends think might have antique value
drainasaurus maximus |
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MeoW
Gender: Male
| | Re: Signs You May Be Getting Too Old For Exploring
<Reply # 34 on 4/24/2012 10:44 PM >
| | | | Posted by geoff5093
When the phrase "I was taking photos for my photography class" no longer fly.
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That's when you switch things up to, I'm the new adjunct photography professor at [insert college name].
I don't do magic Morty I do science! |
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